The Gift That Keeps on Giving : Lone Star Times

The Gift That Keeps on Giving

by The Panda Man · 01/10/2007 5:35 pm

What do you get for the woman who has everything? How about a used chest? No, not the kind pirates use to bury treasure. This kind:

Inventory reduction sale!

Yes, it’s for real.

Former reality TV contestant Carolina Gynning is tired of her extra large pair and has decided to auction the set off on eBay with all proceeds going to charity, Sweden’s The Local reported.

It seems the young lady was shocked to discover that being top-heavy attracted attention.

“Everybody talks about them and it feels like they hide my true identity. On January 19th I am going to consult with my plastic surgeon about removing the implants. I still think large breasts are nice but there’s got to be a limit somewhere! I currently have a double D-cup and plan to go back down to my natural level, which is a C-cup,” wrote Gynning.

Nothing tells your honey that you care like a hefty dose of superficiality and some used silicone to back it up.

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Comments

18 Responses to “The Gift That Keeps on Giving”

nz-texas on January 10th, 2007 at 5:52 pm

Why did she get them in the first place??
nz-texas on January 10th, 2007 at 5:56 pm

“While she says she’s ready to say goodbye, she still retains fond memories of the pair”

Sounds like what I think about almost every ex I’ve ever had - lol
DanielJames on January 10th, 2007 at 6:18 pm

IMO extra large implants are ridiculous. I see it frequently at the gym. Some woman seem peeved at the attention.

I have to wonder what loser will buy these on ebay.
nz-texas on January 10th, 2007 at 6:23 pm

#3 - agreed. Don’t like implants at all although agree a small chested woman may develop better self confidence with an increase. From C to DD - why?
southernpilot on January 10th, 2007 at 7:01 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t do it!
Squawkbox Noise on January 10th, 2007 at 7:20 pm

I want em to play with.
Jeremy Weidenhof on January 10th, 2007 at 7:36 pm

#6
You sure, Squawk? The woman won’t be attached to them anymore.
nz-texas on January 10th, 2007 at 7:36 pm

can you buy just one? -
southerntragedy on January 10th, 2007 at 7:38 pm

#N-Z, I am quite happy with my “working” breasts. I lost ‘em breast feeding, but now that I’m getting older, they won’t be pointing “down south” as much! Is that TMI? :0

I’ll start the bidding at $1 for Squawk’s sake. After all, he’s the moderator, handyman, and all around nice guy!
southerntragedy on January 10th, 2007 at 7:38 pm

BTW: I can’t believe Faster hasn’t made a comment. Interesting~
nz-texas on January 10th, 2007 at 7:44 pm

#9 - there’s nothing you can’t fix with duct tape! I reckon they’ll go for some pretty good money as a souvenir for someone
Jean on January 10th, 2007 at 7:57 pm

Rather sick- IMO.
Squawkbox Noise on January 10th, 2007 at 8:31 pm

Jeremy #7
I have a vivid imaginaiton.
sunny on January 10th, 2007 at 10:29 pm

What next in how to get free publicity?
vlou on January 10th, 2007 at 11:49 pm

She should have thought about this prior to the increase! I would not buy a “used plant” for any amount of money.
southerntragedy on January 11th, 2007 at 6:20 am

Ha Ha! I can hear BSue now! Squawk, quit playing with your boobs and come over here and help me move this dresser!
Shannon on January 11th, 2007 at 9:56 am

#10 Southerntragedy

There’s only one explanation. Like me, he had a system malfunction. With all the millions of possible postings rushing to get ahead, sparks began shooting out the top of his head and he had to withdraw.
Narly on January 11th, 2007 at 11:55 am

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