Kevin Whited points out that the Chron’s letters page “is now in the business of offering advice to terrorists“:
If terrorists wanted to bring dangerous liquids or gels on a plane, all they have to do is put them into small nonmetallic tubes or containers and insert them into a body cavity. They will not be searched. Our skies are no safer by the confiscation of these items from passengers.
Interesting suggestion. Usually, the Chron opinion pages are full of things pulled out of the writer’s ass.
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They’re finally coming out and telling us to stick it!
“Usually, the Chron opinion pages are full of things pulled out of the writer’s ass.”
Matt is awarded only my second F&S award!
Way to go Matt!
Note to self. Next time i’m on a plane and some Muslim guy pulls something out of his ass, call the flight attendant.
Wait, I heard that Smackie is applying for the new TSA position Director of Cavity Searches.
SOB, don’t call the flight attendant….just help him put it back….from the opposite direction of course.
So we should be on the lookout for a suicide ass bomber?
Maybe they will just have a fuse hanging out and they try to light it.
… requires copious amounts of Taco Bell food to accomplish but is highly effective.
If I see a Muslim on a flight with a cord going from his butt to his IPod, am I immediately to presume he’s a terrorist?
Big, they might be wearing one of these
Moose, if she’s Islamic and I’m the TSA agent, she’s going to get a thorough search if she’s got one of those.
Now what happens if Dr. Abdul has issued orders that Mr. Muhammed is to be connected to the IV drip from his chemo and that he be allowed to carry the enema bag on board? I would suggest that these people only me allowed to fly on Islamic flagged airlines. Air Jihadi or something like that. All flights originating from Gitmo.
Let see if I get this right.
1. Put explosives in a glass tube.
2. Insert glass tube “you know where”.
3. Squeeze body into already undersized seat.
4. Go meet Allah in paradise.
Just how many ways could this plan go wrong?
Simple
As Larry the Cable Guy says “I don’t care who you are, that was funny.”
The Penguin
These people are so creative, you can’t deny that.
If only they would use their creative minds on possitive thinking ,today they would be on top of the world.
Thats the problem Rah, they are too damn stupid to figure that out. The idiots are too busy trying to stick bombs (That\’s Enough) .
Let them all go see Allah. Just go without us.
The Penquin
Rahman, before they can be on top of the world, they need to learn the concept of sanitation and soap and water and repressing their women.
Talk about lighting your farts.
What have the Arabs actually produced, besides oil, and then the Westerners gave them the technology to get it out of the ground. They had no idea of what do to with it! These are 7th century arabs who do nothing, produce nothing, depend on Israel for jobs, etc. The world would be better off without them, IMO. They want to take the world back to the 7th century and then what? Scream that there is no electricity? No dams, no infracture, no technology? Only then will they be going around blowing themselves up because they have destroyed the world as we know it. They will not have Israel to kick around, although it is Israel that gives them jobs. These “people” are just sick.
Well, recently nothing of note. There was this around 825 A.D. though. Almost 1200 years and not much progress beyond that it would seem. At least the Chicoms make cheap crap to sell at Walmart and don’t generally saw off the heads of infidels.
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Whazzup?”
The Dude,
I always thought that my high school algebra teacher was a witch. But a terrorist too?!?!? Wow! Now I know why she seemed to enjoy killing us with quizes and tests. They wouldn’t let her cut our heads off.
On a more serious note. Check out this website. I know most of it is old news for those of us who pay attention. But it’s a good summary to send your confused friends and any known moon-bat associates to in order to get the truth about recent media photos. http://www.aish.com/movies/PhotoFraud.asp
19 The Dude
I always thought that my high school algebra teacher was a witch. But now that I find out she was really a sleeper agent terrorist a lot more falls into place. She always took too much pleasure in killing us with quizes and tests. Now I realize it was her only way of getting pleasure for killing us infidel kids ’cause they wouldn’t let her saw our heads off with a Bowie Knife.