1. fasternu426 on May 9th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
   

   Hidee….
2. RTG on May 9th, 2006 at 3:03 pm
   

   Lufkin = East Texas??? HA!
3. neocon on May 9th, 2006 at 3:16 pm
   

   Welcome to our “we put the fun in dysfunctional” family!
4. fasternu426 on May 9th, 2006 at 3:27 pm
   

   Come to the dark side… we have cookies
   http://lifeisaroad.com/images/darkside.jpg
5. Geni on May 9th, 2006 at 5:09 pm
   

   For someone who gets his panties in a wad over being called a “yankee jew boy”, this David character sure does like to make fun of the Texas natives, doesn’t he?

   We from East Texas may not be the slicksters you transplanted yankees want everyone to be, but at least we do have manners enough not to come into your state or town and start ridiculing everything about it. This and the prior post are just pissing me off. You are very rude, David.
6. gregg aka"T-Bone" on May 9th, 2006 at 5:51 pm
   

   I used to date a gal from East Texas. She was a great kisser. One day I asked her where she learned how to kiss like that. She said “from my brother.”
7. Boxie0406 on May 9th, 2006 at 5:58 pm
   

   They talk very fast in East Texas..so it’s ok to type fast yall…..My mother is from Center…when they all get together it’s hard to keep up!
8. neocon on May 9th, 2006 at 6:22 pm
   

   I had a roommate once who was born in Mississippi and raised in Alabama! Talk about slow talkin’! And she would never let me finish her sentences for her! Grrr!

   Geni, most of us here are native Texans. If we can’t laugh at ourselves, we have to laugh at the politicians and that’s even harder. It takes a lot more muscles to frown than to smile! That being said :)!
9. Willie on May 9th, 2006 at 6:41 pm
   

   As one who’s maternal family hails from the mighty metropolis of Broaddus, a big city welcome to ya!
   East Texas is God’s Country, sister kissers included (yuck!).
10. neocon on May 9th, 2006 at 7:50 pm
    

    Hey, I taught my brother (1 year older than me) to dance. I also monitored his telephone calls to the girls! He would call one, I would listen to the conversation and tell my brother what to say! He wasn’t really a big hit with the girls mainly because he called the really skanky ones and tried to say the right things! This is when I went to school in Cleveland (East Texas, not Ohio!).
11. FourAlarm on May 9th, 2006 at 8:15 pm
    

    What kind of bro you got yourself there that he couldn’t get no sofa time with even “…the really skanky ones…”?
12. neocon on May 9th, 2006 at 8:45 pm
    

    FourAlarm
    #11

    Oh, he did! I tried to lead him to the “good girls” to no avail. Ended up marrying a girl, and I use that term loosly, he got pregnant! No way I was gonna monitor his sex life! (p.s. I didn’t even know what that meant back then!) Believe me, he wasn’t thinking with his head — he had lowered his priorities!

    Okay now my secret is out about my brother, so all you guys, lay off!
13. shannon on May 10th, 2006 at 6:34 am
    

    Welcome, Pine Blogger. We freely exchange insults with anyone willing to participate. We have fun here, thin-skinned genies notwitstanding. If I can’t trade barbs with East Texas sister-kissers and Yankee Jew boys, I’m going to take my ball and go home.

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