Here we go. Constantly updated results.
Statewide Races — GOP Sweep
- Governor: Hairspray wins with about 40%. Chris Bell’s at 29%, Grandma’s at 18%, and the Kinkster is pulling up the rear with 11%.
- Lt. Governor: Darth Dewhurst beats Maria Luisa Alvarado in a landslide. Dewhurst changes his shirt in celebration.
- Attorney General: Greg Abbott whips David Van Os, 61-36.
- Comptroller: Susan Combs rolls over Fred “Yes, this is my real name” Head, 61-36. Hopefully we’ll see another dirty novel.
- Land Commissioner: Jerry Patterson spanks VaLinda Hathcox, 57-40.
- Agriculture Commissioner: Todd Staples beats Hank Gilbert, 56-41.
U.S. House Races — Incumbents Roll
- All of Texas’ incumbents are winning.
- Shelley Sekula-Gibbs won the special election, but lost her write-in bid. Lampson takes DeLay’s seat. The good news: Shelley’s off City Council.
State House — Come on, Talmadge!
- Democrat Hubert Vo is running away with it.
- Democrat Ellen Cohen beats incumbent GOP Rep. Martha Wong.
State Senate — Dan wins big
This Patrick fellow is pretty popular. No surprises here.
County Treasurer — Orlando narrowly escapes gainful employment
Orlando’s got it locked up.
City of Houston Propositions — Mayor White gets enormous sack of cash
Houstonians apparently don’t want their money, as all the propositions are passing with comfortable margins.
City of Bellaire Propositions — I have no idea what they are
Neither do many other people. Turnout is under 5,000.
Katy ISD Bond Issue — So what’s another $269,472,225?
It’s passing, 53-47. More than 11 percent of voters left this one blank. I’m sure they’ll enjoy Mayde Creek High School’s $7.2 million swimming pool.
North Harris-Montgomery Community College District Bond Issue — Hell no!
This quarter-billion-dollar bond issue is losing with about 45% of the vote. $2.5 million for the Kinesiology Center? No thanks.
Deer Park — Cocktails now legal
In the race that really matters, voters have legalized mixed drinks in a booze-soaked landslide.
West Columbia — Cocktails, wine now legal
Brazoria County’s residents have seen fit to legalize sales of wine and liquor. Well done.





