It seems that the world is beginning to wake up to the greatest scam perpetrated in at least the last 100 years, if not all of human history:
Canada, one of the signatories to the Kyoto Protocol in 2004, has reneged on its commitments. Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has referred to the Kyoto Protocol as a “socialist scheme designed to suck money out of rich countries.”
…
The President of the Czech Republic stated openly his belief that the human-caused global warming issue is a “myth,” adding it is “green ideology and environmentalism, which can be identified as the incarnation of leftism.”
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Industry, particularly in Germany, is expressing concern. Lufthansa International Airlines CEO Wolfgang Mayrhuber reacted strongly to the imposition of the EU Emissions Trading Scheme, threatening to move some airline hub operations to Switzerland, which is not an EU member.
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Sayonara, Kyoto!
#13 Big, I was wondering about that hypocrisy. Bush fires eight US attorneys and Dems start congressional investigations fueled by endless speculation by the DLWM. Clinton fires all 93 US attorneys and nary a word is printed. And nary a new creation from Acronym Boy, either.
Well, I see where the first Mexican President, George W. Bush, is in Mexico for discussions about drugs and immigration. I have obtained a copy of their agenda and summarized it into my “Top Ten” list of objectives:
1) How to better protect the drug smugglers from being shot by the border patrol.
2) How to better protect the illegal aliens so that they can become “cheap labor” in the US.
3) Grant Constitutional rights to the drug smugglers and illegal aliens.
4) Learn the customs and traditions of Mexico so that they can be better implimented in the US.
5) Get some teachers for the “Spanish Only” schools in the US.
6) Get some “qualified and educated” cheap labor for the US.
7) Erase the border and use that “wall” money for bridges.
Get more “taco stands” for other US cities.
9) Try to out “PR” Hugo Chavez by offerring more foreign aid.
10) Get Mexico’s opinion on the Dimwit’s plan for amnesty so that the US can become a better Mexico.
Atwood said there was some irony that a trip to call attention to global warming was scuttled in part by extreme cold temperatures.
“They were experiencing temperatures that weren’t expected with global warming,” Atwood said. “But one of the things we see with global warming is unpredictability.”
Now this is just getting silly. But I hope they keep it up. The sillier they look the sooner we quit wasting resources on a myth.
global warming is not a myth, think we call the planet mother earth. She has times where she is hot and where she is cold just like a woman. that and it is unpredictable just like a woman. Add to it that it is always changing its appearance, just like a woman. Does any of this surprise you?
/ducking under the table to avoid the barage coming from Neo, ST, and the others….
I slept with Mother Earth last night. Hot flashes, kicking all the covers off the bed, complaining then that she is freezing - it was like riding out a hurricane.
bweldon, global warming isn’t a myth. Manmade global warming is. Speaking of “Mother Earth”, a couple of years ago I ran across this spoof on James Walcott, who loves destructive hurricanes, discussing the impending hurricane season that was to be worse than ‘05:
Yes, righteous Gaia has loaded up her sacred vagina with ping pong balls of hurricanes to launch at Jesus loving Republicans who deserve death more than any other creature on earth.
James Wolcott defies the broad range of words in our language when trying to describe him. He has even surpassed being a caricature of himself. His blog is so ridiculous you would think that Ann Coulter is writing it as satire.
Rall and Wolcott, arguably had a hint of intelligence at some point, much like a certain rider of rails we’re familiar with. But their vitriolic rantings have turned them into lunatics. Babs and the Rotund One were born morons and remain so today, they’re just famous morons now.
Terrorists Proving Harder to Profile
European Officials Say Traits of Suspected Islamic Extremists Are Constantly Shifting
So residents of this 900-year-old river town were thrown for a loop last year when Bouchra El-Hor, now 24, appeared in a British courtroom wearing handcuffs under an all-encompassing black veil. Prosecutors said she had covered up plans for a terrorist attack and wrote a letter offering to sacrifice herself and her infant son as martyrs.
well it on 9-11-07 it will be 6 years since it happened and we cant stop terrorists at our boarder.
the dems are right - bring the troops home and vote for no new out of country deployments untill the boarder is secure. bring the troops home from all over the world .
