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  1. jimb on December 2nd, 2005 at 9:34 am

    Great - Celebrate World AIDS Day with a giant condom-covered phallic symbol.

  2. jimb on December 2nd, 2005 at 9:39 am

    OK - I gotta go there - Everything’s bigger in Texas, no?

  3. Jeremy Weidenhof on December 2nd, 2005 at 9:49 am

    #2
    I almost went there Jimb, but I figured I’d leave that pleasure to the readership. Hope you enjoyed it.

  4. Mike Martin on December 2nd, 2005 at 9:54 am

    No need to “wrap that rascal” here in Texas, as long as you know where your putting it.

  5. shannon on December 2nd, 2005 at 9:56 am

    My favorite story about OUR monument is that to secure some federal financial help to finish the construction, we had to agree that it would not be taller than the Washington monument. But SOMEHOW that requirement was overlooked when the final product was completed. Heh heh.

  6. Michael on December 2nd, 2005 at 10:11 am

    If I am a resident of Buenos Aires, and I have a 11 year old son or daughter, how do I explain what that is? Can we please leave the sex talk stuff to parents? I do not need to be forced into that conversation before the child is ready, especially by my government. What a load of crap!

  7. jimb on December 2nd, 2005 at 10:13 am

    Again, just waiting for a comment from Gregg or a top-ten list from Robert.

  8. Big45Iron on December 2nd, 2005 at 10:34 am

    Al Gore invented architectural condoms.

  9. Matt Bramanti on December 2nd, 2005 at 12:12 pm

    Where are they gonna flush that thing when they’re done with it?

  10. squawkbox on December 2nd, 2005 at 12:17 pm

    WARNING Do not, I repeat do not get that gum in the men’s room. It tastes like rubber.

  11. Jeremy Weidenhof on December 2nd, 2005 at 12:44 pm

    #9
    Maybe they’ll dump it in the parking lot of some convenience store in the dead of night.

  12. jimb on December 2nd, 2005 at 12:46 pm

    I bet it is found in a field somewhere with some beer bottles…

  13. Geni on December 2nd, 2005 at 12:59 pm

    Caption: “Rep Murtha takes a stroll through Buenos Aires…..”

  14. twocute on December 2nd, 2005 at 1:37 pm

    I am still waiting for Roberts captions

  15. pmartin on December 2nd, 2005 at 2:13 pm

    EEEEEEUUUUUUU! How would you like to be working in that building when they put this thing on?

  16. Mike Martin on December 2nd, 2005 at 2:27 pm

    Would it give you the urge to rush quickly to the top floor?

    Sorry, that was terrible.

  17. pmartin on December 2nd, 2005 at 2:30 pm

    #16 yeppers that was a stinker! :-D

  18. shannon on December 2nd, 2005 at 2:38 pm

    Twocute,
    I’ve been trying for hours to ‘fill-in’ for Robert with some captions, but find I am totally inadequate to the job—-because this is a PG rated blog.

  19. Jeremy Weidenhof on December 2nd, 2005 at 2:52 pm

    Ok friends, you asked for it. Here is my own “Top Ten” caption list:

    1) I did so much for Buenos Aires they gave me the condom to the city.
    2) Is that an obelisk or are you just happy to see me?
    3) That is what you call an attention getter.
    4) Haven’t you ever heard of a conversation piece?
    5) Shall we go back to your monument or mine?
    6) I’ve heard of rolling out the red carpet, but this is ridiculous!
    7) They sure are friendly here in Argentina.
    8) Let’s give the world the finger!
    9) Somebody has to keep the latex people in business.
    10) We just did it to get a rise out of you.

    Enjoy!

  20. pmartin on December 2nd, 2005 at 3:07 pm

    Jeremy - those were great! Hopefully, your list will satisfy Shannon until Robert can do his list! What say you, Shannon? (:-D)

  21. Butch on December 2nd, 2005 at 3:16 pm

    Is this for real?? I’m sure it’s just a trick phoro……right? Great Top 10 though. Had to love the “rush to the top” also. lol Keep it clean Bramanti!

