Paul “Glamour Shot” Bettencourt
by The Panda Man · 05/02/2006 5:50 pmNot to be outdone by his Galveston counterpart, Harris County Tax Assessor-Collector Paul Bettencourt rushed right out to get his own high quality publicity photo. The results are in, and they are stunning.
Paul Bettencourt- Tax Babe?
Harris County residents can now bask in the knowledge that their tax collection duties are in beautiful hands.
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That looks like an escapee form a horror movie.
Thanks guys…….now I am going to have nightmares all night.
Paul: The earrings just aren’t……. “you”.
You should hear the thing laugh.
There is just no pleasing you Ree-C. Sheesh, no clowns, no mimes and no Paul. And we try so hard.
Just kiddin.
Actually that “thing” looks like a date I had once. Well it became a date after about 6 whisky shooters. Hmmm now that I think about that night, I saw gawwwduhhhh.
I said it in the private email that circulated among LST writers before this went public, I’ll say it now.
I think I’m going to vomit.
Yes, folks, we actually have High Level Editorial Discussions where we discuss the day’s Important Issues, for example Should We Put Paul’s Face on Cheryl’s Head.
GREGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
Hey that deserves a free plug for Cheryl Johnson’s Tax Freedom Day Celebration, Wednesday, May 3 at the LaMarque Outlet Mall on I-45 (think SOUTH). Paul Bettencourt will be there (so you can SEE who is better looking in person). Food! Fun! Games! Prizes! Live and Silent Auction! Be there!
LOL!
You guys are too crazy!
I’ll bet you are all thrilled to find out that I can do face transplants in addition to writing about pandas.
It’s times like this that I really feel like I’m contributing to the cause…
#10 - Jeremy, I would say “Well done” but you’d know I was fibbing. Done well, maybe ;0)
Why does Paul have two ears? Better to hear you, my dear!
#12
That’s so he has room to display his extensive earring collection. Obviously modesty forbids the wearing of more than one set for an “official” picture like this.
Jeremy
#13
Heh, heh! Missed you and the Misses at the BrewHaHa™
Hope to see both of you next time!
No thanks!
I don’t want my property tax going on her coiffure.
That has to be the worst photoshop ever.
It’s the double ears that really make it special though.
Rightwingsparkle - it does give it kind of a Picasso effect, doesn’t it?
Guys, you have it all wrong. That’s really not Paul at all - that’s Cheryl before her morning Starbucks …
This is actually the evil Lord Voldemort from the Harry Potter series…now appearing under the guise of our governor.
creepy creepy creepy
What’s that movie? The one with Sigourney Weaver. ………….. Alien? Yuck.
as Larry the cable guy says: I went to bed with Michelle Pfiffer and work up with Barney Fife
That photo should not be seen near lunch time!
Paul, a little lipstick would complete the look
#14
I hope to make the next one too. Hopefully it’ll be a bit closer to us. Maybe we could all show up in Bettencourt masks.