Disclaimer: For the terminally dense, I am Jewish, and proudly so.

There is a joke Jews tell each other about three elderly, life-long friends who sit around everyday and read newspapers in the park/at a cafe in Miami Beach/Jerusalem/Vienna, etc.

The gist of the joke is that the first guy reads an "objective" secular newspaper like the New York Times, the second guy reads a Jewish newspaper like The Forward, and the third guy reads a rabidly anti-Semitic  newspaper like Louis Farrakhan’s "The Final Call".

When confronted by his friends as to how in the world he can read that hate-filled rag, Jew #3 answers simply that in his friends’ papers all he reads about are how Jews are being blown-up by suicide bombers, betrayed and libeled at the United Nations, continue to assimilate into extinction, and just sit around arguing bitterly amongst themselves….. whereas in his newspaper the Jews control the banks, the media, American foreign policy, etc., which he enjoys reading much more.

Anyway, it is in that spirit that I have been enjoying, and hereby pass along to you the left-wing moonbattery of "Collective Bellaciao", who claim to know for certain that the final countdown to an attack on Iran is about to expire.

As we say, "From your lips to God’s ears".