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68 Responses to “Al Gore as Captain Planet”
  1. lecard on June 13th, 2006 at 7:49 am

    I realize the summer in Houston is as bad as the weather but can anyone be bored or stupid enough to pay good money to see anything connected to ALGORE? What a head shaker that is.

  2. FourAlarm on June 13th, 2006 at 7:55 am

    All this is so very scary. Seeing as I’ve got no kids and life solely revolves around just me, all I ask for is some 35 more years of life ’till I fall out of the saddle. Just let me breathe air I don’t have to cut through with an axe then the rest of youse guys are on our own.

  3. fasternu426 on June 13th, 2006 at 7:57 am

    Was watching it anything like this????
    http://www.atthemovies.co.uk/big/clockwork99rrlc1.jpg

  4. Rorschach on June 13th, 2006 at 8:00 am

    linky no worky there Fasternu, but if it was a link to “A Clockwork Orange”, to be honest, “A Clockwork Orange” was more enjoyable.

  5. gadboy on June 13th, 2006 at 8:02 am

    What is the background of the person who posted this article? Do they know anything about the subject matter or are they just shooting from the hip?

  6. fasternu426 on June 13th, 2006 at 8:06 am
  7. Dugger on June 13th, 2006 at 8:07 am

    The world’s been hotter than it is today and the ice ages showed us it’s been colder. Do not worry about Global warming, it’s all happened before, many times, we just weren’t around to see it. Plus, if you truly believe, It’s all in God’s plan”.

  8. Rorschach on June 13th, 2006 at 8:14 am

    Gadboy I am a mechanical designer and have been for 18 years. I am a rabid reader of all things scientific and I think I came into this AT LEAST as well informed as Al Gore did.

  9. fasternu426 on June 13th, 2006 at 8:17 am

    I’m afraid of all the hot air coming out of Algore….

    They will get my Plymouth GTX when they pry it from my cold dead hands!
    When muscle cars are outlawed, only outlaws will drive musclecars!
    Hybrids are like fat gals, they are ok until your friends see you with one. (no offense meant to fat gals)

  10. bweldon on June 13th, 2006 at 8:49 am

    #5 gadboy,

    in response to you, what makes Al Gore an expert on the global environment? He was the son of a Tobacco farmer, and I would bet his college education is not in any of the sciences. This is his way of bashing this country because we are not doing things his way. That is his right, but it is also our right to be both critical of his assertions as well as to offer alternatives to his retorical rantings.

  11. j kathi smith on June 13th, 2006 at 8:51 am

    fasternu426, Hey I’m one of those old fat gals!

    But as far as algore goes, remember he was the one who wanted to stude cow flatulence. Apparently algores brain has more sick twists that any global warming crap he comes up with.

    That is one sick puppy - what would you expect from him.

  12. k-mac on June 13th, 2006 at 8:52 am

    Rorschach, interesting idea of the “dandelion seed” shield. Much more practical than the “atmospheric shield surrounding the entire earth” idea you would see back 1960s comics and sci fi. One question — since the earth is constantly moving in its path around the sun, how would you keep this remote dandelion shield in place. Its orbital path would have to be just right to stay perfectly aligned between sun and earth and maintain that Lagrange point when the distance between earth and sun is constantly changing.

    Btw, thanks for the movie review. I feel absolutely no urge to actually see the thing, but I must admit to some curiousity as to what it covered. Curiousity is now thoroughly quenched!

  13. k-mac on June 13th, 2006 at 8:55 am

    #10 bweldon - I’m pretty sure Algore’s education was in the liberal arts (no pun intended) and political science. But that didn’t stop him from inventing the Internet! I don’t see why he can’t be an expert in meteorology, geology and physics as well. Who needs education anyway?

  14. Rorschach on June 13th, 2006 at 8:58 am

    #12 As I understand the orbital dynamics (and I readily admit I may be wrong) the earth should pull it around in an orbit that is tidally locked. but if that is not the case, then some active tacking by the sail might be required.

