Why I’m No Longer a Political Lefty (#647) : Lone Star Times

Why I’m No Longer a Political Lefty (#647)

by David Benzion · 01/09/2007 1:09 pm

Bramanti’s post yesterday on college kids gettin nekkid (for “intellectual” reasons, not the usual ones) prompted me to reflect upon my own college career and share “Benzion’s First Iron Law of Higher Education,” to wit…

The willingness of a student to show up naked at a party is almost inversely proportional to the average person’s desire to see them naked.

Last night I went rummaging through the attic, searching my files.

Today, I bring you [WARNING: DISTURBING IMAGE] the proof.

Other than to remind everyone again that this blog is not in any way officially affiliated with Dan Patrick, I don’t know that there is much else I can say.

What a long, strange trip it has been.

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21 Responses to “Why I’m No Longer a Political Lefty (#647)”

The Dude on January 9th, 2007 at 1:16 pm

Other than to remind everyone again that this blog is not in any way officially affiliated with Dan Patrick, I don’t know that there is much else I can say.

Ohhhhh, I think that was plenty.

8^)
Ken Kelley on January 9th, 2007 at 1:18 pm

Hmmmmm. “disturbing image”
Well, that was a very kind way of describing it.
All I can say is “ewwwwwww”.

– Ken
twocute64001 on January 9th, 2007 at 1:24 pm

OH MY!
Shannon on January 9th, 2007 at 1:24 pm

Coat, skinny tie, and hair.

Old pic, eh?
David Benzion on January 9th, 2007 at 1:27 pm

#4 Shannon– Antioch College, Yellow Springs, OH, sometime in the early 1990’s.
Shannon on January 9th, 2007 at 1:41 pm

I like the skinny ties. Brett Hume had a tie so wide the other day….It appeard he got caught halfway through putting on his clown suit.

Skinny ties and fedoras. That cool man.

/cue the Sinatra CD
navymom on January 9th, 2007 at 1:51 pm

I did NOT need to see that!
CRK on January 9th, 2007 at 2:01 pm

I was never a liberal I am proud to say.
twocute64001 on January 9th, 2007 at 2:13 pm

Navy mom are you the lady running around copperfield with a bumpersticker with they same montra “NAVYMOM”?
Squawkbox Noise on January 9th, 2007 at 4:09 pm

aughhh MY EYES THE BURNING
sunny on January 9th, 2007 at 4:10 pm

Ahhh….the fun times of our days of youth! We’ve all had them…thankfully!
David Benzion on January 9th, 2007 at 4:11 pm

#10 Squawk– just be glad I didn’t send you the original hi-res… like I did Bramanti
Matt 'Zilla' Bramanti, CPO™ on January 9th, 2007 at 4:13 pm

He ain’t kidding. (Shudder)
navymom on January 9th, 2007 at 4:23 pm

#9 nope, that isn’t me.

But I am a Navy mom, got a kid at Gitmo!
Squawkbox Noise on January 9th, 2007 at 5:26 pm

David, Matt
Sometimes it is good not to be in on the high level conversations.

/Counts blessings once again.
Ree-C Murphey on January 9th, 2007 at 6:06 pm

You have to wonder where this “gal” is now? She’s probably Nancy Peolosi’s Cheif of Staff, or something like that.

(Or maybe she works for Rosie O’Donnell?)

*shudder*
Shannon on January 9th, 2007 at 6:57 pm

Antioch College—Where YOUR children should attend school.

Priceless.
Golden Adam on January 9th, 2007 at 7:37 pm

#16, Ree-C, I wonder where the girl on the far left (obviously carrying Benzion’s baby) is now. She sure looks like she’s wondering why he won’t step over and fill her beer.
David Benzion on January 9th, 2007 at 8:39 pm

#18 Golden– the womyn (not GIRL, you patriarchal pig) on the far left of the picture was just an acquaintance, honest.

The future Mrs. Benzion was, in fact, at this party but is not pictured.

And no, she wasn’t a nekkid hippie.

Although she did have “feminist” symbol earrings.
EricPJohnson on January 9th, 2007 at 8:49 pm

Was this party taking place near halloween?
David Benzion on January 9th, 2007 at 9:21 pm

#20 Eric– No.

Which doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be afraid.

Very afraid.