After hearing earlier today that some folks were going to get together and show their support for Tom DeLay by welcoming him back home to the district, LST checked in with our sources and was reassurred that the party doors were wide open to regular old nobodies like you and me, and not just the alligator-skin cowboy boot wearing fat-cat insider donor-cronies with the blood of small children who survived Hurrican Katrina only to be kidnapped from the Astrodome and sacrificed as part of a secret TRMPAC fundraising ceremony dripping from their chins, as is usually the case with these types of events.

Date: Today, Friday, September 30, 2005
Time: 4:00 pm CDT
Location: The Hess Club
5430 Westheimer Road
Houston, Texas 77056
Between Chimney Rock and Sage (Mapquest)

The LoneStarTimes.com All Volunteer Texas Rangers Brigade will be providing security.

You can bet that representatives of the national mainstream media will be there in abundance, looking for any way possible to skew the story. Now is your chance to head down there in person and– metaphorically, of course –kick ‘em in the teeth.

Never one to lose touch with the common man, Congressman Tom DeLay poses at an earlier meet-n-greet with LST reader "dgribY2K@hotmail.com"