It was my impression that the US Attorneys serve at the whim of the President. It does not matter why he fired them, he can fire them at any time for reason or no reason. More Democratic witch hunts afoot.
That being said, I do not know why Gonzales would cancel a trip over this. Either W or Gonzales should march into the hearings and say, “We fired them. We can do so with or without cause or reason. We do not have to justify it to you. So, what are you going to do about it?” The hearing would end right there.
#40 It was jusst reported that he is giving a news conference admitting that mistakes were made. The mistake was not doing it years ago like Clinton did when he fired all 93. Typical BS.
One-way bipartisanship rears its ugly head again. Some folks don’t learn, you can’t be bipartisan with the likes of Reid, Pelosi and Kennedy. Someone, anyone in this administration (besides Cheney; he has no problem) needs to grow some stones and tell ‘em to piss up a rope.
#45 Whether they are blood-thirsty savages or not, they are terribly inferior warriors–a la the Spartans holding them off at Thermopylae, Alexander slaughtering them while building his empire, and Saddam fending them off in the 1980s. Unless they get nukes, they are nothing to fear.
#44 Too bad we don’t have the ability to call for early elections. The whole bunch are gonadless invertbrates. You are right about Cheney though, says what he thinks.
SC, the sad thing is Cheney is part of the dying breed of politicians, those who are plain talkers. We need to find a new generation of these type of people and get them in office.
I have frequently called GW a traitor. It has been called rhetoric. Maybe. Jorge wants to work for the mexican people at fixing the illegals issue and not uphold his Oath to the Constitution.
“My pledge to you and your government, but more important to the people of Mexico, is I’ll work as hard as I possibly can to pass comprehensive immigration reform,”
#49 - I agree. There’s something about the man that says what he thinks. It doesn’t have to be mean or obscene. I’m reminded of Reagan, when a reporter asked him what his strategy for fighting the cold war was. “Simple” he said. “We win, they lose.” What the heck else needs to be said?
The inimitable Frank J. at IMAO blog lists the real reasons why former Senator Fred Thompson should be President or Emperor or, perhaps, Ruler of the Universe. Just one reason on his list:
“Fred Thompson once stood on our south border and glared at Mexico. There was no illegal immigration for a month.”
Calderon has lambasted the fence — a mix of physical and high-tech barriers. He likens it to the Berlin Wall, and argues that both countries need to improve Mexico’s economy to lessen the desire to seek work in the United States.
Before their talks, Calderon had a tough message for Bush: The United States must do more to solve thorny issues of drug-trafficking and immigration.
He was gentler at Bush’s side, but with the same message.
“We fully respect the right that the government and the people of the United States has to decide within its territory what will be best for their concerns and security,” he said as he welcomed Bush. “But at the same time we do consider in a respectful way that” migration can’t be stopped with a fence.
Fred Thompson took over what was Al Gore’s Senate seat, thereby dramatically reducing the Senate’s carbon footprint. Fred Thompson then created carbon offset offsets by wastefully burning hippies.
“Fred Thompson can know both the exact position and momentum of a particle. Furthermore, he knows Schroedinger’s cat is dead because he personally strangled it.”
There once was a man named Fred,
That every liberal did dread.
At his glare they would drop -
Their hearts would just stop!
Liberals have him seeing red!
A new president we so sorely need,
A conservative of strong hardy breed –
To fill this big spot,
Vacillate we cannot!
Fred Thompson ahead with all speed!
Aw, who am I kidding? In 2008 Hillary is going to become Supreme Dragon Lady and all us rednecks will wind up in the UN death camps to subsist on boiled rocks and be human guinea pigs in scientific experiments run by the bass player of R.E.M. such as “What is the reaction of the redneck to a Margaret Cho cable special while I jump up and down on his testicles on a pogo stick while dressed up Julianne Moore in ‘Far From Heaven’?”. But that’s allright, we won’t even know the difference. Once you’ve made it through four years of Jimmy Carter in the White House anything is an improvement.
Mr. Wiskerfish: I have sent you 2 e-mails with no reply. I am deeply hurt. (and you may not get a batch of “preserves” come canning season!) o.k., that was an idle threat….
