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26 Responses to “The calm after the storm”
  1. JORoberts on September 15th, 2006 at 6:34 am

    Finally, we get to send some crap to N’Orlans.

    If they are trying to finish off what the storm started, this may do it.

  2. JORoberts on September 15th, 2006 at 6:41 am

    A second thought…

    Lets see if they would like our police chief too.

  3. Wino on September 15th, 2006 at 6:46 am

    Brown, who will get a $5,000 honorarium from the New Orleans Police Foundation, did not return calls.

    That’s because there were too many buttons on the phone, and he couldn’t figure out how to use it.

  4. Wino on September 15th, 2006 at 6:48 am

    #1 and #2 JORoberts

    150,000 crackheads and thugs for Houston. New Orleans gets Leepy Brown.

    I’m trying to figure out who got the worst deal.

  5. The most skeptical SOB on the planet on September 15th, 2006 at 6:55 am

    They have also axed Priscilla Slade to speak on her recommendations for landscaping improvements to the city.

    At some point these people have to realize how stupid they look.

  6. dowjones25k on September 15th, 2006 at 7:04 am

    maybe he is just pandering for a job.

  7. Wino on September 15th, 2006 at 7:07 am

    #5 SOB

    Sorry, dude (not THE dude, just “dude”).

    I don’t think they have the intelligence to see how stupid they look.

    Even Orleans, France is considering changing their names due to their namesakes.

  8. southerntragedy on September 15th, 2006 at 7:32 am

    Doen’t Katrina mean “Cleansing”? Then George Bush sent Rita. I think I recall Chocolate City Nagin was telling people to come back then. The US government had to step in and say NOOOOOOO….
    I think Nagin is STUCK ON STUPID!!!

  9. The Dude on September 15th, 2006 at 7:56 am

    Wino,

    You beat me to the punch with your answer to that SOB Gregg. I don’t believe they’ll ever realize how stupid they look because liberal guilt and political correctness (one in the same?) likely prevents honest comments from ever reaching the ears of black people like Leepy.

  10. luv2hammer on September 15th, 2006 at 8:02 am

    If they take Brown’s advice look for the New Orleans Police Chief to be out of town a lot.

  11. Rorschach on September 15th, 2006 at 8:08 am

    if only someone WOULD “axe” Ms Slade… And Hurtt and Brown too.

  12. Ken Palm on September 15th, 2006 at 8:13 am

    The event will be sponsored by Red Bull energy drink. With LeeP speaking the audience will need all the help they can get to stay awake.

  13. Robert on September 15th, 2006 at 8:29 am

    Mayor Nagin was obviously impressed with Lee P. Brown’s “one man operation” called the Brown Group International consulting firm that he hired (with kickbacks) Mr. Brown to provide his expertise in the field of crime fighting to give a speech in New Orleans. I got a copy of the consulting firm’s brochure and here is the “Top Ten” consulting services it provides:

    1) The advantages of being “out-of-town” all the time. What and who you can avoid.

    2) Public appearance techniques including how to avoid that “deer in the headlights look” plus speech therapy.

    3) “Race Card” as the option of last resort. Play it or lose it.

    4) Legalizing drugs and how it would make a police chief’s job easier.

    5) Tokenism: How to be in the right place at the right time.

    6) Being a “puppet” isn’t all that bad as long as you can get the work.

    7) How “whitie” shortchanged the blacks.

    8) Warning signs and when to get “out-of-town” before they find out your incompetent.

    9) How to turn incompetence into a consulting firm.

    10) Black on black crime–What are its benefits.

    I am pretty sure their are other services and areas of expertise that Lee P. “I wish I was permanently out-of-town” Brown can provide, so feel free to add to my list.

  14. dugger on September 15th, 2006 at 8:38 am

    You’ens are all just jealous that a man of Mr. Brown’s credentials and intelligence, not to mention race, has had such an illustrious career and can command so much money for just telling people what he knows best….ie, crime.

  15. Lizzie on September 15th, 2006 at 8:54 am

    The irony is just so…ironic.

  16. CK on September 15th, 2006 at 9:02 am

    The event’s sponsors are not only Red Bull, but also Colt Malt Lickuh.

  17. Definitely Blonde on September 15th, 2006 at 9:11 am

    You can’t fix STUPID

  18. RickG on September 15th, 2006 at 9:16 am

    Did crime ever go down under Lee Brown’s watch in any position he ever held? Didn’t the best public safety program turn out to be getting Lee Brown away from public safety programs?

  19. Ree-C Murphey on September 15th, 2006 at 9:26 am

    If New Orleans is really serious about getting rid of crime, hire Rudy Giulliani. I don’t care if he is a d*** Yankee. Hire him as a “crime consultant”
    and do exactly what he says.

    Things would get a lot better.

    Now that I think about it, maybe that’s what Houston should do…

  20. hefitz on September 15th, 2006 at 9:35 am

    Lee P. is the right man for this mission. With $100B to spend in the Chocolate factory, you need a guy who has a lot of friends to let out contracts to.

    Willy Wonka and Lee P. will have the factory running like a well oiled machine in no time.

  21. Laurence Simon on September 15th, 2006 at 10:42 am

    Actually, Lee Brown had a thing for Nit Noi’s Thai restaurant.

    Saw him there on several Martin Luther King Days.

  22. fink1 on September 15th, 2006 at 11:21 am

    The investigation of the first WTC bombing, which occurred in February 1993, was botched, contributing to the disaster of 9/11.

    Brown was NYC’s public safety boss then and had been since some time in 1990. He became drug czar in June 1993.

    Don Clark, whom you’ve seen on Ch. 2 talking about crime, was the Special Agent in Charge of the New York FBI office in 1993.

    Maybe both of them were too “calm” about that investigation.

  23. desmond on September 15th, 2006 at 12:11 pm

    We could ‘ransom’ the Katrina ‘victims’ by sending them all back instead of Brown going to N.O.
    I always thought he should be called Brown TI. Trained Idiot. I thought no-one could be this stupid without training.
    Then I worked out how many Government pensions this clown receives. Smart as a fox.A perfect example of the Peter Principle.I am glad I do not have children where he ‘teaches’-what?

  24. Narly on September 15th, 2006 at 12:30 pm

    If they think LeePee can help them with their problems, then (insert smartass comment here).

  25. CRK on September 15th, 2006 at 1:11 pm

    I wonder what Leepy’s favorite Malt Lickuh is?

  26. fasternu426 on September 15th, 2006 at 5:49 pm

    I remember Leepy giving an interview once when White Oak Bayou flooded. He looked into the camera, turned his back to it, pointed and said: “The watah goin’ down. And dat’s good.” Then he turned back and smiled with his big ole toothy grin.

    He was Lanier’s sock puppet…….

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