  15. j kathi smith on June 13th, 2006 at 9:04 am

    No no no, algore invented cow flatulence

  16. Rorschach on June 13th, 2006 at 9:08 am

    #15, no that would be Bull Sh!t

  17. bweldon on June 13th, 2006 at 9:11 am

    #15 & 16

    No,no,no…Al Gore is the the living embodiement of Bull Shat…

  18. Big45Iron on June 13th, 2006 at 9:14 am

    Rorschach, I still can’t believe none of you guys, including Al Gore, have suggest what we’re going to do about he problem of global warming….ON MARS!!!

    http://mars.jpl.nasa.gov/mgs/newsroom/20050920a.html

  19. Big45Iron on June 13th, 2006 at 9:16 am

    Liberal fear because they can’t adapt and compete in the best of times, that they won’t survive global warming. I’ve give this some thought…..
    TO BAD, TOUGH, CHOW, BYE BYE, etc., etc.

  20. Rorschach on June 13th, 2006 at 9:23 am

    #18, actually I mentioned it when we were discussing it after the show but apparently it didn’t make the cut. The problem with using the Mars Global Observer data is that we only have 3 martian years of data to go on. Granted each successive year has been worse than the last, but that is not enough data to really base a trend on.

    Many studies of solar intensity have shown no increase but there has been at least one that did, apparently the difference is due to a more accurate data set being used for the dissenting study. there is still a great deal of debate as to which reading is correct.

    Anyone who says there is no scientific debate in the matter needs to set the glass down and slowly back away from the Kool-Aid, because there is debate, quite a lot.

  21. Rastus on June 13th, 2006 at 9:30 am

    Trying to rationalize with insane and/or irrational people is impossible.

  22. Rorschach on June 13th, 2006 at 9:39 am

    Now, for those of you that still read the Chronicle, can any of you guess which one of the participants was me?

  23. Astrosmith on June 13th, 2006 at 9:41 am

    Excellent post, Rorschach.

    And thanks for taking one for the team by seeing the movie. Now go see “Cars” and be entertained!

  24. Rorschach on June 13th, 2006 at 9:43 am

    I’m still waiting to see Matt’s take on it….

  25. jimb on June 13th, 2006 at 9:55 am

    I think I can venture a guess…

  26. Big45Iron on June 13th, 2006 at 10:03 am

    Rorschach, I emailed the story and website to Eric for him to digest.

  27. Rorschach on June 13th, 2006 at 10:04 am

    The only hint I’ll give was that I was not the one at the end of the table wearing a dress =D

  28. Rorschach on June 13th, 2006 at 10:05 am

    #26, he already has links to it here and at my blog.

  29. OdinsAcolyte on June 13th, 2006 at 10:12 am

    Survival will be determined by adaptability. The earth will change. No doubt. Time would be better spent in learning how to live in a new world (whenever that may come) as opposed to how to change the world for human beings. We did that already and lost many of our animal brothers. Why not learn to live with the world we get?

  30. k-mac on June 13th, 2006 at 10:15 am

    #18 Big45Iron - Global warming is becoming a universal problem, not only on Mars but also on Jupiter and Pluto! I wonder what could be the cause?

    (With apologies to Songbird, who originally posted these links along with a discussion on the potential impact of global warming/climate change to the hurricane season.)

  31. Rorschach on June 13th, 2006 at 10:16 am

    #29 How many animals do you think would be able to adapt to a climate where the north pole is 74 degrees average daytime temp? by changing the climate to suit us, we also change the climate to suit other animal species.

  32. neocon on June 13th, 2006 at 10:16 am

    Ror
    #27

    Was there a picture with that article you posted in #22?

  33. Rorschach on June 13th, 2006 at 10:19 am

    #32 yes, in the print edition there is a single black and white photo. Alas, the Chronicle does not post photos on thier site.

  34. gadboy on June 13th, 2006 at 10:31 am

    Enough of this Al Gore invented the internet crap

    Internet of Lies

    Claim: Vice-President Al Gore claimed that he “invented” the Internet.