Thanks, my engineer soul is now at peace with all of the timelines now merged into one.
My watch was bipolar untill I found the manual and re-discovered how to change the analog time. The dang menu is as complex as the one for the TV and recorder. Sheesh, I’ll need a programmers manual to wash clothes, cook food, turn the lights on and off, wash dishes and…you get the picture.
I’ve given up on car computers. When the light comes on, I just head over to Rick’s Hi-Tech and supervise the use of his $20,000 diagnostic center.
They even have a computerized tester for the battery and charging system. My battery died overnight last month. After poking around with my meter, and getting the van started with my ancient charger/booster, I got it over there and told them one cell had shorted. It was under warrenty, so they spent 20 min or so running their tester. Cool machine. My 5 min test was verified. At least I know the alternator is good also. And the trip was free!
What is next??? I am being swamped by tech overload. I went from designing the Dam tings to having my life dominated by them.
That isn’t a booger in his beard, it’s preserves he is saving in there to last till the next jar is made and southerntragedy brings them to a BrewHaHa™.
Oh, did I forget to mention that you don’t get a refill until you return my jar? OOOPPS! I’ll be expecting some back at the pig races on Friday. I KNOW who you are!
Who’s in for Friday? I am sure I will be beyond fashionably late since I have to work until 6 and it starts at 6…sigh….
A “pezgato thang” too!!!! Ewwwwww Nasty. I’m sure there is some ointment that will clear that up. Won’t cure it but it will be sent into remission.
BTW I have two kids that are grown but the one thing I never could finger out was yizzit that littel kids, you know, under 7 years of age always want to give kisses when they have “lunch” hanging out of their nose?
Domo arigato, Mr. PezGato, domo…domo
Domo arigato, Mr. PezGato, domo…domo
Domo arigato, Mr. PezGato, domo…domo
Thank you very much, Mr. PezGato
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. PezGato
For anyone still awake, here’s news from Michael Yon. Fox has agreed to publish his Iraq frontline news on their front page. This is amazing! Thank you Fox!
And remember, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t wipe your friends on the back of the couch.
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it’s Turkish delight on a moonlit night
Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you’ve a date in Constantinople
She’ll be waiting in Istanbul
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can’t say
People just liked it better that way
So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can’t go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works
That’s nobody’s business but the Turks
It’s been all happening and I’ve not been here! Damn! A friend popped over and we got stuck into a couple of bottles of wine, cheese, salami, olives and crackers…but…we had a great time and lots of laughs and terrific conversation!
Saying Turkey was Persia is like saying Ireland was Rome. It may have been part of the Roman Empire but it was still Ireland. Turkey may have been part of the Persian Empire at one time but it was still Turkey.
#129 - Round one just blew through here. Looks like 2, 3, 4 and 5 are loaded up in Gaia’s sacred pitching machine ready to slam all us global climate change deniers over the next few hours.
#132 - Heh. I think there was a Stevie Wonder song about that.
I just couldn’t resist this and I need to go to bed, but this one is for DJ. Frank J has the inside scoop on Nancy and the Dems planning exit from Iraq:
Lucky ducks, Squawk! I adore rain…I wish it would pelt down here right now. In saying that…today has been a beautiful day here…perfect late summer, early autumn weather.
I posted this late last night when most sensible people were sleeping. This is the true, unfiltered story on how Nancy Pelosi and Democratic leadership devised their plan for surrendering in Iraq:
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Too easy
I do need to get a life though….
You wonder why I shake my head™
Mexico objects to alleged border incursion over fire
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0307BorderIncursion07-ON.html
Mexico objects to alleged border incursion over fire
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0307BorderIncursion07-ON.html
You wonder why I shake my head™
#2…you said it…not me…
Mawnin blogoshperians……….
Back atchew Katfish!
Hey guys anybody here watch this?
http://www.jesusfamilytomb.com/
Kinda of gives a new spin to Easter.
I’d like to see Ruth Bader Ginsberg in that uniform…
#3 Mr. Headford
http://lonestartimes.com/2007/03/07/us-quashes-fire-mexico-whines/
RIP Ernie “Big Cat” Ladd
Weasels are continuing to eat my flesh daily. How long until Congress goes on spring break or something?
