Okay, boys and girls, here’s a very simple test for you to take at the next BrewHaHa™ - go to the restroom before you hop in the car for for the drive home.

The state of New Mexico is trying to cut down on drunken driving by putting motion-sensitive talking urinal cakes in men’s rooms.

The voice in the talking urinal cake is female and, frankly, sounds hot. After hearing it, instead of calling a cab, the guy is liable to ask the urinal cake out for a date.

Ahem. Here’s your sobriety test. If you’re in a men’s room taking a leak and you find yourself taking advice from a talking urinal cake, you should call a cab.

I’m pretty much at a loss for words here and that is unusual. The Wizmark is actually a marketing tool for your business needs based upon:

one unwritten rule of men’s room etiquette; when using a urinal, never stare at the person next to you.

Oh and The Wizmark has an interactive lenticular display, which allows you to present different images as if by magic! Awesome. I’m just hoping they don’t put a mirror on it………

You just don’t mess around like that in Texas, comin’ down here, gettin’ our women folk all riled up like that (that link requires a subscription, a shorter, AP story is here).

Eight dancers, a production manager and a Jake’s Sports Cafe manager were handcuffed and taken to jail amidst a disgruntled crowd of women.

I’m guessin’ that they didn’t have to look too far for handcuffs, know what I mean?

For some of the men in Lubbock, it was the first time they’d heard a bunch of women goin’ nuts and gettin’ ‘cited about things sexual.

At least six officers were present at the performance, watching for anything that would cause “arousal or gratify the sexual desires of a person,” Stevens said.

Which consists of approximately one-half of the Lubbock police force. In preparation for the event, they brought in a specialist known for his expertise in sexual arousal training:

One patron let everyone know how she felt:

“I think that sucks. They’re not even taking their clothes off;

Lone Star Times was able to obtain this exclusive photo of the dancers shortly before they were yanked offstage and thrown in the slammer: