World AIDS Day
by The Panda Man · 12/02/2005 9:29 amThe big day was yesterday, and they practiced "safe architecture" in Buenos Aires in honor of the event. Here is what that means:

I think ours is bigger.
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Great - Celebrate World AIDS Day with a giant condom-covered phallic symbol.
OK - I gotta go there - Everything’s bigger in Texas, no?
#2
I almost went there Jimb, but I figured I’d leave that pleasure to the readership. Hope you enjoyed it.
No need to “wrap that rascal” here in Texas, as long as you know where your putting it.
My favorite story about OUR monument is that to secure some federal financial help to finish the construction, we had to agree that it would not be taller than the Washington monument. But SOMEHOW that requirement was overlooked when the final product was completed. Heh heh.
If I am a resident of Buenos Aires, and I have a 11 year old son or daughter, how do I explain what that is? Can we please leave the sex talk stuff to parents? I do not need to be forced into that conversation before the child is ready, especially by my government. What a load of crap!
Again, just waiting for a comment from Gregg or a top-ten list from Robert.
Al Gore invented architectural condoms.
Where are they gonna flush that thing when they’re done with it?
WARNING Do not, I repeat do not get that gum in the men’s room. It tastes like rubber.
#9
Maybe they’ll dump it in the parking lot of some convenience store in the dead of night.
I bet it is found in a field somewhere with some beer bottles…
Caption: “Rep Murtha takes a stroll through Buenos Aires…..”
I am still waiting for Roberts captions
EEEEEEUUUUUUU! How would you like to be working in that building when they put this thing on?
Would it give you the urge to rush quickly to the top floor?
Sorry, that was terrible.
#16 yeppers that was a stinker!
Twocute,
I’ve been trying for hours to ‘fill-in’ for Robert with some captions, but find I am totally inadequate to the job—-because this is a PG rated blog.
Ok friends, you asked for it. Here is my own “Top Ten” caption list:
1) I did so much for Buenos Aires they gave me the condom to the city.
Let’s give the world the finger!
2) Is that an obelisk or are you just happy to see me?
3) That is what you call an attention getter.
4) Haven’t you ever heard of a conversation piece?
5) Shall we go back to your monument or mine?
6) I’ve heard of rolling out the red carpet, but this is ridiculous!
7) They sure are friendly here in Argentina.
9) Somebody has to keep the latex people in business.
10) We just did it to get a rise out of you.
Enjoy!
Jeremy - those were great! Hopefully, your list will satisfy Shannon until Robert can do his list! What say you, Shannon? (:-D)
Is this for real?? I’m sure it’s just a trick phoro……right? Great Top 10 though. Had to love the “rush to the top” also. lol Keep it clean Bramanti!
Great job, JW.
Is that a monument or are you just glad to see me…..Sorry.
Bill Clinton saw that pic and thought to himself, ‘If only I had thought of that!’.
KY or Vaseline?
Okay, here’s my submission:
“When I said they should put liberals in a room with rubber walls, this is NOT what I had in mind.”
#25 everyone knows you can’t use petroleum based lubricants with condoms.
#26 - Matt, too funny.
#27 - Jimb - geez, I didn’t know that!!
#28 Check this out:
See, ya learn something new everyday here @ LST…
I feel so honored that my post on a building condom 220 feet long has been turned to such educational purposes.
#30 Jimb - I DO learn a lot on LST.
#31 - Jeremy - you do post the most controversial posts - keep up the good work!!!!
#32
Ooh, I’m controversial. Take that Bramanti!
YEAH!!! (says his wonderful wife)
# 33 - You go, guy!
#32:
I’m not sure if this is a challenge, or a clever ploy to get me to post something so offensive that I’ll be fired and forced to surrender my company car.
Either way, bring it on, Weidenhof.
Hey, they found one of those things that would actually fit me!
#5, your story is true. In order to get the feds to help pay for the San Jacinto Monument, Texas had to promise that it would be shorter than the Washington Monument. Texas promised, the money was sent, and we decided to put our monument {that was 5 feet shorter than the Washinton Monument} on top of a 15 foot building. From the ground, our Monument is taller than their Monument. In the agreement, there was NO stipulation on what surface the San Jacinto Monument would be built upon.
confucios say:
man who walk through airport sideways going to bangcock
Kidwittehtape!
Wassa you momma gonna say, eh?
KC, Mo has a park that has three parts. It has a lion sitting on each side. In fact some call it Peter Park.
#35
Ah, nothing like a good old-fashioned race to the gutter. I have a feeling we’ll be “up” for it though. Oh, and nice ride there, Matt. I’m glad to see you put that big LST hiring bonus to good use on upgrades.