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24 Responses to “Paul “Glamour Shot” Bettencourt”
  1. Squawkbox Noise on May 2nd, 2006 at 6:05 pm

    That looks like an escapee form a horror movie.

  2. Ree-C Murphey on May 2nd, 2006 at 6:07 pm

    Thanks guys…….now I am going to have nightmares all night.

    Paul: The earrings just aren’t……. “you”.

  3. Matt "Zilla" Bramanti on May 2nd, 2006 at 6:23 pm

    You should hear the thing laugh.

  4. Squawkbox Noise on May 2nd, 2006 at 6:34 pm

    There is just no pleasing you Ree-C. Sheesh, no clowns, no mimes and no Paul. And we try so hard.

    Just kiddin.

    Actually that “thing” looks like a date I had once. Well it became a date after about 6 whisky shooters. Hmmm now that I think about that night, I saw gawwwduhhhh.

  5. David Benzion on May 2nd, 2006 at 6:40 pm

    I said it in the private email that circulated among LST writers before this went public, I’ll say it now.

    I think I’m going to vomit.

  6. Matt "Zilla" Bramanti on May 2nd, 2006 at 6:43 pm

    the private email that circulated among LST writers

    Yes, folks, we actually have High Level Editorial Discussions where we discuss the day’s Important Issues, for example Should We Put Paul’s Face on Cheryl’s Head.

  7. gregg aka"T-Bone" on May 2nd, 2006 at 7:18 pm

    GREGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!

  8. KRogers on May 2nd, 2006 at 7:24 pm

    Hey that deserves a free plug for Cheryl Johnson’s Tax Freedom Day Celebration, Wednesday, May 3 at the LaMarque Outlet Mall on I-45 (think SOUTH). Paul Bettencourt will be there (so you can SEE who is better looking in person). Food! Fun! Games! Prizes! Live and Silent Auction! Be there!

  9. little mikey on May 2nd, 2006 at 7:48 pm

    LOL!

    You guys are too crazy!

  10. Jeremy Weidenhof on May 2nd, 2006 at 8:31 pm

    I’ll bet you are all thrilled to find out that I can do face transplants in addition to writing about pandas.

    It’s times like this that I really feel like I’m contributing to the cause…

  11. BSue on May 2nd, 2006 at 8:32 pm

    #10 - Jeremy, I would say “Well done” but you’d know I was fibbing. Done well, maybe ;0)

  12. neocon on May 2nd, 2006 at 8:43 pm

    Why does Paul have two ears? Better to hear you, my dear!

  13. Jeremy Weidenhof on May 2nd, 2006 at 9:14 pm

    #12
    That’s so he has room to display his extensive earring collection. Obviously modesty forbids the wearing of more than one set for an “official” picture like this.

  14. neocon on May 2nd, 2006 at 9:27 pm

    Jeremy
    #13

    Heh, heh! Missed you and the Misses at the BrewHaHa™

    Hope to see both of you next time!

  15. Rahman on May 2nd, 2006 at 9:43 pm

    No thanks!
    I don’t want my property tax going on her coiffure.

  16. Rightwingsparkle on May 2nd, 2006 at 10:14 pm

    That has to be the worst photoshop ever.

    It’s the double ears that really make it special though.

  17. BSue on May 2nd, 2006 at 10:20 pm

    Rightwingsparkle - it does give it kind of a Picasso effect, doesn’t it?

  18. CeliaMabry on May 2nd, 2006 at 11:13 pm

    Guys, you have it all wrong. That’s really not Paul at all - that’s Cheryl before her morning Starbucks …

  19. tedtam on May 3rd, 2006 at 9:04 am

    This is actually the evil Lord Voldemort from the Harry Potter series…now appearing under the guise of our governor.

  20. navymom on May 3rd, 2006 at 9:24 am

    creepy creepy creepy

  21. Jaime on May 3rd, 2006 at 9:31 am

    What’s that movie? The one with Sigourney Weaver. ………….. Alien? Yuck.

  22. j kathi smith on May 3rd, 2006 at 9:36 am

    as Larry the cable guy says: I went to bed with Michelle Pfiffer and work up with Barney Fife

    That photo should not be seen near lunch time!

  23. saloncolorist on May 3rd, 2006 at 9:37 am

    Paul, a little lipstick would complete the look

  24. Jeremy Weidenhof on May 3rd, 2006 at 11:43 am

    #14
    I hope to make the next one too. Hopefully it’ll be a bit closer to us. Maybe we could all show up in Bettencourt masks.

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