It seems that the world is beginning to wake up to the greatest scam perpetrated in at least the last 100 years, if not all of human history:
http://frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=27303
The DLWM is showing their short memory again:
White House mulled firing all prosecutors
By LARA JAKES JORDAN and DEB RIECHMANN, Associated Press Writers
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070313/ap_on_go_co/congress_prosecutors
They seem to have forgotten that Clinton fired ALL of Bush 41’st U. S. Attorneys.
#13 Big, I was wondering about that hypocrisy. Bush fires eight US attorneys and Dems start congressional investigations fueled by endless speculation by the DLWM. Clinton fires all 93 US attorneys and nary a word is printed. And nary a new creation from Acronym Boy, either.
Viacom is suing Google over You Tube content. Google stock up - Viacom stock in the tank - Google wins. You heard it here first.
Well, I see where the first Mexican President, George W. Bush, is in Mexico for discussions about drugs and immigration. I have obtained a copy of their agenda and summarized it into my “Top Ten” list of objectives:
1) How to better protect the drug smugglers from being shot by the border patrol.
2) How to better protect the illegal aliens so that they can become “cheap labor” in the US.
3) Grant Constitutional rights to the drug smugglers and illegal aliens.
4) Learn the customs and traditions of Mexico so that they can be better implimented in the US.
5) Get some teachers for the “Spanish Only” schools in the US.
6) Get some “qualified and educated” cheap labor for the US.
7) Erase the border and use that “wall” money for bridges.
9) Try to out “PR” Hugo Chavez by offerring more foreign aid.
10) Get Mexico’s opinion on the Dimwit’s plan for amnesty so that the US can become a better Mexico.
I think this sounds about right!!!!
Bigjolly, you are a sick, sick man
#4 those BP agents better get Lawyers now Johnny Sutton is licking his lips already.
how about this to chew on…
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/03/13/congress.prosecutors.ap/index.html
would we be having the problems with the border agents and all if this had happened
#14 & #15
Paul Mirengroff is a D.C. attorney and one third of the team which writes the Powerline blog. Here is his short take on the AAG firings:
http://powerlineblog.com/archives/017018.php
Good letter…why we are in Iraq.
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2007/03/a_recipe_for_failure.html
Sometimes we Cull the Herd and sometimes they just go back home:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070312/ap_on_sc/polar_trek_1
Now this is just getting silly. But I hope they keep it up. The sillier they look the sooner we quit wasting resources on a myth.
Hamous,
global warming is not a myth, think we call the planet mother earth. She has times where she is hot and where she is cold just like a woman. that and it is unpredictable just like a woman. Add to it that it is always changing its appearance, just like a woman. Does any of this surprise you?
/ducking under the table to avoid the barage coming from Neo, ST, and the others….
#22, #23, You couldn’t make this stuff up if you tried. Like they say “dont f with Mother Nature”.
#24 BW
I slept with Mother Earth last night. Hot flashes, kicking all the covers off the bed, complaining then that she is freezing - it was like riding out a hurricane.
check this crap out… The DZ’s dropped the ball when it comes to showing what true social responsability is all about
javascript:cnnVideo(’play’,'/video/us/2007/03/12/opp.sorority.cnn’,'2007/03/26′);
oops here is the link…
Video: Image-obsessed sorority gets boot
bweldon, global warming isn’t a myth. Manmade global warming is. Speaking of “Mother Earth”, a couple of years ago I ran across this spoof on James Walcott, who loves destructive hurricanes, discussing the impending hurricane season that was to be worse than ‘05:
#25 BWeldon: I actually think you hit the nail on the head. See? We CAN be unpredictable! heh heh!
RE: #29 video. Wow! I’m speechless. Lawsuit perhaps?
James Wolcott defies the broad range of words in our language when trying to describe him. He has even surpassed being a caricature of himself. His blog is so ridiculous you would think that Ann Coulter is writing it as satire.
#32 - Exactly. I’d put Ted Rall in that category too.
Hamous,
You can add Babs and Michael Moorer to that list as well
Rall and Wolcott, arguably had a hint of intelligence at some point, much like a certain rider of rails we’re familiar with. But their vitriolic rantings have turned them into lunatics. Babs and the Rotund One were born morons and remain so today, they’re just famous morons now.
