I got an interesting piece of mail the other day — an invitation to witness the inauguration of our honorable mayor:
It was a very nice invitation, printed at taxpayer expense on fancy cream-colored paper, and stuffed in a fancy cream-colored envelope on which my name was misspelled.
I think I’m gonna go to the inauguration, since I’m sure there will be enough cops around to deter muggers. But I have a very important question for you, beloved reader. Hypothetically, if I were to bring a big placard, what should it say? Leave your suggestions in the comments.
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How about:
Will the Honorable Bill White HONOR the votes of Prop 2?
How bout this
http://wired.st-and.ac.uk/~chris/humour/image/insanityplanet/bum.jpg
How much $$$$$ did red light camera companies contribute to your reelection campaign?
How about this:
“You’re doing a great job, Mayor White!”
The thing is, in your head, it’s all sarcastic sounding… so when others think you’re giving the mayor a compliment, the joke will be on THEM.
New term, new taxes !
The 2005 1.27% raise was not enough !
A couple million dollars in campaign contributions.
Getting the majority of votes to get elected.
Looking real good during the Katrina debacle.
Knowing that this is a stepping stone to the Senate.
PRICELESS
Even though the event will be crawling with cops, be careful, those politicians are always trying to get into your knickers.
How about “Chimpy McWhiFi for President!”
How about:
Mayor White - Never met a revenue generating plan he didn’t like!
Honorable?
Safe Clear is clearing the parking lot!!!
Placard could read: “Will the real Bill White please stand up?”
“Whitey, you’re doing a heck of a job.”
Danger, do not approach. My god Will Bhite!
14 lol