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25 Responses to “The Dead are rising from the grave to vote in New York State”
  1. No Higher Tax on November 6th, 2006 at 12:19 pm

    Texas and Loisiana have the same problem and as well as Illinois.

  2. dowjones25k on November 6th, 2006 at 12:30 pm

    hey its just an election why have rules? why have boarders? why have an oath for legal matters (clinton)? geez its a govt dont ya know they cant do $hit right!! why have money - just tax the hhhel outa us - go ahead and really screw it up ya bunch of dumb politicians.

    yer not even good enough to take out the garbabge at my house you sobs

  3. asquires on November 6th, 2006 at 12:34 pm

    Any guesses on how they voted?

  4. Narly on November 6th, 2006 at 12:35 pm

    Well, since they have identified the voters as being dead, I hope they have the sense enough to not count the votes. Any bets as to how many of these dead voters chose democrat candidates?

  5. Robert on November 6th, 2006 at 12:37 pm

    There will always be problems with the voter rolls as long as the Democrats keep complaining about requiring some kind of ID card. We have to have ID cards for everything we do so why not voting!!!! Don’t the Democrats want the legal person to vote?????

  6. dowjones25k on November 6th, 2006 at 12:39 pm

    yea you would at least think they would be smart enough to do it in a red state intead of the lib ny.

  7. LivelyDJ on November 6th, 2006 at 12:53 pm

    It’s a Democrate State. this is no suprise. It’s like saying, “What do you mean the dead vote in Galveston, County.”

  8. No Higher Tax on November 6th, 2006 at 12:55 pm

    The dead must vote in alphabetical order it is the rule of the dead.

  9. malcolm on November 6th, 2006 at 1:26 pm

    Anyone want to make a guess of HOW they voted????

  10. Rorschach on November 6th, 2006 at 2:00 pm

    #9, I think at this point the difficulty will be finding someone to bet against you.

  11. Maltboy! on November 6th, 2006 at 2:44 pm

    The Dead are rising from the grave to vote in New York State

    That’s nothing. They’ve been serving as Senators in Massachusetts for years.

  12. Neocon on November 6th, 2006 at 2:49 pm

    Maltboy
    #11

    Mahahahahah!

  13. davewolfgang on November 6th, 2006 at 3:00 pm

    #11 - Ding-ding-ding! We have a winner!

  14. Rorschach on November 6th, 2006 at 3:02 pm

    THAT explains the stench….

  15. Big45Iron on November 6th, 2006 at 3:05 pm

    There was one from Tennesse that got as high as Vice President and Cry Baby In Chief.

  16. Big45Iron on November 6th, 2006 at 3:07 pm

    After voting, people should be required to go back and put their thumbprint next to their signature on the list of those who voted. Then we could prosecute those who vote illegally…oh, and no ID required to use your thumb!!!

  17. SC on November 6th, 2006 at 4:00 pm

    #16 You think there might be a run on fake thumbs?

  18. tedtam on November 6th, 2006 at 4:07 pm

    New slogan for New York:

    “New York - the Zombie State”

  19. normal_fault on November 6th, 2006 at 4:11 pm

    It all depends on what you mean by ‘dead’, doesn’t it?

    To dems, words like ‘dead’ and ‘is’ are not all that clear and take on many nuances.

    This reminds me of the Monte Python ‘Dead Parrot’ skit.

  20. Sm1ley on November 6th, 2006 at 4:14 pm

    Democrats who cast votes after they died outnumbered Republicans by more than a 4-to-1 margin. The reason: Most of them came from Democrat-dominated New York City, where higher population produced more matches.

    4 to 1, eh? But noOOOooo! It’s the Republicans that are trying to rig the elections, right??

  21. Rahman Golddigger38 on November 6th, 2006 at 4:15 pm

    And this is the kind of democracy we want to sell to the rest of the world as ‘ damaged goods’.
    We have flawed govt because the selection process is flawed. Candidate with lots of money to splash gets ahead while the most qualified with lack of money is held back.
    Not much to be proud of!

  22. fasternu426 on November 6th, 2006 at 4:41 pm

    Here’s some likely voters:
    http://la.cacophony.org/zombies-gore4.jpg

  23. aggie_daddy on November 6th, 2006 at 8:39 pm

    Now folks, we should all remember…
    Lyndon Johnson would be PROUD!

  24. vlou on November 6th, 2006 at 9:20 pm

    It is my belief that they should require you to show a picture I.D. and prove it by fingerprinting you and matching that print up with the print in the driver’s license data base. Dead individuals should have their fingerprints removed from the data base upon their demise with the date of their death in the data base. Would it be worth it all to stop voter fraud? Imagine the government program that would need to be implemented to do this.

  25. entropyorganizer on November 6th, 2006 at 10:58 pm

    #24, you would have to DEFINE dead. What do you mean ‘dead’? What degree of dead do you mean? Slightly dead, mostly dead, or totaly dead?

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