Talk about your lucky breaks…
by David Benzion · 02/08/2007 3:07 pmOne day after the entire nation starts gawking at your cross-country-diaper-wearing-tawdry-love-triangle-cat-fight, Anna Nicole Smith drops dead under mysterious circumstances in Florida.
And the brains of cable-network producers explode.
UPDATED–As of 6 PM it’s 2:1 “Anna Nicole Smith” over “Lisa Nowak Astronaut” over at GoogleFights.com.
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It’s a conspiracy, I say! NASA used it’s high-powered scientists using money budgeted by the Bush administration to use its super-duper-secret invisible death ray to provide a distraction so that we won’t find out that the crazed astronaut was really going to Florida to provide information on the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden, not to kill her love rival.
I am still crying from reading the Fark thread on ANS.
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2596715
Will this be like the Marilyn Monroe death where people will argue for years and years that she was murdered?
Quicksilver
Uh, no!
Neocon — Wanna bet?
Hush, y’all. We have to know what Nancy Grace thinks first.
Not to be a web blanket, but she just had a baby not long ago, and I think there is question about the dad. So while she was a joke, this is a sad situation.
It is just that I heard some people predict her death right after her grown son died. They said the babies father would kill her to control the fortune the baby would inherit.
What will the tabloids do now for news? Oh, yeah, I forgot there is still the mystery surrounding her death and what becomes of the baby. Will the real father now get the kid and does he really want it? All of this and more will be generated by the tabloids and entertainment media until other story comes along and knocks Anna Nicole out of her last fifteen minutes of fame.
May God bless her, forgive her, and welcome her
It’s George W. Bush’s fault! Now the “Lust in Space” story will get buried to the 2nd page news.
Trimspa Baby!
Paternity can still be determined even after she has died. In fact, it probably will because the child’s biological father will be first in line to have custody of the child. It will be interesting.
May she rest in peace. Hopefully, she asked God to forgive her of her sins. I certainly hope so.
Momma dont let your babies grow up to be like Anna Nicole!
Well, I think it’s sad what has happened to her…it’s not for me to be a judge of her lifestyle…amongst everything in her life, she was still a mother, and there was no doubt of her love for her children. She was just one part of the tapestry of this life we are all a part of. She wasn’t a murderer…her ‘crime’ in most people’s eyes was that she married a very elderly, very rich man. I don’t think she held a gun at his head to force him to marry her. Let’s not make a joke of her death. In a lot of our opinions she may have been a sandwich short of a picnic…but in truth, there are a lot worse people running around in this world than Anna Nicole Smith.
I may be pennies away from Poverty’s Door but I can still walk through it on my own and not have to be wheeled out feet first on one stretcher and the millions I’ll never be able to spend wheeling along behind me on a second one.
Very Sad. Life of Drama. In the last year — unsettled inheritance suit, son dies, she marries, has baby, paternity suit, Trim Spa & her both named in a lawsuit, alieanted by her family — quite tragic, but tabloid fodder.
But Abe Vigoda is still alive!
http://www.abevigoda.com/ffb.php
The word on the street is he’s the baby’s daddy. Any truth to that?
Greta, Geraldo, et al… they’re going to be all over this like Rosie O’Donnel on a do-nut.
I think I’ll keep the TV off for the next two months…..
Anna Nicole Smith–My favorite civil litigant…..if only for her remark from the witness stand to famous Houston attorney Rusty Harding,
“Screw you, Rusty!!”.
/As seen one evening on ABC 13 news. I couldn’t walk the next day from laughing so hard, simply confirming my wife’s suspicion that I am truly insane.
Every time I see Rusty Hardin on TV, I blurt out, “Screw you, Rusty!!”.
Anna was truly a pathetic Texas icon. May she rest in peace.
#17
All self inflicted.
#21-That’s a pretty cold statement
Cold?
Thats pretty factual.
How was the death of the son self inflicted?
No one said her son killed himself. Read the posts, it helps.
All her problems were self inflicted. And factual too boot.
Who said her son killed himself? Her loss of his death, unless she murdered him or had a hand in it, is not self inflicted.
Poor small town stripper just trying to make a better life for herself (no, I don’t agree with the way she went about it). She got pretty far - more than most.
Squawk-Get real Squawk. It was a cold statement. The post listed everything that happened to her. The death of the son was included. His reply was” all self inflicted” It is what it is. You need to read the post again.
Get real Gadboy
So you want to start a freaking argument over that? Pathetic.
Wasn’t she nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize, but got beat out by Arafat?
I just don’t believe you people…give it a rest! The only one who’s said anything real and positive is Squawk…and I include myself as well!
By your comments, you have made yourselves as bad as you believe her to have been.
I read one story that her deceased son had an inherited heart defect. Inherited from her?
In Vegas right now the next death odds are:
Britney Spears 2-1
Linsey Lohan 4-1
Pam Anderson 10-1
Oh, Paris Hilton is even money.
No, Courtney Love is next.
I’d never sit down in a chair that Courtney Love just got up from.
Yo, Rick Perry….I recently purchased the boat storage place that Dean Corral and Elmer Wayne Henley had rented at Rollover Pass back in the ’70’s. “Killer” deal. I’d like to show it to you sometime…..
oh…nevermind…Y’all need to quit changing your monikers before I go postal on ya!
Her death is not funny. It’s tragic.
Anna Nicole Smith may have been many things, but if she loved the Lord and confessed her sins, she will be in a good place. It is not for us to judge her or anyone else. Just my two centavos.
Just FYI Anna Nicole has surged ahead on GoogleFights….
And I personally am not trying to make fun of the dead but she always did kinda rub me wrong. I do feel sorry for her upheavals but you do have to admit some of her problems weren’t total acts of God. I really feel sorry for the baby. That poor little girl, what she had her in September? So the baby’s like five months?