1. southerntragedy on January 5th, 2007 at 9:58 am
   

   First! I double dog dare Matt!
2. Big45Iron on January 5th, 2007 at 10:04 am
   

   The real question is would Redzilla let him live?
3. EricPJohnson on January 5th, 2007 at 10:28 am
   

   No good deed goes unpunished Matt
4. tedtam on January 5th, 2007 at 10:29 am
   

   I’m hearing a KC song somewhere…(shake your booty)

   /mental picture I’m trying to ignore
5. Ree-C Murphey on January 5th, 2007 at 10:35 am
   

   Southerntragedy:

   Don’t you ever watch Christmas Story? It is the “triple dog dare” that cannot be ignored…
6. duhmoose on January 5th, 2007 at 10:37 am
   

   Maybe we could get Matt and Squawk to do both try out. Squawk could show em how real Texans dance.
7. Squawkbox Noise on January 5th, 2007 at 10:58 am
   

   Me dance?

   Muhwahahahahahaha

   That ain’t happnin’
8. Robert on January 5th, 2007 at 10:59 am
   

   Matt, you might need to go to a tanning salon before the audition so you will blend in better. A white glare might mess up the scene.
9. radiovixen on January 5th, 2007 at 11:11 am
   

   You simply MUST bring back pictures and POST them on LST!
10. David Benzion on January 5th, 2007 at 11:19 am
    

    Readers are encouraged to offer Matt bribes (money/food/beer) to win his consent to do this.
11. Squawkbox Noise on January 5th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
    

    I will be more than happy to contribute my prized Moderator Fedora to the cause (and a case of beer).

    No one is going to accuse me of not being a team player.
12. David Benzion on January 5th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
    

    My sources inform me that the bribes are going to have to improve substantially for this one to take place.
13. bweldon on January 5th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
    

    I’ll offer up a copy of the UM - Notre Dame game for Matt To destroy… as well as a nice bottle of wine to drink.
14. Shannon on January 5th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
    

    /and all the girls shriek when they see Matt in a fedora.
15. Wino on January 5th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
    

    I have a bottle of Cap’n Morgan’s (I think. I know it’s rum, and it’s what he drinks.) that I already owe him. I’ll throw in a Hard Rock Cafe Singapore limited-edition shot glass, as well. He’ll need something to drink it out of.
16. twocute64001 on January 5th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
    

    My kid works at Spec’s, I’ll give Matt a $50.00 gift certificate to Spec’s and he can choose what he wants to drink.

    Come on Matt you can do it. And I have a beautiful black fedora to throw in!
17. CRK on January 5th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    

    Here is what he can do for his tryout….(not for the faint of heart) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA
18. fasternu426 on January 5th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
    

    Matt, you have some stiff competition!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E-Y-d58HIU
19. Sherri on January 5th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
    

    Here’s another suggestion

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft6fC6RI4Ms

    about 6 minutes long and safe for kids/work.
20. Zippy_Slug on January 5th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
    

    I think Matt escaped…
21. BSue on January 5th, 2007 at 11:11 pm
    

    #6 Duhmoose
    You obviously missed the posts where Squawk professes to be a coona$$. I don’t think they know how REAL Texans dance ;0)
22. Matt 'Zilla' Bramanti, CPO™ on January 5th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
    

    Sorry guys, I gotta work tomorrow. Busy times at MattCo
23. vlou on January 6th, 2007 at 8:02 am
    

    Pardon my ignorance…but what is a fedora?
24. Dave D on January 6th, 2007 at 11:14 am
    

    #23 vlou, a fedora is a pimp hat.
    Here Ya go;
    http://www.jimsformalwear.com/images/product/acc_ex_fedora.jpg

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