You ever had one of those peeps at work that walk around with a fake smile on their face, always trying to be cheery and perk you up when you’re in a bad mood? Just tell ‘em that you are trying to boost the productivity of the office.
“Negative moods signal a problematic state of affairs and propel us to systematically address the problem and fix things,” she said. “Thus, they encourage a bottom-up, detail-oriented, analytic approach to understanding the situation.”
Another recent study at the University of Toronto led by Adam Anderson also showed that employees in a bad mood may have higher focus for tasks that are more mundane or detail-oriented. In contrast, good moods can lower a worker’s attention span and increase the possibility of distraction.
So, in the immortal words of ST, just say “bite me”!
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FIRST! Sha-zaaam!
And this is new? I’ve been telling people to “Bite Me” for a long time.
Testing
Ayyy—Jally
Yowah spellin of dat werd is wicked bad.
But if you tink I’m gonna tell ya da rite way;
Fuhgedabowdit—
#4 sargevinging
You! You of ALL people gonna correct MY spelling? Fagetaboutit!
Feh
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuhgeddaboudit
ayyy-
Yowah spellin innint dere. Mine is just whatcha call a “regionally distinct” and minah difference.
I spell OK. Typing? Not so good.
YEAH, Whatever
Perhaps we all need better eye and hand coordination exercises to spell better.
Fahgedabowdit.
Oh yeah? Yeah back at ya. I’m negative and I’m increasing your productivity, dang it.
Well, then, Headshaker ought to be the most productive %)%#*&)!+)^#&^*# around.
Shannon,
#11
My thoughts exactly!
/love ya shakey!
Frightening thought…
After reading Unlimited Access and understanding what a witch with a capital “B” Shrillary is, would this make her a productive president?
/digging hole now