Terrorists Proving Harder to Profile
European Officials Say Traits of Suspected Islamic Extremists Are Constantly Shifting
So residents of this 900-year-old river town were thrown for a loop last year when Bouchra El-Hor, now 24, appeared in a British courtroom wearing handcuffs under an all-encompassing black veil. Prosecutors said she had covered up plans for a terrorist attack and wrote a letter offering to sacrifice herself and her infant son as martyrs.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/11/AR2007031101618.html
Terrorists want to kill us. Just because. Never forget!
Instead of trying to put out the fire, the border agents should have put up big fans and tried to burn it down.
well it on 9-11-07 it will be 6 years since it happened and we cant stop terrorists at our boarder.
the dems are right - bring the troops home and vote for no new out of country deployments untill the boarder is secure. bring the troops home from all over the world .
washington idiots fix the boarder!!!!
Good video - suprisingly:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/03/01/60minutes/main2528226.shtml
Click on the video.
#20, 21
It was my impression that the US Attorneys serve at the whim of the President. It does not matter why he fired them, he can fire them at any time for reason or no reason. More Democratic witch hunts afoot.
That being said, I do not know why Gonzales would cancel a trip over this. Either W or Gonzales should march into the hearings and say, “We fired them. We can do so with or without cause or reason. We do not have to justify it to you. So, what are you going to do about it?” The hearing would end right there.
#40 It was jusst reported that he is giving a news conference admitting that mistakes were made. The mistake was not doing it years ago like Clinton did when he fired all 93. Typical BS.
Why would they admit something like that?! His press conference should have laid it out verbatim what I wrote.
I think this all just proves how dumb W actually is–i.e. admitting a mistake where no admission of such is warranted.
One-way bipartisanship rears its ugly head again. Some folks don’t learn, you can’t be bipartisan with the likes of Reid, Pelosi and Kennedy. Someone, anyone in this administration (besides Cheney; he has no problem) needs to grow some stones and tell ‘em to piss up a rope.
The Iranians are upset at the movie 300. They say it depicts them as blood thirsty savages.
ANYONE CARE that the Iranians got their feelings hurt?
#45 Whether they are blood-thirsty savages or not, they are terribly inferior warriors–a la the Spartans holding them off at Thermopylae, Alexander slaughtering them while building his empire, and Saddam fending them off in the 1980s. Unless they get nukes, they are nothing to fear.
#44 Too bad we don’t have the ability to call for early elections. The whole bunch are gonadless invertbrates. You are right about Cheney though, says what he thinks.
#47 Actually, I take back the early elections. There is noone in the race yet worth voting for.
SC, the sad thing is Cheney is part of the dying breed of politicians, those who are plain talkers. We need to find a new generation of these type of people and get them in office.
I have frequently called GW a traitor. It has been called rhetoric. Maybe. Jorge wants to work for the mexican people at fixing the illegals issue and not uphold his Oath to the Constitution.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070313/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/bush_latin_america
“My pledge to you and your government, but more important to the people of Mexico, is I’ll work as hard as I possibly can to pass comprehensive immigration reform,”
Sleep tight!
#49 - I agree. There’s something about the man that says what he thinks. It doesn’t have to be mean or obscene. I’m reminded of Reagan, when a reporter asked him what his strategy for fighting the cold war was. “Simple” he said. “We win, they lose.” What the heck else needs to be said?
#50 He did the same thing in Guatamala. The only comprehensive immigration reform I can go for is stop it all. At least for now.
The inimitable Frank J. at IMAO blog lists the real reasons why former Senator Fred Thompson should be President or Emperor or, perhaps, Ruler of the Universe. Just one reason on his list:
“Fred Thompson once stood on our south border and glared at Mexico. There was no illegal immigration for a month.”
http://www.imao.us/archives/007449.html
Now I can agree with Fred Thompson as president.
Bring him on!
More from Jorges meeting with Calderoni
Calderon has lambasted the fence — a mix of physical and high-tech barriers. He likens it to the Berlin Wall, and argues that both countries need to improve Mexico’s economy to lessen the desire to seek work in the United States.
