S.D. university offers course on dating : Lone Star Times

S.D. university offers course on dating

by Matt Bramanti · 01/09/2007 4:30 pm

If they had courses like this when I was in school, maybe I would’ve skipped that headcase chick I dated for a while:

Even college students might need a lesson or two about dating.

Beginning in February, the University of Sioux Falls will offer a one-credit dating course called “Finding Dates Worth Keeping.”

Laurie Chaplin, a relationships counselor and licensed therapist who’s been married 28 years, will be the instructor.

Lecture 1: Find yourself a naked party*.

*Not applicable at Antioch College.

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8 Responses to “S.D. university offers course on dating”

nz-texas on January 9th, 2007 at 4:34 pm

Next thing you know we’ll need a course on how to drink beer
Matt 'Zilla' Bramanti, CPO™ on January 9th, 2007 at 4:39 pm

You think? I ought to send the provost my CV.
marksolot on January 9th, 2007 at 5:16 pm

Matt - I forget….Does the CPO stand for Certified Public Offender or what?
nz-texas on January 9th, 2007 at 6:25 pm

good schedule
2:30pm Beer drinking 101 course
4:00pm Finding Dates Worth Keeping course
7:00pm Go to nekkid party
Shannon on January 9th, 2007 at 6:44 pm

Ivy Leagues are having nekkid parties and SD is having credited courses on dating.

If we can merge the two, I’m going back……and get that damn degree.

Maybe I can get a full-ride ’cause I’m a pre-senior citizen.

Probably not, according to the Urban Dictionary scholarships are a myth:

Unless you scored a 2200 + on your SATS, spent your free time tutoring children with dyslexia, wrote your college entrance essay on the human genome project and its relation to modern feminism, your chances of getting one are slim.

/dejectedly turns off computer
BarSinister on January 9th, 2007 at 9:38 pm

And for crying out loud, when you turn in your final exam make certain the disc you hand in isn’t the disc disc containing your categorized child porn collection.
Matt 'Zilla' Bramanti, CPO™ on January 9th, 2007 at 11:06 pm

#3: It’s “chief party office,” but I forget who gave me that dubious honor.
CK on January 10th, 2007 at 7:44 am

Well having driven through Souix Falls countless times en route to and from der homeland, my wife and I refer to it as “Sex Falls”.