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14 Responses to “Monitoring a “Moronic” Proposal”
  1. Jean on September 14th, 2005 at 1:05 pm

    “”Check back frequently to watch those “zeros” skyrocket upwards, as America’s political class steps up to the plate and proves it can relinquish some of the perks and privileges it enjoys in the face of an unprecedented national catastrophe.”"
    Surely you jest! :)
    I wrote our senators and suggested that over a week ago as I think many have. The Senators REALLY don’t give up a thing WE are Pig Farmers who supply the pork!
    I think it is a great idea, but the likely hood of it is zip.

  2. jeffd on September 14th, 2005 at 1:10 pm

    I personally would like to see a very specific breakdown of why exactly it will cost 62 billion to rebuild the gulf coast.

    As for a 454 million dollar bridge in the middle of the Alaskan wildreness surely the seals and polarbears need a way to get home too :-P

  3. Paul Crist on September 14th, 2005 at 1:26 pm

    With the absorption of perhaps 100,000 evacuees and all the other stresses on good Houstonians, how in good conscience could you advocate cutting out Earmark 3440, a mere million for a Main Street pedestrian mall downtown. Is not the loss of Bourbon Street enough, to think that you’ld deprive Metro of a pedestrian mall that is only a million dollar drop in the federal barrel. The humanity, spare earmark 3440 at the very least.

  4. songbird on September 14th, 2005 at 2:15 pm

    Well we can certainly give back the $9.6 million for high priority item #3386: “Construction of projects that relieve congestion in and around the Texas Medical Center Complex” — that one’s already done. (Isn’t that what they built the light rail system for?)

  5. gregg on September 14th, 2005 at 3:41 pm

    Maybe Ted Kennedy can donate what he spends at the bar each night. That should buy some high end housing for someone.

  6. SimpleSimon on September 14th, 2005 at 4:49 pm

    Hurrumph, Give up the pork! Why do we need a diaster to give up the pork? I have a much better idea. Why don’t we give up on incumbent politicians and vote the @#$tards out of office.

    Simple

  7. Deke on September 14th, 2005 at 7:33 pm

    Yes!

    Give up the pork. And here is how it is done. It a real simple step.

    Do not buy bacon or pork chops. Especially if it comes from soon to be hurricane ravaged North Carolina. Oh the humanity of them pigs. Pig waste in the water? Tainted?

    This will cause the pork lobbyists to demand that pork be put back in no matter the cost and will blame FEMA and Bush for not protecting the swine.

    “Those pigs had no chance. Bush hates pigs.”

    The argument will be that most MRE’s that feed our soldiers are pork based and we have now jeopardized our troops for the sake of FEMA/Bush/Ophelia. The shame!

    Backside of that is this. If we cut the pork, the chickens all get the bird flu and cattle have gawd knows what diseases (and will require everyone eating only at Ruth’s Chris to have germ free beef).

    This conspiracy goes right on up to Del Frisco head of beef counsel.

    The sad part is that Bush gets hit with a bad blow with females. Katrina, maybe Ophelia.

    Clinton had Monica. Which as we are to understand was not a bad blow.

    I would take the cigar over the wind anyday.

    All for now,

    Deke

  8. Mike Martin on September 14th, 2005 at 8:22 pm

    Yep, still looking at those zeros. I know they’ll be changing real soon. I’ll be right here… watching… Yep, any time now….

    I’m feeling the porking, how ’bout you?

  9. jimb on September 14th, 2005 at 9:42 pm

    Yep - we’ve been repeatedly ‘porked’ by Congress. I think it’s about time we put a stop to it. If you can’t tell, I am in a real ‘throw the bums out’ mood.

  10. Tim on September 15th, 2005 at 8:11 am

    Isn’t it a bit deceptive to label ALL highway projects as pork in the budget? Surely you would agree that at least some of these undertakings are necessary or worthwhile? Not the “bridges to nowhere,” mind you…

  11. jimb on September 15th, 2005 at 8:21 am

    I bet most of them are, though. That’s the problem - so many of them to scrutinize, that it’s easy to slip in stupid ones.

  12. phil on September 17th, 2005 at 5:27 pm

    Anyone seen the 1972 movie Deliverance starring Burt Reynolds?

    We the people are Ned Beatty and Congress is the Hillbilly mountain man.

  13. Mike Martin on September 17th, 2005 at 7:37 pm

    Sqeal like a pig, taxpayer boy.

  14. jah on September 18th, 2005 at 12:18 am

    I remember when conservatives were against big goverment and deficit spending. Here’s a quote from Ronald Reagan:

    “For decades, we have piled deficit upon deficit, mortgaging our future and our children’s future for the temporary convenience of the present. To continue this long trend is to guarantee tremendous social, cultural, political, and economic upheavals.
    You and I, as individuals, can, by borrowing, live beyond our means, but for only a limited period of time. Why, then, should we think that collectively, as a nation, we are not bound by that same limitation?” —Inaugural address, Jan. 20, 1981

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