MIT Study: Will Probably Cause Paranoids to be Even More Paranoid!
by Ree-C Murphey · 11/15/2005 11:43 amWhat have the braniacs at MIT been doing lately?
Well for starters, they have been using a $250,000 network analyser to study the efficacy of aluminum helmet designs, i.e. Tin Foil Hats.
Yeah, you read that right, they studied how effective tin foil hats are at deflecting radio frequencies:
Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government’s invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.
Sooooo, the Government started the tin foil hat craze in order to gain access to your thoughts or enhance the mind control they are using on you……..
It isn’t paranoia when "they" really are out to get you!
Um, what are those black helicopters doing in front of my window?
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Yeah, well, all this “study” proved to me was that MIT is part of the conspiracy.
I wondered why that hat seemed to make it worse. Now I know for sure that the government has been making me act stupid.
I told ‘ya so. Gotta go now, spooks are monitoring my keyboard.
/cue up Mission Impossible music
I think MIT’s problem is obvious.
Damn, any HAM radio operator knows that lead or copper are superior metals, and one needs to remain “grounded.”
What the article did not address, and what I am dying to know is, what part do the homeless play in this?
So many homeless have tinfoil hats. Did the government overdue the radio waves and cause the insanity? or was the insanity there first and the radio waves just heightened it? Or are the homeless just overwhelmed with the voices being transmitted by the radio waves, they can’t concentrate to work? (thereby making them homeless?)
Maybe it’s a secret army being put in place?
All I know is, tin foil hats cause you to sweat a lot on your forehead……….
Um, that’s what I’ve read.
Paranoid are you? Say you cannot sleep at night for fear of an NBC attack while you sleep? Here is the bed for you. Add your own tin foil.
We can only hope that this critical research on tinfoil hats will encourage manufacturers to produce a full head and face covering design for certain members of the looney-Left.
MIT’s network analyzers and oscilloscopes are hopelessly biased towards the right. Therefore, they would be prone to show results which cast the shadow of doubt on the efficacy of aluminum foil hats, causing people to stop wearing them. Once they get everyone to stop wearing their hats, Uncle Sam will break out the high wattage function generator and take our thoughts over and fill our brains with thoughts of the goodness of big oil. Don’t let ‘em fool ‘ya folks. Keep those hats on… I think they’re working.
Mmmm. Recursive paranoia. What a concept! If we can just get them to accept depleted uranium helmets as a replacement for the oh-so-cliche tin foil hat we can kill to birds (or moonbats) with one radioactive stone.
OMG Squawk! Where did you come up with that link? That’s scary……
#10,
Heh heh
Stealth nuking of the LLL… I like the way you think! Perhaps we could pursue this further so that right wingers can take over the wuuuuuurld.
Ree-C
#11
I was doing research for a client of mine and that showed up in the research. Yes he did buy one.
Salad Bowls are so much more effective and available at Williams-Sonoma.
Simple
Now I think Simple is on to something here with his metal salad bowl idea. What we do is this:
Construct a helmet of gold or copper, fashion that baby such that there is no conductivity between the wearer’s head and the helmet (using insulated foam), and connect a fairly large gauge (8 ga. should be sufficient) ground strap from the metallic portion of the helmet to a metal stake which will be driven deep into the earth wherever the wearer goes.
Alternately, we could obtain the ground by using a standard three prong plug with neither the L or N connected to the helmet (use only the ground terminal) for use indoors. I will be happy to construct these anti-mind control helmets and sell them for a reasonable cost to anyone who might want one. No need to thank me, just trying to do my part to keep the gubment out of our minds, since they’re already out of theirs.
Simple? No, but you can’t be too careful with this kind of stuff.
Kenneth, what’s the frequency?