Undead zombie birds attack Austin : Lone Star Times

Undead zombie birds attack Austin

by Matt Bramanti · 01/08/2007 4:58 pm

Austin police have re-opened a 10-block stretch of Congress Avenue, hours after 63 dead birds were found in Downtown Austin.

A few of those birds were found alive and had awkward movements and the inability to fly.

If they peck you, you’ll turn into a zombie bird, roaming the hills of Central Texas looking for victims. And windshields.

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8 Responses to “Undead zombie birds attack Austin”

Shannon on January 8th, 2007 at 5:18 pm

Must be out-of-control Wiccans. There’s one on every corner there.
emmekelley on January 8th, 2007 at 5:42 pm

It is A. Hitchcock came back as a bird. LOL.
marksolot on January 8th, 2007 at 7:14 pm

A lobbyist started to sneeze and the rush of toxic hot air knocked ‘em clean out of the sky.

“It’s a trade-off between gobbs of great garbage and those killing winds” reported an un-named Raven.
EricPJohnson on January 8th, 2007 at 9:23 pm

This is why Frats are not allowed to leave the punch bowl outside
vlou on January 8th, 2007 at 11:27 pm

My husband’s aunt once put some white wine in a hummingbird feeder and when he went to visit her one day, he noticed two small hummingbirds on the ground in the flower bed below the feeder that were squirming and looked as if they were unable to get out of the flower bed. He told her he thought the birds were sick and unable to lift off and she told him they were drunk. True story.
Adam on January 9th, 2007 at 7:27 am

The birds were probably the victims of an irate car owner that was tired of all their crap…you think our legislators might get the message…lol
navymom on January 9th, 2007 at 7:59 am

All those crazy-fun lovin’ party bird animals!! 6th Street Rocks, dude, gimme some beak! HAHAHAHAHA
radiovixen on January 9th, 2007 at 12:23 pm

…and so begins this session of congress…