P-ing off the right people: Dan Patrick edition
by David Benzion · 09/13/2006 9:24 amYesterday, I shared my “Pissing Off the Right People” principle, as it relates to Kinky Friedman.
Now let’s examine a post by Mr. Alex Kanakis, of the ironically named blog “Intolerance Watch,” and see how it applies in the case of Dan Patrick.
Note–some language that appears in [brackets] has been altered by LST, to shift it from being “R-rated” to “PG-16.”
The Dallas Morning News this morning has an article on Dan Patrick’s invasion of the DFW airwaves and his running for a state Senate seat. This is a good thing. There are just not enough Christian nationalist, right-wing butt monkeys in our midst. We need to lie prone once again and let another intolerant loud mouth slam us in our collective asses. I think that’s still the way the Dan Patrick types like it.
Of course, while Dan and his ilk once again screw us, they’ll be screaming out that they are the overwhelmed victims of a godless, immoral, secular society hell bent on bringing Satan to the public square. That gets their substantial red-meat-eating base salivating and ready to do their leaders’ bidding.You have noticed that these Nurenburg-Ralley types must play the victim to a demonic force out to devour everything sacred, right?
Here’s just a taste of Dan’s Kingdom Coming bull[poop].
Dan believes that God has given him a great platform to share biblical principles to many who may never step inside a church. Dan once said, “People are interested in religion. I try to present God’s Word in a non-preaching manner to my audience. If you look at the size of my audience I have the biggest church in Houston when we are talking about the Bible.” For the last decade, Dan has stated on his bio that his main goal in life is to expand God’s Kingdom on earth.
I hope that kind of talk poses the same kind of problem for you that it does for me. This is the same kind of intolerant rhetoric coming out the mouths of too many Islamic fundamentalists who boast that this world is Allah’s world. I mean, come on, it states his Christian nationalist view too clearly: “his main goal in life is to expand God’s Kingdom on earth.” Holy [poop], man. We need viable alternatives, in politics and on the air, to the Dan Patrick types who want to remake the US and the world in their image.
Hey, Dan. No mas, mother[lover]!
Dan Patrick has pissed this person off.
And for that, he should be praised. ![]()
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Just consider the source.
BTW - Firsties!
The main difference between Dan spreading the Christian message vs the Islamic fundamentalists is Dan wont cut your head off if you dont convert.
When Dans starts his Jesus rants you can change the dial without loss of blood from the gaping, jagged hole in your neck.
Go Dan Go!
Butt monkey?
Wow that is cheezy!
Too much red meat in the diet.
Simple
Just in case this is #100000.
Dump Dewhurst and Perry!!!!
Send a message to the Republican Party of Texas!!!
Its good to see that irony is alive and well among the “tolerant” section of society. Kanakis should read a book or two on U.S. history and realize that “Christian Nationalists” aren’t remaking this country in their image - they founded this country and made it into the greatest nation on Earth. We’re just trying to preserve it.
It is amazing how one person’s rantings are supposedly better than another. Why don’t we let the all mighty dollar and the market place decide who is “preaching” the truth in the Dallas market. We live in a free society and so if you don’t like it, just turn the dial. Remember we have the freedom of the speech where one gets to say whatever he wants, stupid or not!!!! We will judge!!!
Way to go Dan - tick off a few more moonbats.
Name reconition - This guy will bring you a bigger audiance just to see what all the beef is about.
Don’t you just love the moonbats. Such entertainment.
I agree with Smackie:
Just in case this is #100000.
Dump Dewhurst and Perry!!!!
Send a message to the Republican Party of Texas!!!
GO KINKY
Well Dan,
You and Kinky should just keep on going. This guy ‘thinks’ he understands Christianity and Islam but displays a striking lack of knowledge of either. If he wants to live in a completely secular country he should try living in France.
I support your position on Tax relieve and border security just as I support Kinky’s position on those issues too. I cannot vote for you, I live in the wrong district for that, but I sure as heck will vote for Kinky.
Perry you pissed ME OFF once too often, Chris you are way to far to the left and Grandma I just don’t think you have what it takes to change Austin. But Kinky you will shake it
Sorry my ‘cut & paste missed at piece’
Well Dan,
You and Kinky should just keep on going. This guy ‘thinks’ he understands Christianity and Islam but displays a striking lack of knowledge of either. If he wants to live in a completely secular country he should try living in France.
I support your position on Tax relieve and border security just as I support Kinky’s position on those issues too. I cannot vote for you, I live in the wrong district for that, but I sure as heck will vote for Kinky.
Perry you pissed ME OFF once too often, Chris you are way to far to the left and Grandma I just don’t think you have what it takes to change Austin. But Kinky you will shake it up just by being there and your ideas are solid, even if I don’t agree with you 100%.
This guy’s blog name, Intolerance Watch, reminds me of Direct TV’s “Total Choice” programming. The absolute last thing the consumer has with cable/satellite tv is total choice. Likewise, the last thing these left-wing (insert your favorite word here) intolerance police have is any sense of tolerance. Some people just really don’t need to be in this country.
I had to check out this guy’s blog. Wow is bringing down the house. Not one of his insane rants had a reply. Tells you just how popular this clown is. Rant on fool!
What is this Kanakis guy bellowing about anyway? I can’t get anything out of what he wrote but senseless noise.