    Status: False.

    Origins: Despite the derisive references that continue even today, Al Gore did not claim he “invented” the Internet, nor did he say anything that could reasonably be interpreted that way. The “Al Gore said he ‘invented’ the Internet” put-downs were misleading, out-of-context distortions of something he said during an interview with Wolf Blitzer on CNN’s “Late Edition” program on 9 March 1999. When asked to describe what distinguished him from his challenger for the Democratic presidential nomination, Senator Bill Bradley of New Jersey, Gore replied (in part):
    During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country’s economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system.
    Clearly, although Gore’s phrasing was clumsy (and perhaps self-serving), he was not claiming that he “invented” the Internet (in the sense of having designed or implemented it), but that he was responsible, in an economic and legislative sense, for fostering the development the technology that we now know as the Internet. To claim that Gore was seriously trying to take credit for the “invention” of the Internet is, frankly, just silly political posturing that arose out of a close presidential campaign. Gore never used the word “invent,” and the words “create” and “invent” have distinctly different meanings — the former is used in the sense of “to bring about” or “to bring into existence” while the latter is generally used to signify the first instance of someone’s thinking up or implementing an idea. (To those who say the words “create” and “invent” mean exactly the same thing, we have to ask why, then, the media overwhelmingly and consistently cited Gore as having claimed he “invented” the Internet, even though he never used that word, and transcripts of what he actually said were readily available.)

  35. gadboy on June 13th, 2006 at 10:32 am

    My previous post was taken from snopes.com. They research and debunk , if needed, urban myths. This clearly is one.

  36. Rorschach on June 13th, 2006 at 10:51 am

    gadboy, we KNEW he didn’t invent OR create the internet, seeing as how it was already in existance long before then, but it certainly sounds like he’s trying to take credit for it here:
    “During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.”

  37. gadboy on June 13th, 2006 at 10:58 am

    #36-did you not read the entire post or do you already have your mind made up?

  38. An Observer on June 13th, 2006 at 11:00 am

    #35 I suppose we only exist because God “created ” us, but did not “invent” us. A very poor argument for the semantics used by Gore.

  39. j kathi smith on June 13th, 2006 at 11:05 am

    Gadboy - go back to sleep, algore did invent doggy dodo but not before ketchup king stepped into it and after he stepped out of it, and clinton wanted to know the meaning of doggy dodo

  40. gadboy on June 13th, 2006 at 11:06 am

    #39-That was the most incomprehensible post I have ever seen or tried to read.

  41. Rorschach on June 13th, 2006 at 11:10 am

    Gadboy you are getting way off topic but yes, I did read the whole thing and you are right he does not claim to invent the internet, he claims instead to have created it which is also false. The internet existed before Al Gore eveer won elected office.

  42. j kathi smith on June 13th, 2006 at 11:52 am

    # 40 - it made about as much sense as algore claiming to “create” the internet

  43. fasternu426 on June 13th, 2006 at 11:57 am

    Jimmy Carter invented peanut butter….. mmmm peanut butter

    Algore can blow it out his ozone hole…… (which he invented by the way)

    #29
    The sky is falling…. So do something. I agree with the Nordic one…. “Survival will be determined by adaptability” Adapt or die…. The ones that sit and look at the situation and think about how screwed up it is and don’t get past that are the ones that die. The ones that refuse to die usually don’t. Inkblot saw a problem and thought about putting a big set of celestial mini blinds in. That’s how to look at it! I’d hate to be at sea adrift in a raft with someone like Algore! He’d be whining and beeyoching about how the captain of the ship was responsible and made him be adrift in a raft. He’d be the one screaming “We’re all gonna die!!!” and then you’d get to smack him!

  44. Rorschach on June 13th, 2006 at 12:05 pm

    Just thought I’d pass this on, I was just perusing my logs and noted that there have been two visits in the last hour or so to the same post over at RIT from Boeing in Chicago….

