Are You Naked? : Lone Star Times

Are You Naked?

by squawkbox · 03/15/2006 1:29 pm

Networkworld conducted a study on what teleworkers do when they are supposed to be working.

One in eight male teleworkers and one in 14 female teleworkers say they do their jobs in the nude, according to a new survey on the habits of remote and mobile workers worldwide.

While we’re talking dirty: more than half the women don’t shower on work-at-home days and men are even worse, with only about one in three washing.

(snip)

Other findings:

* 18% of men find time to do household tasks while on the clock.

* 28% of respondents say they watch TV while on the job.

* 9% said they feel guilty sometimes about being away from the main office.

Yours truly is wearing sandals, wife beater t-shirt, cowboy hat and speedos. Yes, I’ve showered (Mrs. Squawk insists on that). I am listening to Humble Pie on CD and I don’t feel a bit guilty about it. How bout you?

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22 Responses to “Are You Naked?”

Jeremy Weidenhof on March 15th, 2006 at 1:35 pm

You should show up at our next bar-blogging tour stop dressed like that Squawk. I’m sure the female readers would love to see you in your speedos.
Squawkbox Noise on March 15th, 2006 at 1:38 pm

Jeremy

Yeah right

I’d look like the StayPuff Marshmellow guy in a girdle.
bweldon on March 15th, 2006 at 1:41 pm

hey Squawk,

You trying to re-live your days as a slim trim young man? Speedo’s man all you are missing are the black socks and loafers…
Rorschach on March 15th, 2006 at 1:44 pm

MY EYES! THE BURNING! AHHHHH!
Squawkbox Noise on March 15th, 2006 at 1:46 pm

bweldon
I wear white sox and loafers when I go out in public. 2 shiney new pennies in the loafers too.
jimb on March 15th, 2006 at 1:56 pm

I would never be able to pull off the work-at-home thing - I’m too easily distracted, and there are too many teenage girls at the house, ’specially in the summer…
Right Of Texas on March 15th, 2006 at 2:07 pm

I am actually suprised at the 18% of men do household tasks….I would have thought it would be lower.

I saw a statistic the other day that said something like 8% of those at work blog…

I wonder the percent who blog at work in the nude
pmartin on March 15th, 2006 at 2:10 pm

Squawk
#2

Oh, man, you made me mess up my monitor and keyboard again! LMFAO!
Sonia E. Alaniz on March 15th, 2006 at 2:12 pm

Enjoyed the visual.
Smacktle on March 15th, 2006 at 2:25 pm

I’m a work at home modeling”>model
Smacktle on March 15th, 2006 at 2:31 pm

I’m a work at home model. Here is some of my work:

http://www.crossdresser.com/product_page.asp?ProductCatID=5&ProductSubCatID=9
Squawkbox Noise on March 15th, 2006 at 2:39 pm

Smacktle
Seriously, I am really concerned about you. Really concerned.
Rorschach on March 15th, 2006 at 2:52 pm

I’m with Squawk on that Smacktle, you are kinda weirding me out here….
nztexas on March 15th, 2006 at 3:24 pm

#11 - freak. I’ll never be able to vacuum again
Smacktle on March 15th, 2006 at 4:50 pm

Yeah, sometimes I wonder myself about my sense of humour. Never out loud though.
kidwittehtape on March 15th, 2006 at 4:56 pm

5 i have afriend who wears loaferz every day for the hell of it and he has chuckie cheese tokens in them…

i wish i could do school from home i proboly would learn more practicle info about somthin that will actually help me in life
Squawkbox Noise on March 15th, 2006 at 5:02 pm

kidwittehtape
#16
If you ever see me in loafers “they” will be preparing to toss 6 feet of dirt over me.
publius on March 15th, 2006 at 5:51 pm

#7:”I am actually suprised at the 18% of men do household tasks….I would have thought it would be lower.” Perhaps they should have defined “household tasks”. For guys, that may mean making the bed (and before she gets home), or working on that bookcase he has been building for 6 months (and it is coming along just fine, ty; any day now).
gregg aka"T-Bone" on March 15th, 2006 at 8:41 pm

That reminds me of these:

During an hour’s swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples’ anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY…

And WASH your damn hands!!!!!!!!
neocon on March 15th, 2006 at 9:04 pm

Gregg, I have seen that before, but really could have done without it today! UGH! I DON’T WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH!
kidwittehtape on March 15th, 2006 at 9:06 pm

did you know that you sweat more swiing than running
skicougar on March 16th, 2006 at 10:26 am

lonestartimes definitely is in need of a “crossing the line” policy. this never should have made it.