Strange news seems to abound today.

Corrections Officer Not Guilty In Scooby-Doo Attack

An off-duty corrections officer in Florida who was accused of attacking a costumed Scooby Doo character at Universal Studios theme park in Orlando was found not guilty of all charges Thursday…

People in animal costumes are just having a tough time of it lately.

Universal officials told police there was some damage to the costume and the character suffered a headache.

“And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids! Oh wait, the jury found me not guilty. Scratch that.”

Apparently Fred, Daphne, and the gang just couldn’t find enough evidence this time around. Sorry, Scoob.

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