  22. shannon on December 2nd, 2005 at 3:23 pm

    Great job, JW.

  23. shannon on December 2nd, 2005 at 3:25 pm

    Is that a monument or are you just glad to see me…..Sorry.

  24. Big45Iron on December 2nd, 2005 at 3:45 pm

    Bill Clinton saw that pic and thought to himself, ‘If only I had thought of that!’.

  25. squawkbox on December 2nd, 2005 at 4:10 pm

    KY or Vaseline?

  26. Matt Bramanti on December 2nd, 2005 at 4:27 pm

    Okay, here’s my submission:

    “When I said they should put liberals in a room with rubber walls, this is NOT what I had in mind.”

  27. jimb on December 2nd, 2005 at 4:31 pm

    #25 everyone knows you can’t use petroleum based lubricants with condoms.

  28. pmartin on December 2nd, 2005 at 4:50 pm

    #26 - Matt, too funny.

    #27 - Jimb - geez, I didn’t know that!!

  29. jimb on December 2nd, 2005 at 4:57 pm

    #28 Check this out:

    If you use lubrication, use only water-based lubricants such as KY Jelly. Do not use a petroleum-based lubricants such as Vaseline because it will cause the condom to break.

  30. jimb on December 2nd, 2005 at 4:58 pm

    See, ya learn something new everyday here @ LST…

  31. Jeremy Weidenhof on December 2nd, 2005 at 5:04 pm

    I feel so honored that my post on a building condom 220 feet long has been turned to such educational purposes.

  32. pmartin on December 2nd, 2005 at 5:08 pm

    #30 Jimb - I DO learn a lot on LST.

    #31 - Jeremy - you do post the most controversial posts - keep up the good work!!!!

  33. Jeremy Weidenhof on December 2nd, 2005 at 5:24 pm

    #32
    Ooh, I’m controversial. Take that Bramanti!

    YEAH!!! (says his wonderful wife)

  34. pmartin on December 2nd, 2005 at 5:31 pm

    # 33 - You go, guy!

  35. Matt Bramanti on December 2nd, 2005 at 6:40 pm

    #32:

    Jeremy - you do post the most controversial posts - keep up the good work!!!!

    I’m not sure if this is a challenge, or a clever ploy to get me to post something so offensive that I’ll be fired and forced to surrender my company car.

    Either way, bring it on, Weidenhof. :)

  36. Astrosmith on December 2nd, 2005 at 11:58 pm

    Hey, they found one of those things that would actually fit me!

  37. Mike Smith on December 3rd, 2005 at 5:44 am

    #5, your story is true. In order to get the feds to help pay for the San Jacinto Monument, Texas had to promise that it would be shorter than the Washington Monument. Texas promised, the money was sent, and we decided to put our monument {that was 5 feet shorter than the Washinton Monument} on top of a 15 foot building. From the ground, our Monument is taller than their Monument. In the agreement, there was NO stipulation on what surface the San Jacinto Monument would be built upon.

  38. kidwittehtape on December 3rd, 2005 at 5:46 am

    confucios say:
    man who walk through airport sideways going to bangcock

  39. Mike Martin on December 3rd, 2005 at 3:33 pm

    Kidwittehtape!

    Wassa you momma gonna say, eh?

  40. MAV on December 3rd, 2005 at 7:01 pm

    KC, Mo has a park that has three parts. It has a lion sitting on each side. In fact some call it Peter Park.

  41. Jeremy Weidenhof on December 4th, 2005 at 11:29 am

    #35
    Ah, nothing like a good old-fashioned race to the gutter. I have a feeling we’ll be “up” for it though. Oh, and nice ride there, Matt. I’m glad to see you put that big LST hiring bonus to good use on upgrades.

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