Mom hires stripper for 16-year-old son : Lone Star Times

Mom hires stripper for 16-year-old son

by Matt Bramanti · 05/31/2005 1:51 pm

Put this one in the ever-expanding "Idiot Parents" file:

A mother faces criminal charges after she hired a stripper to dance at her 16-year-old son’s birthday party.

Anette Pharris, 34, has been indicted by a grand jury on charges of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and involving a minor in obscene acts. The boy’s father, the stripper and two others also face charges.

"I tried to do something special for my son," Pharris said. "It didn’t harm him."

Gee, who could have expected that a single mother who gets knocked up at 17 could be so irresponsible? Oh yeah, everyone.

Now take a look at how this meathead got pinched:

Anette Pharris took photos at the party and tried to have them developed at a nearby drug store. Drug store employees notified authorities, police said.

Yeah, that’ll happen when you drop photographic evidence of a crime right into someone’s lap. In the interest of fairness, let’s hear from Ms. Pharris:

"Who are they to tell me what I can and can’t show to my own children?" the mother said.

Translation: "Next year I’m getting him a hooker."

[Hat-tip: Van Smack]

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6 Responses to “Mom hires stripper for 16-year-old son”

Wes Deweese on May 31st, 2005 at 2:34 pm

Matt, if you can find the harm done in this, go ahead and show me. The only thing that’s really wrong with this is that the mom got the pictures developed. If she had spent the extra $100 for the digital camera and printing software and gotten the stripper with the wooden leg as opposed to the stripper with all four limbs in tact, this would not have been that big of an issue.
pillai on May 31st, 2005 at 7:28 pm

yo what was the mothere thinking yo hes 2 young BRAMANTI RESPONDS: Kid’s got a good point, but look at what the Canadian public school system has done to his syntax, eh?
gregg on June 1st, 2005 at 10:28 am

On my 16th birthday party all I got was a day of bowling. I know having the strippers were wrong but you all know you would have loved a party like that at 16!!
Joe H. on June 1st, 2005 at 7:10 pm

While she was obviously young when she got pregnant, one article I saw said she had been married for 18 years. Which means that she wasn’;t single when she becme a mother.
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john beridon on June 4th, 2005 at 8:09 pm

well! the heart is decitfully wicked, The Almighty’s Son can know it and set it straight.