  45. Rorschach on June 13th, 2006 at 12:07 pm

    #43, I think I’d smack him and cut up the body for fish bait, and build a sail from his clothes. at least I’d eat…..

  46. fasternu426 on June 13th, 2006 at 12:15 pm

    45
    Inkblot
    And use his skin for a shade……
    See! A silver lining! You would survive to write a book and make a go-zillion dollars off of it!

    “The Inkblot and the Sea”

    Now if we could talk him into going fishing…….

  47. No Higher Tax on June 13th, 2006 at 12:20 pm

    The last mini-Ice Age ended in the 19th century which had begun in the 15th century. The mini-ice age began due to global warming which caused the polar ice caps to melt lowering the salinity of the oceans which allowed them to freeze inflicting a major die off of people along the coast due to the lack of ships being able to deliver food. The lowering of the earth’s temperature was caused by volcanic dust preventing the sun’s rays from warming the earth. Up to 60% of the city populations perished during this period due to famine and disease (bubonic plague). The wealthy (kings and royalty) moved to the country side escaping most of these problems.

    If you plot earth’s human population versus temperature you will see a normal increase of about one degree farenheit per billion people. With the potential of Avian bird flu and looking at the normal decrease in population being 10 to 20% due to average epidemics this should drop the earth’s temperature between .5 degrees and 1 degree. If you throw in the effects of a mini-ice age along with Avian flu where city population dropped 60% then the earth’s temperature may fall as much as 3 degrees farenheit due to a decrease of about 3 billion people mostly in underdeveloped countries where higher concrentration per square kilometer and the handling of birds is higher this scenario seems plausable. The source of this data concerning the last mini-ice age is the national geographic and the 10 to 20% loss of life is from data aquired due to the influenza and spanish flu pandemics. You environmentalist do have hope as if the 60% occurs you would be back to between 1 and 2 billion or less world population - the stench would be terrible but hey you guys should enjoy it as you would get your way providing you survived.

  48. Rorschach on June 13th, 2006 at 12:26 pm

    in re my #44: correction make that 3 now…..

  49. Big45Iron on June 13th, 2006 at 12:45 pm

    j kathi 39, depends on what the meaning of doggy do do is. I don’t know why anybody is worried about global warming anyway. When the Huckleberry Ridge Tuff or the Lava Creek Tuff under Yellowstone goes up, THEN you’ll have something to worry about.

    http://volcano.und.nodak.edu/vwdocs/volc_images/southeast_asia/indonesia/toba.html

    The Toba eruption ejected 2,800 cubic kilometers of mass into the air and reduced the human population of the earth somewhere between 3,000 and 7,000 people. The Huckleberry Ridge Tuff has a potential 2,500 cubic kilometers of mass to be ejected into the air. The Lava Creek Tuff has a potential of 1,000 cubic kilometers of mass.

    To put that into comparison, Mount St. Helens eject just ONE cubic kilometer of mass.

    We also have to consider that we could be clobbered by a near earth object someday…that’s COULD. And maybe we could prevent the impact of an NEO IF we saw it in time. The eruption of Yellowstone is WILL HAPPEN. I’d say what Mother Nature has in store for us is going to be one helluva lot more dramatic than any silly a$$ed global warming problem. If you want human beings and animal and plant life to survive you better get ready for one of those events and quit sweating the small stuff!

    I can see after the eruption some silly libnut gasping for air at the very end, and somehow being convinced
    it was all the fault of EVIL Karl Rove and the GOP.

  50. headshaker on June 13th, 2006 at 12:59 pm

    Big, I couldn’t agree more.

    And by the time it really becomes a problem, we’ll be extinct by Mother Nature, ourselves, or God! Or, in a more positive tone, we’ll have created the technology to reverse the effects rather easily.

    Or, Mr. Freeze will turn good guy and save us!

  51. Big45Iron on June 13th, 2006 at 1:04 pm

    Shakey, I can see the new ice age hitting, and somehow Al Gore will still blame global warming. Go figure.

