Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day. Men across the country will be buying fancy dinners, roses, heart-shaped boxes of chocolates, and bottles of perfume.

They’re chumps.

Guys, if you really want to woo that special Juliet, here’s how to get her in the mood:

Tampa’s Lowry Park Zoo calls it the “Wild at Heart” tour. At New York’s Central Park Zoo, it’s “Jungle Love.” San Francisco offers “Woo at the Zoo,” and in Boise, Idaho, it’s possible to enjoy “Wild Love at the Zoo.”

When Valentine’s Day rolls around, zoos around the U.S. have become an unlikely locale for adult-oriented entertainment with risque tours that couple champagne, chocolate-covered strawberries and candlelight dining with impressive facts about how animals mate.

Rrrrowr! Nothing says “I love you” like hot zebra-on-zebra action.

Not to be outdone, our own Houston Zoo is feeling frisky, too:

Looking for a way to spice up your Valentine’s Day celebration this year? Bring your special someone to the Houston Zoo for dinner on February 13 or 14 for the “Go Wild for Love” Valentine’s lectures. Bill Konstant, the Houston Zoo’s Director of Conservation and Science will share an amusing and amazing glimpse into the private lives of animals from around the world.

The menu looks pretty good, but sadly, this event is sold out.

[Hat-tip: LST reader "Nechasin"]