Okay, boys and girls, here’s a very simple test for you to take at the next BrewHaHa™ - go to the restroom before you hop in the car for for the drive home.
The state of New Mexico is trying to cut down on drunken driving by putting motion-sensitive talking urinal cakes in men’s rooms.
The voice in the talking urinal cake is female and, frankly, sounds hot. After hearing it, instead of calling a cab, the guy is liable to ask the urinal cake out for a date.
Ahem. Here’s your sobriety test. If you’re in a men’s room taking a leak and you find yourself taking advice from a talking urinal cake, you should call a cab.
I’m pretty much at a loss for words here and that is unusual. The Wizmark is actually a marketing tool for your business needs based upon:
one unwritten rule of men’s room etiquette; when using a urinal, never stare at the person next to you.
Oh and The Wizmark has an interactive lenticular display, which allows you to present different images as if by magic! Awesome. I’m just hoping they don’t put a mirror on it………
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One of the things I notice in the various “public” restrooms is… was it designed by a normal architect, or a homo architect.
If there are walls/dividers between the urinals, then it was a normal architect. Wide open/no wall between them, then it was a homo architect. I cannot think of any other reason why there would not be a wall between the urinals.
Can we vote to have the talking urinal replace Gov what’s his name? Or how about that carpetbagging union thug we’ve got representing CD 22? I doubt that it could do any better than Queen Shelley or Queen Shelia though.
Ahem, and just who will the bills for all the heart attacks this thingy causes?
Sorry, laughing too hard, forgot to say who will PAY the bills….
Probably going to be a lot of startled, beered up guys whizzing on each other when they turn around to see who’s talking.
GTO: Oh, like y’all don’t do that anyways! :0 This is just weird, I tell ya. Weird.