Before their talks, Calderon had a tough message for Bush: The United States must do more to solve thorny issues of drug-trafficking and immigration.
He was gentler at Bush’s side, but with the same message.
“We fully respect the right that the government and the people of the United States has to decide within its territory what will be best for their concerns and security,” he said as he welcomed Bush. “But at the same time we do consider in a respectful way that” migration can’t be stopped with a fence.
#51 That’s great. I agree with DJ. Bring him on.
OOPs 53
#53
LMAO!
That almost sounds like an invitation.
These are good!
“Fred Thompson can know both the exact position and momentum of a particle. Furthermore, he knows Schroedinger’s cat is dead because he personally strangled it.”
Of course that may be a deal-breaker for Kittycat
Hamous, my personal favorite from the list:
“When terrorists get to the afterlife, they’ll find that none of their seventy-two women are still virgins. Why? Because of Fred Thompson.”
There once was a man named Fred,
That every liberal did dread.
At his glare they would drop -
Their hearts would just stop!
Liberals have him seeing red!
A new president we so sorely need,
A conservative of strong hardy breed –
To fill this big spot,
Vacillate we cannot!
Fred Thompson ahead with all speed!
You couldn’t pay me enough to go to the Beijing Olympics. This will be verrry interesting indeed (to watch from affar).
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2007/03/thousands_riot_in_china.html
The spectacle may not be limited to the Olympic venues.
Fred Thompson, a man he is –
A man above all men!
His eyes are more than eagle’s
And his knowledge beyond our ken.
His backbone of thick steel is made,
And with his own bare hands
He bends steel and pulls it out
And makes it into bands.
Taller than ten normal men,
He sees all things men do,
And is quick to strike them down
When evil is done, ‘tis true.
And to him the weak do cry and turn
When truly it is they need,
The frightened kittens he pulls from trees
And the innocent prisoner is freed.
Women swoon at mere sight of him
So powerful is his mien!
Around him every female feels
Safe is his power supreme!
So do not be careless with your thoughts –
Nor evil mind or crass!
Or you will find Fred Thompson there
To kick your bleepin’ a$$!
My muse went into high gear at the mere thought of Fred for President!
There once was a man from Nantucket …
#66 Hamous
Go for it! You can do it!
Uh, you don’t wanna hear that one
#66 Nah, that’s Kennedy isn’t it?
HAL won’t even let me quote any of this. After all, he ate my last post…Squawk???
http://www.acidlogic.com/im_fredthompson.htm
We’ll try this again. You could not pay me enough to go to the Beijing Olympics.
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2007/03/thousands_riot_in_china.html
I predict NASTY.
This one is good!
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i16083&rating=5#rati
ng
#73
marc
LMAO yes it was good.
Thompson has entered the blogsphere.
http://www.alphapatriot.com/home/archives/2007/03/13/fred_thompson_perhaps.php
Squawk, Is there NO-ONE at LST that knows how to change the friggin time? Someone needs to get hold of WordPress Tech assistence and ask.
from marc’s #71.
76
I think he should leave it as is. I really get off on this dual space/time continuum stuff.
Who’da thunk it ? Tennessee Truffles !?
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2007/03/tennessee_truffles_the_good_ne.html
#79 Yeah, but now we’ll have to import those special truffle-smelling pigs from France.
Hmmm I wonder of the hands moved on the clock?
Yep that fixed it.
Back to work I say. Back Back.
Ok I’m goin for cryin out loud. Sheesh
He’s aaaliiive! He’s aaaliiive!
YIKES - okok who do I sue for my lost hour?
The moderator giveth
The moderator taketh away.
If everyone behaves I might give the hour back around November or so.
Mr. Wiskerfish: I have sent you 2 e-mails with no reply. I am deeply hurt. (and you may not get a batch of “preserves” come canning season!) o.k., that was an idle threat….
Hey
Felis domestica cold-blooded aquatic vertebrate
I am holding your hour for ransom or till the next begathon at which time I will auction it off to the highest bidder.
no PRESERVES??
*slashes wrists*
#87 hey dats Mister PezGato to you!
