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13 Responses to “Worst. Baby Name. EVER.”
  1. Patsy Hall on April 20th, 2005 at 10:49 am

    I think you are being a little mean spirited. Can we just go with good stuff when you are bored? BRAMANTI LISTENS TO THE CUSTOMERS: Sure thing, Patsy. I’ll find something a little nicer for the Pic of the Day.

  2. gary stover on April 20th, 2005 at 4:43 pm

    The kid is going to grow up tough or he will become a Rapper with his stage name already picked out !

  3. Minx on April 21st, 2005 at 9:46 am

    no seriously… wtf?

  4. Lori on April 22nd, 2005 at 7:39 am

    Does this surprise you? I mean, come on, if this kind of stuff is what the young, unmarried hip hop generation of pregnant teens is exposed to in music and television, then of course they’ll them name their kids after the famous debris. Gone are the days when babies are named after famous heros with normal names. Society reeps what it sows. If I were this kid’s teacher in school, he would get a nick name for the year he was in my classroom. But then, I’d get fired, wouldn’t I?

  5. Bill W on April 22nd, 2005 at 11:55 am

    My first stab at it was to pronounce this poor kid’s name “Your Hineys”. Their next kid will probably be named Uranus.

  6. noname on April 22nd, 2005 at 3:28 pm

    Why can’t we use normal names like Billy or John anymore ? I see nothing wrong with them.
    I bet the mom’s favorite cereal is . .no, I can’t say it.

    Maybe the parents own a convenience store or something.

    Who would inflict a name like that on a helpless baby ? Normalcy is now an antique concept.

    yuck

  7. malcolm on October 8th, 2006 at 8:50 am

    Now there’s a cute name for a baby “Normalcy”. A cross beteen Norman and Macy and parents who just couldn’t make up their mind if to name it a boy or girl. The kid could be a cross dresser and go into either restroom, wear panties or boxers and be eligible for a tax break when opening a business as a female. I’m sure that Robert can think of several more advantages……

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  9. mlp0219 on March 10th, 2007 at 3:23 pm

    Has anyone read “Freakonomics”? Here’s a real-life example of someone who’s going to be handicapped for the rest of his life - however long it will be - with that name. The only chance of making money this kid will have will be as a rapper, thug or pro football or basketball player… Wait a minute… Aren’t all three synonymous? You can take the player out of the ‘hood but you can’t take the ‘hood out of the player.

    This name goes right up there with Shithead (pronounced as “shi-teed”) and Nosmo King (think about that one for a bit).

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  12. coolmama66 on July 30th, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    Well, the meaning of the name Kendall is “From the royal valley”

    That kinda goes hand in hand with “Urhines” (if it was intended to be a quick way to say “Your Highness”….that’s kinda creative!

    But I’m having difficulty figuring out how the Icy Eight Special K comes into the picture….Kinda rough for the kid, having to explain all that..but then again, everyone’s got their reasons :P

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