Diplomatic Ties
by The Panda Man · 03/12/2007 10:37 amLife is tough in the diplomatic corps, with all those meetings, jetting around the globe, and state functions. Oh, and the bondage. The bondage is rough too.
JERUSALEM — The Israeli ambassador to El Salvador has been recalled after he was found drunk, naked and bound in sexual bondage gear in his yard, an official said Monday.
Two weeks ago, El Salvador police found Raphael naked outside his residence, tied up, gagged and drunk, Israeli media reported. He was wearing several sex toys at the time, the media said.
“Mummmbmbmbbb. Mummbmbmbmmmumb. Mmmmbubbubmbmbmb!”
The British Broadcasting Corp. reported that he could identify himself to police only after a rubber ball had been removed from his mouth.
“I said, I’m the Israeli ambassador and we were just re-enacting some scenes from Pulp Fiction and things got out of hand. Could have happened to anyone.”
Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Naw man. I’m pretty f—in’ far from okay.
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I’ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin’ n—–s, who’ll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin’, hillbilly boy? I ain’t through with you by a damn sight. I’ma get medieval on your a**.
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It’s amazing, all you have to do is be a diplomat, politician or rich and you can just about get away with anything. The liberal media is an accomplice in all this. They determine your future as far as how much press time you get and how much spin your situation gets. Be a Republican and your screwed no matter who you are. Ah, the “double standard” is alive and well. A perfect example is JFK and his supposed Camelot scenario. Look at Bill Clinton and he can thank the liberal press. There are plenty of examples.
I’m almost speechless. You kinda expect people in these sorts of positions to be above reproach. Sort of like U.S. President.
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Heh heh, heh heh, you said “positions,” heh heh, heh heh.
No! No! No! It couldn’t have happened to anyone! Me, for instance. It couldn’t have happened to me.
His nickname wasn’t “The Gimp”, was it?
Can you imagine his parentsat a dinner party bragging that their son is the amabassador and the next morning……..
“Wearing” the toys?
Oh, never mind.
I agree with Shannon. Using sex toys I can see, but wearing them? Nah! What is happening to our society if this is the forefront of the news?