More Aliens Enter Texas Territory! : Lone Star Times

More Aliens Enter Texas Territory!

by BigJolly · 03/02/2007 4:01 pm

First it was our friends from south of the border that wanted in. Now, it looks like they are coming from much further away:

The sand circles — no crops involved — could be a sign of aliens in the borderland or a not-so-elaborate hoax in a spot of dry riverbed in the Upper Valley of El Paso.

That’s right, we have the Texas version of crop circles. Complete with a pet - sort of.

The circles are next to a subdivision under construction, and bicyclists ride along the river levee as ducks frolic. A stiff dead cat lay on a levee road.

Construction. Bicyclists. Ducks frolicking. Stiff dead cat. You’d think that creatures of superior intelligence would pick a better landing zone.

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10 Responses to “More Aliens Enter Texas Territory!”

ShinerBlonde on March 2nd, 2007 at 4:07 pm

WHo’s the pet - the dead cat or the frolicking ducks?
tedtam on March 2nd, 2007 at 4:10 pm

Damn! Now we’ll have to pay for their education, social security, ….
I Am Iron Man on March 2nd, 2007 at 4:18 pm

They’ve already been here! Aurora crash happened in 1897. One of the little fellas is supposed to be buried in the town cemetary.

http://www.ufocasebook.com/Aurora.html
bigmck on March 2nd, 2007 at 4:20 pm

Oh Good! I can stop by there on the way to Roswell!
I Am Iron Man on March 2nd, 2007 at 4:21 pm

I think he’s buried under the name of Ford Prefect.
I Am Iron Man on March 2nd, 2007 at 4:25 pm

He could also be buried under the name of Agrajag…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minor_characters_from_The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy#Agrajag

In either case, he’s very much dead and doesn’t owe me money.
southerntragedy on March 2nd, 2007 at 4:41 pm

Personally, I am offended that they are calling them aliens. I prefer “immigrant”. They are probably here to do the work that the “other” illegal immigrants won’t want to do when they become legal.
I Am Iron Man on March 2nd, 2007 at 4:44 pm

What, no probing or missing cows?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/920589_54313.jpg
RickG on March 2nd, 2007 at 6:04 pm

7 ST

Maybe that crazy Florida legislator had a point. at least it looks like we’re going to need some phrases to distinguish our illegals. How about:

Illegal space alien
or
Illegal human alien.
RickG on March 2nd, 2007 at 6:17 pm

“You’d think that creatures of superior intelligence would pick a better landing zone.”

Superior intelligence? Hell, they have to pinch us, probe us, drill us, drug us just to figure out how we work.

They can come from billions of miles away and can’t figure out what a —- does?