The Gift That Keeps on Giving
by The Panda Man · 01/10/2007 5:35 pmWhat do you get for the woman who has everything? How about a used chest? No, not the kind pirates use to bury treasure. This kind:
Inventory reduction sale!
Yes, it’s for real.
Former reality TV contestant Carolina Gynning is tired of her extra large pair and has decided to auction the set off on eBay with all proceeds going to charity, Sweden’s The Local reported.
It seems the young lady was shocked to discover that being top-heavy attracted attention.
“Everybody talks about them and it feels like they hide my true identity. On January 19th I am going to consult with my plastic surgeon about removing the implants. I still think large breasts are nice but there’s got to be a limit somewhere! I currently have a double D-cup and plan to go back down to my natural level, which is a C-cup,” wrote Gynning.
Nothing tells your honey that you care like a hefty dose of superficiality and some used silicone to back it up.
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Why did she get them in the first place??
“While she says she’s ready to say goodbye, she still retains fond memories of the pair”
Sounds like what I think about almost every ex I’ve ever had - lol
IMO extra large implants are ridiculous. I see it frequently at the gym. Some woman seem peeved at the attention.
I have to wonder what loser will buy these on ebay.
#3 - agreed. Don’t like implants at all although agree a small chested woman may develop better self confidence with an increase. From C to DD - why?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t do it!
I want em to play with.
#6
You sure, Squawk? The woman won’t be attached to them anymore.
can you buy just one? -
#N-Z, I am quite happy with my “working” breasts. I lost ‘em breast feeding, but now that I’m getting older, they won’t be pointing “down south” as much! Is that TMI? :0
I’ll start the bidding at $1 for Squawk’s sake. After all, he’s the moderator, handyman, and all around nice guy!
BTW: I can’t believe Faster hasn’t made a comment. Interesting~
#9 - there’s nothing you can’t fix with duct tape! I reckon they’ll go for some pretty good money as a souvenir for someone
Rather sick- IMO.
Jeremy #7
I have a vivid imaginaiton.
What next in how to get free publicity?
She should have thought about this prior to the increase! I would not buy a “used plant” for any amount of money.
Ha Ha! I can hear BSue now! Squawk, quit playing with your boobs and come over here and help me move this dresser!
#10 Southerntragedy
There’s only one explanation. Like me, he had a system malfunction. With all the millions of possible postings rushing to get ahead, sparks began shooting out the top of his head and he had to withdraw.
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