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14 Responses to “Advice you can take to the bank”
  1. Sedosi on July 26th, 2006 at 11:00 am

    The Victoria’s Secret catalogue is for my wife.

    Thank you very much for asking.

  2. Robert on July 26th, 2006 at 11:04 am

    If Perry wanted to target any group, it should have been the property tax paying voters. He could of solved all his problems if he had given meaningful tax relief to that segment of the voting populace. That would have inspired those voters to vote for him. Instead, he makes it hard on himself and hopes to survive on that “R” by his name. It’s a good thing the winner is not by majority but by most votes.

  3. willsin on July 26th, 2006 at 11:10 am

    “It helps them know which button to push to win your vote.”

    Obviously these fellas, including Perry aren’t too bright, as they seemed to have ticked off at least half of their supporters.

    “Such consumer-based, micro-targeting helped President Bush’s campaign identify and attract 10 million new voters in 2004.”

    Now, Bush that nationwide. But, at the rate they’re ticking people off, they better find a lot more than 10 million suckers, er, new voters in the State of Texas if he wants to be re-elected. I wonder if any of those 10 million are dead, ficititious, illegal aliens, felons, etc. Things that make you go hmmmmm.

  4. KRAUT on July 26th, 2006 at 11:12 am

    And he could’ve closed the border! It’s too late for him to try slick advertising. Once you lose the people’s trust, that is it!

  5. gregg aka T-BONE on July 26th, 2006 at 11:14 am

    How about doing the F’n job we sent you there to do? These guys continue to crack my sides. Its nothing but a a game to them. Take your consultants, analysts, polls and shove them up your collective, corrupt, dishonest, dirty, filthy ,lying rectums. I will vote Kinky just to piss them off.

  6. Matt "Zilla" Bramanti, CPO™ on July 26th, 2006 at 11:30 am

    “Whether they voted, their age, sex, what kind of neighborhood, what kind of car they drive … whether [they buy] fishing gear or [shop from] Victoria Secret catalogs,” Mr. Dowd said.

    Wait…so if I get Victoria’s Secret catalogs, does that mean I can expect to see ads featuring One Scantily Clad Grandma?

  7. duhmoose on July 26th, 2006 at 12:11 pm

    #5 but if you get Fredricks of Hollywood, you’re gonna get a Kinky Governor flyer.

  8. ihaterinos on July 26th, 2006 at 12:44 pm

    VOTE KINKY! At least you know what you are getting! With Perry you are getting a person that tells you what you want to hear and does the opposite! He thinks we are stupid and won’t find out about his lies! How can you vote for someone that you can’t trust?

    KINKY as Governor with make our RINO’s either get out or govern as conservatives!

  9. shannon on July 26th, 2006 at 12:46 pm

    I guess Chris Begala didn’t get the job ’cause he isn’t a Yalie.

  10. Definitely Blonde on July 26th, 2006 at 1:22 pm

    Hairspray has no one to blame but himself for his loss in popularity. He is an IDIOT and a LOSER!

    He is a liberial democrat in republican clothing and choose NOT to LEAD and refused to get out of the way so we could get REAL property tax relief.

  11. David Benzion on July 26th, 2006 at 2:50 pm

    Time for folks to weigh in with their “Do/don’t they get the Victoria’s Secret catalogue sent to their house” contest.

    1. Fred Hill
    2. Dan Patrick
    3. Carter Casteel
    4. Edd Hendee
    5. David Dewhurst
    6. Paul Bettencourt
    7. Rick Perry
    8. Cheryl Johnson
    9. Terry Lowry
    10. Orlando Sanchez

  12. The Dude on July 26th, 2006 at 3:24 pm

    1. Yes
    2. No
    3. Yes
    4. No
    5. Yes
    6. Yes (explains his gleeful laugh)
    7. Yes
    8. Yes
    9. No
    10. Yes

    Dude’s house - Yes, but see #1.

  13. Matt "Zilla" Bramanti, CPO™ on July 26th, 2006 at 3:41 pm

    1. Fred prefers Frederick’s. He dresses like a ho.
    2. Not touching that one with a ten-foot pole.
    3. Ew.
    4. Twenty-foot pole.
    5. I heard he changes his leopard-print thong six times a day. Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That™.
    6. I have proof.
    7. Yes.
    8. That’s a whole ‘nother set of Glamour Shots.
    9. Um…?
    10. I hope not. The guy’s periodical of choice should be the employment ads.

  14. Neocon on July 26th, 2006 at 4:19 pm

    Perry is going down. He honestly doesn’t see this, just as he doesn’t see what it is that Texans want. He is blind to his constituients — all in the name of power. Pity.

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