Here’s where the auction stands, as of 4:07 p.m.:
- Headshaker’s Teddy Bear as Big as Texas: $30, Bob2.
- Fred Hill’s Bubble Quote: $10 starting bid
- Dan’s Bubble Quote: $20, Smacktle.
- Ban Your Nemesis: $40, Neocon.
- Bramanti’s Bubble Quote: $20, The Dude.
- Booze With Bramanti: $75, Buddy.
- FasterNU426’s Custom T-Shirts: $135, CajunGalTX.
- BBQ With the RINO: $80 starting bid.
- Property Tax Rent-A-Mercenary: $100, Buddy.
Come on folks, bid on the BBQ with the RINO. If you don’t, Benzion will make us go. Less than 8 hours left to bid!
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Aha! Competition!!!! Is this going to be the official bid location for the rest of the evening, Matt?
Yes, this is now the official auction thread.
$145 on the shirts. A gift to our church youth group attending a national convention this summer.
Hamburgers with the mensch? Who could resist? I’m in for the opening $80.
$35 for the bear.
My desire is to have the bear donated to a Houston-area childrens charity of headshaker’s choice. I’ll even drive in from Beaumont to assist with the delivery if desired.
NOTE: It can be LST’s choice too, I just said that because I’m not familiar with the groups over in Houston.
I still would like the bear - $45.
Whoever buys the bear, I will ship one to you and I will also donate one to a charity of your choice (as long as they don’t mind it says God Bless Texas on it). Believe it or not, I run into a lot of problems making donations because of this. Sad.
My financial situation won’t let me go higher… sorry.
That’s mighty nice of you headshaker. There is nothing wrong w/ God Bless Texas-IMO
#10 I agree, but some of the things I’ve experienced are crazy. I donated 10,000 Christmas bears one year to the Dallas ISD. They “expelled” them from the schools when they learned the bears had a nativity graphic on the front and a Bible verse inside the hangtag. Of course they do, they’re Christmas bears!
I could tell you all kinds of stories that would make your head shake as bad as mine.
My hat’s off to you, Shakey. Nice.
#11 I don’t know a kid that would turn down a bear
@ Christmas. Stupid adults.
I’ll go $125 for Matt’s “Rent A Mercenary!
Shakey,
#11
What a nice gesture. Too bad the politically correct schools had a problem with it!
Don’t want my head shakin’ as bad as you’res. I can barely keep my monitor from movin’ as we speak!
$90 for the burgers, RHINO included!
Justin
I’m going to make a $35 donation to “Childrens Advocates” in your name, just cuz your a great guy with a good heart! I will have the confirmation set to you via LST address given earlier.
Justin
Email Squawk with your real name and will make the donation to Childrens Advocates in your name! Thanks Squawk!
#17 - “sent” to you. correction!
Neocon,
Consider the email sent.
OK, my conscience is now clear. Sorry for the $0.02 donation…I swear, I thought it was a joke at first.
Hiya neocon.
21
LOL
I wonder…will the bidding be like on ebay? Everyone waiting until the last second to place a bid?
Shaping up that way, isn’t it?
hey, that’s an idea…
Ban your nemisis $50
T-shirts $155
buck 2 fifty for that stupid friggin bear ($1.50)
If I win the bear can I tear it apart at the next LST function?
Smackie, I also produce a small (9″) “CowBear” (it’s a bear made from cowskin-colored fabric), and it has a cowbell embroidered on the foot.
For a $5 donation to LST, I’ll donate as many as they can sell in the next 24 hours.
OK head I’ll buy 100= $500 get to work man!
My only request is that you somehow have LST
somewhere on the cow.
165 shirts
Any poster on LST gets a CowBear with LST on it
if they attend the next brewhaha.
I concede to shannon
#32 Smackie - I can only put LST on the tag (I’ll make a special tag), not on the cow itself. Sorry!
Are you serious, you’ll buy 100?
head if you need an extra dollar for the LST then
I will contribute that. You have my word.
$600 for 100 CowBears with LST on it and everybody
gets one at the next LST event. Please note that
you have to be present to win bear!
Next brewhaha will be as close as they’ll ever get to me. Hope I can make it.
#35 Smackie - I can’t produce them that fast. If you commit to 100, I’ll have them in time for the May event. I’ll have LST prominently embroidered, and I’ll make a special hangtag that recognizes your gesture on the inside. How’s that?
$500 for 100 CowBears with LST on the tag and the
money goes to LST and everybody who comes to the next LST event gets one.
Smackie, I just emailed you a picture
Smacktle and Shakey…I don’t even know what to say. Y’all are amazing.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
#40 - yeah yeah yeah; show up in a limo wearing a Rolex and see what happens pal!
These friigin CowZBears are giving me a headache.
At $500 for the the whole 100 with LST embroidered
on them can you have ready for the next brewhaha?
I can’t get them embroidered in time for the April event. Here are your options: special tag with whatever you want to say, in time for April event, or, bear with LST embroidered on it in time for May event.
OMG! that picture of the bear makes me think of Matt!
I hate odd numbers.
$200 on the shirts.
Thanks Smackie, the kids will love ‘em.
LOL Shakey. Don’t worry about that. I’ll have something much more beautiful and valuable on my arm. RedZilla! Assuming she can get off work…sigh.
Lets go with May event. These CowBears are going to be collectors items! The first LST CowBear with a cowbell on it! So, all I need to do is send a
check to LST for $500? Let me know how you want me to work this out.
Smackie, you send the check to LST. I’ll produce the bears and have them ready for the May event.
I will acknowledge your wonderful gesture inside the hangtag that attaches to the bear’s “paw”.
We Liberal/Socialist/Anarchists have hearts also!
Great working with you headshaker. Got to go to
bed now! Auction is over!
Shakey,
Anyway you can have a few ready for the April BrewHaHa™?
neo, I can bring one of my regular stock versions without the LST logo for everyone to admire until they get the “official” one in May.
Shaker
‘kay!
so shakey what is you company that allows you to produce teddy bear