Screw You
by The Panda Man · 02/03/2007 6:53 pmIt is time for the registration, ballistic fingerprinting, and federal licensing of screwdrivers. How many more must be screwed before the government takes action?
COCONUT CREEK, Fla. — A 25-year-old student…walked into his business class Friday and stabbed three school officials with a screwdriver, police said.
The teacher asked Mair to leave and called for staff assistance, he said.
Mair then attacked the three victims with a screwdriver he took to school, officials said. An assistant director of the school was stabbed in the back and two security specialists in the arms. The three were later released from the hospital.
Fortunately, the violent tool-toting perp was nabbed.
Mair fled in his car, was involved in a car crash and tried to run from officers but was apprehended.
So why all of the Craftsman-related violence?
Mair became agitated and “expressed his displeasure about the lack of black history being taught at the school,” Avello said. February is Black History Month.
Student with a screw loose or just another youth trying to get ahead being driven down by The Man? You decide.

When screwdrivers are outlawed only outlaws will drive screws
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Jeremy: The blacks get a whole month to learn about black history. They have every right to be P.O.ed because February is the shortest month of all, don’t cha know! Instead of a screwdriver, I’d recomment an awl….
First again? Sheesh! Guess “other’s here aren’t used to other posts on the weekend….You’re spoiling us!/ducks and hauls butt
Experts suggest that as 90% of all screwdriver-related violence is slotted, law enforcement and the public should invest in phillips-head vests to reduce the likelihood of injury during a violent driving.
Aha, there was a full moon yesterday. Can you say lunatic? That ’splains a lot about this turkey and about the Chewie wannabe in the thread below. Got ‘em at opposite ends of the country.
This is a real sicko. What makes blacks think they are entitled to everything? Whiney, whiney blacks need to get overthemselves.
I’m thinking “urinalysis.”
It’s Sears’ fault! Better look out…the lawyers are on their way!
Their solution: sell more black screwdrivers in February with the packaging containing the history of black fools (make that tools) and make reparations of one hundred million dollars and this will go away.
Bush needs to get a firm grip on this, tighten the screws on violence in February, drive down the flatheads and tell phillips users that this will no longer be tolerated in black America.
Congressional sub-committee reports after a three month study that 19.2 volt battery operated drivers will perform this task in half the time once fully charged. Note: Results may vary in Loweziana, Caleefornia and Florida. “Lefties” will require additional instructional time for proper operation.
When is white history month?
/sarc switch now off.
Have a “Super” Sunday all!
News flash to Mair.
There just isnt much black history.
Unless sports is considered history.
Ouch # 7!
This stabbing reminds me of England’s problems, no guns but they sure stab some folks over there don’t they! If I recall they were talking about banning kitchen knives…
My ex hub hates the Colts……….
GO COLTS!!!!!!