Narly that’s typically what demonrat rantings are, senseless ramblings from someone who is incapable of thinking clearly enough to understand the real issues. Demonrats pander to a base that is either too uneducated to understand the issues, or they’re gay, or they’re an elitist with socialist leanings.
I love when liberals call conservatives Nazis. National Socialism is probably closer to liberalism than they want to admit or even know! Nazis had state control of the economy (and everything else including breeding) and they were led by an animal rights loving vegan.
I went to the blog site, and posted this response to Mr. Kinaki’s post.
“Alex,
Bravo on exercising the rights that were fought and died for by so many, I am sure they would be so proud of you.
Just a little information for you, in case it may have slipped your mind, or you have forgotten since school; this country was founded by so called “Christian Nationalists”, and is the greatest nation on the earth. Having visited many other countries, including many of the ones people say we should emulate, I can personally attest to the fact that we have it better here than anywhere in the world. I believe this is due to God’s blessing upon our nation.
If you don’t believe in God, that is your right. You can express a belief, or disbelief in anything you wish. You express your belief; you are labeled as an enlightened person. If a Christian expresses their belief, they are labeled as a whacko, or worse.
Dan Patrick has tried to center his life on the teachings of Christ. The first tenant is to love God; the second is to love your neighbor as yourself. I am not sure how this can be equated to Islamic extremism, or any type of extremism for that matter.
We in the Christian community love open dialog and welcome the opportunity to discuss issues with those who hold different opinions. But “Butt Monkey”? Come on, use your brain, and try to have intelligent debate. This kind of language really does not benefit your cause, It just makes others see you as a close minded, hate filled person.
We will pray for you.”
I hope I don’t offend him.
JORoberts
And I hope you did offend him!
I also went to this clowns webb site.
Check out the comments to his BS, or the lack therof.
rj
I only hope when KVCE goes on airnext week that the polls in Dallas that support perry begin to drop. Nothing would send a louder signal than for goodhair to lose to KINKY. Edd does a much better job exposing perry than Dan. Dan seems like he is spending a lot of clot trying to please/suckup to goodhair. Fear of their lies being analyzed and explained to people is a politicians big fear except for loosing an election.
These “intolerant” types are biggest bigots I’ve ever met or heard. They are THE most opinionated, hateful and demeaning people in our country. They are projectionist, and I don’t mean movie theatre either. They project their own lack of values to others that oppose them.
Does the twerp have anything like that about the Islamic Fascist? Idoubt it.
I know Dan is trying desperately not to burn all his bridges behind him with Governor Pinocchio.
I think Edd is finally learning that Perry has used and abused the listeners of KSEV from day
one, and that he had no intention whatsoever of attempting to lower property taxes. This is what
you get when you have a former Democrat posing as a Republican. For both Dan and Edd and Paul,
let me make this crystal clear. NOTHING Rick Perry says is going to change our minds between
now and election day. Perry is the one who’s burned all his bridges behind him. Anything he says
will just be viewed as bovine feces. The only way Rick the RINO is going to convince us otherwise
is his signature on a bills reducing appraisal caps to the three to five percent range, killing the Trans Texas corridor, putting thousands of armed guardsman on the border, cutting spending, killing the business income tax, and actually appointing real conservatives to any commissions he forms.
AFTER that’s done, then he’ll have credibility. Until then, I’m voting Kinky, and Perry can be the
governor of the great State of Taxes.
Don’t even wasted time on this Bozo…I think someone from LST gave him his 1st comment since he openend it up. Yes, I posted and called him a hippocrite, and he corrected my spelling (which he didn’t get the point). But some of you corrected his spelling on his blog as well. DON’T GIVE HIM ANY HITS ON HIS WEBSITE!!!
For Shannon
Just in case this is #100000.
Dump Dewhurst and Perry!!!!
Send a message to the Republican Party of Texas!!!
AND:
TERRORIST WANT TO KILL US, JUST BECAUSE…NEVER FORGET!
Let’s get Kinky in the Governor’s Office!
I like saying that…he he he
Air America has filed for bankrupcy protection. No one reads his blog, and no one listens to his views on the radio, and no one need pay any heed to him.
He has the right to say what he wants to say. I have the right not to listen. He should rename his site: Intolerance Spoken Here
It’s the McCarthy backlash again! This article and ‘V for Vengence’ have reminded me again that the left have a simplistic view of Conservative views, goals and intellect. Just like Rosie’s tirade, they don’t see that by and large, we are trying to CONSERVE many of the things that we feel are essential to the preserving of our God given liberties. Oh sure, some people with these views may be less than perfect. And some may take their beliefs a bit too literally for some on the other side to stomach. And some may have truly repented for things like racism, homocism and general intolerance. Most, however, do NOT believe in enforcing ‘Priestcraft’ by the sword. The left need to realize that those on the right have many GOOD reasons to be concerned about their being marginalized. For instance, as Government gets ever larger, and the ‘Separation of Church and State’, becomes more ever present in our Courts. The time fast approaches when NO faith related entity will be allowed to practise, because There will be NOWHERE in public life that will be outside of Government! Ironically, Atheism, although having been declared a ‘Religion’ by the Supreme Court and the only Sect that is by definition, completely ‘faith’ based, [Because it can never be proven] will have no such restrictions. P.S. maybe other faith based and unproven disciplines could be taught in The Public Schools, like maybe the whole Evolution thing!