When toilets are outlawed, only outlaws will have toilets : Lone Star Times

When toilets are outlawed, only outlaws will have toilets

by The Panda Man · 02/06/2006 3:53 pm

Here is a little something highlighting the neglected area of concealed carry permits for plumbing equipment.

Father, son use toilet to fight off knife-wielding man

A father and son were watching the Super Bowl and saw a man and woman fighting down the street. They ran to help her. The man pulled out a knife and stabbed the father and son. They picked up part of a toilet and hit him with it. He’s being treated for head injuries. The woman and the father and son are also being treated.

No word on the toilet’s condition, but obviously Mayor White’s new “Flush Clear” program is beginning to have an impact on Houston’s crime rate.

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5 Responses to “When toilets are outlawed, only outlaws will have toilets”

Phoenix on February 6th, 2006 at 5:32 pm

This just proves I’m right… if you have to, you can make a weapon out of anything.
Big45Iron on February 6th, 2006 at 5:34 pm

Very likely this was an assault toilet….magazines were included.
Doch4 on February 6th, 2006 at 5:46 pm

What a “Crappy” story!

The toilet was used on a “Bum”, as it should be, so that message should keep all of the readers of this article “flush”.

“Charmin” 3-ply for bandages ? I don’t think so!
neocon on February 6th, 2006 at 6:18 pm

I am just “flush” with laughter! Jeremy, you are such a comodian!
Jeremy Weidenhof on February 6th, 2006 at 7:05 pm

#2 (ha, #2, another toilet joke!)
That’s a good one. You can expect waiting periods before you can use the can now. “I don’t care if you can’t hold it, you have another three days for the background check.”

By the way, did you notice I didn’t have to go to FLORIDUH for this story? The humor quotient finally went up a tick in the Bayou City.