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Not Tom Cruise Fans

by The Panda Man · 05/01/2006 4:30 pm

Apparently the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department thinks Tom Cruise’s upcoming “Mission: Impossible III” movie is a real bomb.

(4/30/06 - SANTA CLARITA, CA) - A newspaper promotion for Tom Cruise’s upcoming "Mission: Impossible III" got off to an explosive start when a county arson squad blew up a news rack, thinking it contained a bomb.

The confusion: the Los Angeles Times rack was fitted with a digital musical device designed to play the "Mission: Impossible" theme song when the door was opened. But in some cases, the red plastic boxes with protruding wires were jarred loose and dropped onto the stack of newspapers inside, alarming customers.

Mr. Cruise will likely use the free publicity as an excuse to assault furniture.

Whoop! Whoop!

Mmmm…placenta!

Fortunately, if the Los Angeles County Sheriff needs more newspapers to blow up Houston stands ready to help.

Bomb Squad training material?

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4 Responses to “Not Tom Cruise Fans”

Doch4 on May 1st, 2006 at 4:59 pm

Well it is your civic duty to participate in assisting in any way possible.

Since Houston is a mecca for conservatism this is the right thing to do ! Or is it the left ?
neocon on May 1st, 2006 at 8:02 pm

F*&K Tom Cruise! Him and his films. He is history with me! Scientology is humanism, pure and simple! He thinks he is a god! What an idiot!
Viktor on May 1st, 2006 at 8:32 pm

We don’t need any more training material for the bomb squad to practice on. One down 5963 to go….
DanielJames on May 2nd, 2006 at 5:37 am

A day without Tommy?

Nice..