  52. j kathi smith on June 13th, 2006 at 1:34 pm

    One so called study reported the polar ice caps as growing, yet another claims they are melting. My opinion - who cares as long as I have ice for my diet coke

    algore is a kook

  53. j kathi smith on June 13th, 2006 at 1:43 pm

    read this - here is your global warming answer:

    http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060613/D8I7ADB81.html

    Hawking Says Humans Must Go Into Space

    HONG KONG (AP) - The survival of the human race depends on its ability to find new homes elsewhere in the universe because there’s an increasing risk that a disaster will destroy the Earth, world-renowned scientist Stephen Hawking said Tuesday.

  54. shannon on June 13th, 2006 at 2:11 pm

    “During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.”–Algore

    To claim that Gore was seriously trying to take credit for the “invention” of the Internet is, frankly, just silly political posturing that arose out of a close presidential campaign.

    To claim that Gore was not seriously attempting to take credit for the creation of the Internet is, frankly, just silly.

  55. Big45Iron on June 13th, 2006 at 2:20 pm

    Shannon, this is the last time I’m going to warn you that it’s unfair to use facts, truth, and logic in a debate with liberals. You know it’s not fair.

  56. j kathi smith on June 13th, 2006 at 2:22 pm

    # 54 - you big bad meanie - you can’t use facts

  57. j kathi smith on June 13th, 2006 at 2:24 pm

    Squawk: can we get a new poll, maybe one where we vote for a beefhaha at taste of texas

  58. gregg aka on June 13th, 2006 at 2:38 pm

    Demorats forget they have a record that is easily accessed on the Internet now. I would love to see a list of all the environmental accomplishments the Clinton Gore team made in this area they are now bashing Bush on. Hmm.

  59. Big45Iron on June 13th, 2006 at 2:55 pm

    Don’t forget, if ToT doesn’t work out for the BeefHaHa, we could always go to the Steamboat House. That is one great restaurant too!!

  60. fasternu426 on June 13th, 2006 at 3:07 pm

    Big:
    Or we could go to Phat Ho’s Chinese Chicken and Ribs…..
    Cause everybody love’s Phat Ho’s!!!

  61. Rorschach on June 13th, 2006 at 3:16 pm

    #60 GROAN!

  62. Rorschach on June 13th, 2006 at 3:50 pm

    Course there’s always Fogo Du Chau if none of the other places work out….

  63. malcolm on June 13th, 2006 at 3:57 pm

    Let’s not give up on the TOT! That would be “hawkishly” appropriate, fun and some really good vittles!

    Did you her the one about the guy who called the funeral parlor and asked to speak to Myra Mains.

  64. Rorschach on June 13th, 2006 at 4:02 pm

    well at least he didn’t stop by later for a cold one….

  65. Big45Iron on June 13th, 2006 at 4:09 pm

    Malcolm, with the lack of response, perhaps he doesn’t want the riff raff disturbing the other customers, lol.

  66. Rorschach on June 13th, 2006 at 4:25 pm

    Hey now! I’ve bathed this week!

  67. malcolm on June 14th, 2006 at 9:18 am

    Big: Rors:
    I “resemble” the riff raff comment! I bathe regularly as well!
    David: How about taking this to Edd for us?

  68. Prepoceros on June 15th, 2006 at 2:04 am

    Ok, so I’m terribly late to the party and everyone’s probably stopped following this thread days ago, BUT here are my thoughts on the ‘dandelion’:

    For the folks who wonder how we’d keep the shade at the Lagrange point, we already have two (or more?) spacecraft orbiting L1, so there’s your proof-of-concept.

    The sunshade idea is clever, but I think it would have to be absolutely enormous to have any noticeable effect. L1 is close to the Earth (~.99 AU), so the shade would have to be of the same order of cross-sectional magnitude as the Earth itself.

    My scratch paper tells me that a 10%-reflective shield which could deflect 1% of the radiation headed for the Earth would have to be 4000 km across! (It scales as the square root of the percentage: .01% requires 400 km, .0001% requires 40 km, etc.)

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