Cindy Sheehan, the noble grieving mother who dared to stand up to BushHitler’s illegal Halliburton conquest of calm, peace-loving Iraqi children, is now a political prisoner:
Cindy Sheehan, the California woman who has used her son’s death in Iraq to spur the anti-war movement, was arrested Monday while protesting outside the White House.Sheehan and several dozen other protesters sat down on the sidewalk after marching along the pedestrian walkway on Pennsylvania Avenue. Police warned them three times that they were breaking the law by failing to move along, then began making arrests.
Sheehan, who heads a mainstream anti-war group encompassing 99.44% of the Earth’s population, was beaten into submission by a death squad personally overseen by BushCo puppet master KKKarl Rove, before being sent to an Abu Ghraib torture facility in a 150-degree shipping container full of urine-soaked Korans.
"You can’t do this!" the valiant mother exclaimed to Rove, waving a copy of the Constitution. Rove swiped the document, using it to wipe his brow. Rove expressed relief that the situation calmed down.
"This was a big distraction," the evil political mastermind said, cackling wickedly. "Now we can get back to the important work of Amerikkka, like dynamiting more levees in New Orleans."
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They should have Lindy England supervise her stay. Maybe get the dog collar back out and put to good use. Our only hope is she goes on a hunger strike.
It seems she is trying to outdo each hurricane for TV time.
In a way I kind feel bad for this woman. Me thinks she has gone off the deep end.
Where was Hillary to denounce this malfeasance of justice? Or McCain?
Did you see the smile of that bitch’s face?
Shameful..
Deke, she was smiling because its the first time in her life she has been picked up by two guys.
Question, why are all the screamin wacko left chicks so damn ugly?
I laugh because its funny, i laugh because its true…
Let me date my memory here a bit. Some of you young pups are too young to remember this.
In 1972? Sissy Farenthold was running for Guv of Texas. She had no chance but she brought out the cute hippies chicks at her rallies. Oh peace, love and people power. Oh the good times at Dobie Mall in Austin. I think that place is the projects now.
“Sure I love you baby. I love the feminist movement man. Yeah I hate the war baby. Vote for Preston Smith? Oh hell no. Pass that pipe baby. Are you wearing panties?”
I was a cosmic cowboy in the Bryan College Station area at the time. Wearing boots with my long hair so the goat ropers wouldn’t beat me up and “I never inhaled” but knew some people who did and hung around with them.
Once them cowboys found the sweet mary jane the incedences of skoal ring back pocket went down, somewhat… something else in that Skoal Kan….
I think that all along the Sheehan bitch has been begging to get arrested. What good press that makes. They wouldn’t arrest her in Crawford. Them jackbooted thugs backed her down in NY. Still no arrest.
This is real shades of the 60’s-70’s in a way. Folks were mad but they just weren’t sure what they were mad about. I was mad. But it weren’t about the war. I was pissed when I got grounded. I was was PO’d when Janet K. didn’t give it up at Freshman prom.
I was mad when I went into Air Force Boot camp and my ho ran off with an Aggie Corp Army pimp boy.
Many of them protesters later went on to become dot com millionaires. When the bust hit? That was something to be mad about.
I later became famous for nothing and my ex-ho has had three husbands. Only part of that is true. I get the name Deke becuase I was going to be a preacher.
My AF call sign was “Deacon”. I was a RIO on F-104 Super Sabres at first then F-4s after that. We did a lot of good missions. I think we did some good things. We did some bad things. The rest is history.
Smile Cindy Smile. You swell the Democrat cause so well. And that’s about all your ugly mug swells…
Congratulations Cindy Sheehan, you yes you have won Uncle Squawks “JUST STFU” Award. This award is given to people that have had their fifteen minutes of fame and have annoyed me so much that any credibility they may have had is long since gone. To claim your award:
>>>>>>>CLICK HERE
don’t give up your day jobs…
You forgot to mention you were kidding, Matt. It wasn’t hard for me to figure out, but you’ll probably be getting even more hate mail than I do over this one. Good work. I see that there are already psychos posting stuff from Alex Jones’ site. I nearly wore my scrolling finger out just getting past the copyright infringement. Don’t these people know how to post links?
viLuZioN wrote: "You forgot to mention you were kidding, Matt. It wasn’t hard for me to figure out …"
Jonathan Swift is rolling over in his grave with envy.
BRAMANTI RESPONDS: Comment retained due to clever literary reference gleaned from second-hand Cliffs Notes.
Man, I thought I was nuts! Does this guy have access to liquor and firearms? Has he ever been with a woman? Does he still live with his mother? He is probably a mailman with a very small wee wee.
At least I write my own material.
Correction - the following:
“Perhaps yourworstnightmare might try engaging his own braing before telling others to grow a brain. The correct word is “know”, not “no”, as written in the 8:26 PM post. There’s a pretty big difference between “know” and “no”, and most elementary students “know” the difference between the two.”
should have read “. . . his own brain . . .”
Don’t let them upset you Tom. Raving moonbats seem to be thriving these days. With a little patience you’ll learn to laugh at them. It’s a lot more fun than allowing yourself to become stressed out. There’s this thing called projection in psychiatry which basically involves liberals accusing others of things of which they are guilty themselves. Once you adapt to it, listening to or reading their comments can be quite amusing. If you can decipher their spelling, that is.
What’s the matter, yourworstnightmare? Couldn’t find a text file of War and Peace? I’ve gotta say, you’re my favorite ex-reader. Buh-bye now.
Hey Matt
Ya’ll might consider installing this in Wordpress to block shall we say foreign language.
You may also consider an alert moderator button on each post.
Ol Squawky wonders if yourworstnightmare and Cindy Sheehan are one in the same person. Look, they both spew the same liberal drivel, are as annoying as a boil on my (well you know where) and demonstrate the same limited vocabulary.
I think reading Jesse Jacksons manefesto would be more tolerable than reading YWNM dribble. Just think, that guy could be sitting in the next cubicle to you at work. Every office has one really weird dude who everyone thinks will go off one day and kill everybody. Maybe thats him.
My worst nighmare would be to wake up next to Cindy Sheehan and her protest shirt is on inside out.
“My worst nighmare would be to wake up next to Cindy Sheehan and her protest shirt is on inside out.”
Eww. Dude. Eww.
still funny now as it was when i first read it durning my tour of abu gahrib for speaking out against the how did Matt put it….
BushHitler
Deke…I love the F-4 Phantom. You still keep up with your Wizzo?
Yes…I’m a chick…I’m also an OLD chick…but nothing gets my blood moving like an F-111 or a BUFF.
Alas, all my knowledge is from books by Dale Brown, et al.
Thanks for serving.
viLuZioN, I wasn’t upset at all by the raving YWNM. It’s always amusing to watch people like that stick their feet in their mouths. One would think they would exercise some THOUGHT about their diatribes and not allow themselves to be exposed as hypocrites, as YWNM did.
Further, it is always humorous to observe the eloquence with which some liberals denounce those of opposing viewpoints. Take, for instance, Kathleen Lees of “a boil on the ass of humanity” fame, from the “blue bastion” of Missouri. I don’t think Kathleen ever provided the link to the quote where Debbie Riddle referred to public education as a “tool of the devil.” I requested that she provide it on two different occasions. I guess I can assume that Kathleen, from the “blue bastion” of Missouri, made a FALSE ALLEGATION against Ms. Riddle.
But, thanks for being concerned about me viLuZioN! Have a great Wednesday!