Berger broke probation after two days : Lone Star Times

Berger broke probation after two days

by Matt Bramanti · 10/05/2005 4:26 pm

Sandy Berger, the guy who thought he could get away with jamming classified documents in his pants, was busted. Again:

Two days after he was placed on probation last month for taking classified documents, former national security adviser Sandy Berger was accused of reckless driving in Virginia by police who said he was traveling 88 miles per hour in a 55 mph zone.

He was stopped on Sept. 10, and two days later he informed the probation office of the U.S. District Court that he had been speeding because he was late to a meeting and was unaware of how fast he was traveling.

Why even try to explain yourself, Sandy? Do you really think the judge who sentenced you for stealing government secrets is gonna buy your excuse for going 33 mph over the limit?

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8 Responses to “Berger broke probation after two days”

MissFish on October 5th, 2005 at 4:42 pm

“All those documents in my drawers just slipped down and hit the gas pedal…”
Mike Martin on October 5th, 2005 at 4:58 pm

#1,

It could have been that if his dog hadn’t eaten the documents out of his pants first.
squawkbox on October 5th, 2005 at 6:08 pm

“Sandy Berger was accused of reckless driving in Virginia by police who said he was traveling 88 miles per hour in a 55 mph zone.”

Sandy was chauffeuring Al Sharpton. No problem.
gregg on October 5th, 2005 at 8:04 pm

Is Drudge down or is it just me.
jimb on October 5th, 2005 at 8:15 pm

Works for me…
kee Y on October 5th, 2005 at 9:05 pm

hey if I am running late for a Doc,meeting or new job.I just might be in a hurry speeding, and knowing how fast i am going 80 in a 30 looking for the police?
Astrosmith on October 6th, 2005 at 7:36 pm

Sounds like Sandy Burglar was trying to go back in time and stop himself from stuffing those classified documents down his pants. Perhaps he forgot to put in the plutonium or fill his Mr. Fusion with garbage.

Whatever he was trying to do, he’s in some serious stuff.
Bear Creek on October 7th, 2005 at 12:10 am

Can’t traitors like Berger just be shot? Is there no justice, no oversight, no hope that rich political crooks will be prosecuted and persecuted for their crimes against the U.S.A.?
They’re in such cahoots, how the Senate wouldn’t remove Pres. B.J. Clinton, and so on. They cover each other like an oil spill in the fog.
The people are so distracted trying to pay their bills and watch sports, the polticians (and especially their appointed bureaucrats) have run insanely amok for years.
What a free-for-all if you’re in-the-know in Washington on-the-Hill where they cheat faster than a speeding bullet, lie over tall buildings in a single bound, and vacuum away our sovereignty almost as fast as our money. The government has become a huge swarm of ticks and mosquitoes, bleeding us dry.
There’s no bug spray, because they outsourced the spray cans, and the propellant had to be outlawed and relicensed to protect big industry’s patent. Then foreign slave-labour lands copied our design and sold it back to us at a lower price. They bought our R&D and sold us the product and we have little jobs with which to pay for all that stuff.