The Manchester Evening News, United Kingdom, is reporting Smoking ‘can spoil sex life’.  Men that smoke 20 or more cigarettes a day are 40% more likely to have problems achieving and maintaining an erection compared to men that do not smoke at all.  Penelope from Handforth strongly disagrees.

I don’t agree with this statement, I mean walk around any council estate, and the lad’s who have impregnated many of the local lasses, have a fag hanging out of their gob, if anything it makes them more virile, unfortunately
penelope, Handforth

Thank you Penelope for clearing that up for us.  I will now increase my cigarette consumption to 2 packs a day.

Oh now wait a minute y’all!  You really did not think I was going to say…………….