Mama Moonbat bulks up on hunger strike : Lone Star Times

Mama Moonbat bulks up on hunger strike

by Matt Bramanti · 07/31/2006 1:39 am

Whoa now! Cindy Sheehan has been on a hunger strike for nearly a month now, and she’s not exactly wasting away:

Market update: pink futures soar on high demand.

For some background, watch Michelle Malkin’s hilarious Hot Air episode about the fast. For those of you who want to join the hunger strike, Cindy and the CodePink gals have some helpful tips:

If you are worried about a particular health issue, you can modify the fast by periodically eating slices of avocado and banana, or doing what is feasible for you.

That’s like modifying sobriety by periodically drinking.

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12 Responses to “Mama Moonbat bulks up on hunger strike”

KRAUT on July 31st, 2006 at 4:32 am

It looks like her fasting coincides with Cindy just needing to drop about 80lbs. She isn’t fasting on avocados here, this looks like a lot of donuts and potato chips. But then, maybe Chavez likes to look at chunky women?
donwindav on July 31st, 2006 at 7:47 am

That looks like Martina Navratilova holding the umbrella.
fasternu426 on July 31st, 2006 at 8:26 am

The one holding the umbrella is Medea Benjamin. A professional looney and founder of Code Pink. http://www.yubanet.com/artman/publish/article_39573.shtml
Neocon on July 31st, 2006 at 9:02 am

Mythical Medea - Wasn’t she married to Jason (of the Argonauts) and killed their two children, plus a lot of others? Why would anyone name their child Medea?
Robert on July 31st, 2006 at 9:19 am

Cindy needs my help to draw attention to her. So here is my “Top Ten” list of captions that I hope will help her:

1) This fast I’m on is affecting those female harmones that I’m taking.

2) Don’t you think this “pink” makes me look more feminine???

3) Boy!!! We sure can’t use that phrase “Pretty in Pink” here.

4) When you said “fast”, I thought you were talking about speed.

5) When is Hillary ever going to forgive me??

6) No, it’s beef that we are abstaining from today and it’s pork tommorrow.

7) Yeah!!! I’m abstaining from sex, too!!!!!

Yeah!!! That steak I had was a little “pink” on the inside.

9) What does a girl have to do around here to get an additional “fifteen minutes of fame”??

10) What do you mean they don’t have a television station here in Crawford???

I hope you enjoy these.
skicougar on July 31st, 2006 at 9:54 am

quick ! get those anorexic olsen twins on this “fast” before its too late !
The most skeptical SOB on the planet on July 31st, 2006 at 10:17 am

Mother Sheehan said if I were her husband she would shoot me. I told her if she were my wife I’d let her.
MegletTX on July 31st, 2006 at 11:15 am

Wow looks like she fasts like I do!
MegletTX on July 31st, 2006 at 11:16 am

Oops hit the submit button too soon…I meant with a piece of chocolate in one hand and Starbucks in the other.
navymom on July 31st, 2006 at 4:06 pm

What an ugly woman. Guess that is the only way to get anyone to look at her is to protest/cause a scene!
fasternu426 on July 31st, 2006 at 11:44 pm

Dang! Look at tat belly! She’s got more rolls than Mrs Bairds!
emmekelley on July 31st, 2006 at 11:47 pm

Michelle Malkin in her video was so funny it made me want to join that diet since she was so stuffed after the fast. Smoothies, ice cream yum yum. Cindy is a joke and a disgrace. You would think with the insurance money she would of gotten that nose fixed at least instead of buying property.