HEH
(a customer actually came up with this version)
caffish
Pezgato? Damn check to see if you got a booger in your beard man.
Squawk,
Thanks, my engineer soul is now at peace with all of the timelines now merged into one.
My watch was bipolar untill I found the manual and re-discovered how to change the analog time. The dang menu is as complex as the one for the TV and recorder. Sheesh, I’ll need a programmers manual to wash clothes, cook food, turn the lights on and off, wash dishes and…you get the picture.
I’ve given up on car computers. When the light comes on, I just head over to Rick’s Hi-Tech and supervise the use of his $20,000 diagnostic center.
They even have a computerized tester for the battery and charging system. My battery died overnight last month. After poking around with my meter, and getting the van started with my ancient charger/booster, I got it over there and told them one cell had shorted. It was under warrenty, so they spent 20 min or so running their tester. Cool machine. My 5 min test was verified. At least I know the alternator is good also. And the trip was free!
What is next??? I am being swamped by tech overload. I went from designing the Dam tings to having my life dominated by them.
#90
Squawk
That isn’t a booger in his beard, it’s preserves he is saving in there to last till the next jar is made and southerntragedy brings them to a BrewHaHa™.
#92 *hand on hip*
Oh I see how yew R miss thang!
#93 - Ok, now that’s an image I didn’t need stuck in my twisted head!
#92 Emme: ROFLMAO!!
Oh, did I forget to mention that you don’t get a refill until you return my jar? OOOPPS! I’ll be expecting some back at the pig races on Friday. I KNOW who you are!
Who’s in for Friday? I am sure I will be beyond fashionably late since I have to work until 6 and it starts at 6…sigh….
#93
Katfish
For you “Mister PezGato” that is “Ms Thang” :))
A “pezgato thang” too!!!! Ewwwwww Nasty. I’m sure there is some ointment that will clear that up. Won’t cure it but it will be sent into remission.
BTW I have two kids that are grown but the one thing I never could finger out was yizzit that littel kids, you know, under 7 years of age always want to give kisses when they have “lunch” hanging out of their nose?
Boogers. The original nose candy. Makes great glue too.
Squawkie, glad to have you back! (but that was icky..)
Domo arigato, Mr. PezGato, domo…domo
Domo arigato, Mr. PezGato, domo…domo
Domo arigato, Mr. PezGato, domo…domo
Thank you very much, Mr. PezGato
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. PezGato
100th?
Darn!
I got 100 too. Ha!!!
I’m not playin’ with y’all anymore tonite….
/slams door hard
Essss Teee
You got kids. Didn’t your little ones want to give you a kiss and hug when the green river was flowing?
/sticks tongue out at Esss Teee
Actually Persia was Turkey at the time Iran had nothing to do with the 300
Yes Squawk, but I told them they could give me a hug, (’cause their nose was nasty!) I couldn’t afford to get sick, don’t cha know!
Now they have mono, and they don’t want nuthin’ to do with ME. Now I get a pat on MY back…
Night all!
EPJ
Persia is Iran….Iran was Persia. Not Turkey.
The Persian Empire encompassed parts of Turkey, Western Asia, Central Asia and the Caucasus.
I’ve given up shaking my head…nothing surprises me anymore!
Turkey was Turkministan
G’day sunny (I think).
Are we such a sorry lot?
Turkey was Persia
For anyone still awake, here’s news from Michael Yon. Fox has agreed to publish his Iraq frontline news on their front page. This is amazing! Thank you Fox!
http://www.michaelyon-online.com/wp/ernie-is-dead.htm
I am contributing $500 to keep him going. Least I can do since he is a real and unbiased look at conditions on the ground. God keep you Michael Yon!
Maybe in your little world Eric.
Iran was Persia. I learned that fact in high school.
Google is your friend…. In the meantime
what was left of the mighty persian empire is found in Iran
“The Persian empire has become what we know today as Persia or more commonly, Iran.”
but it was mainly Turkey their close proximity in ancient times was the cause of war (and it is still today) over the islands off of Greece
Over here do not call it the PERSIAN Gulf, why, because Turkey according to the GCC people is ancient Persia much hated and reveiled by true Arabs
go figure - I just try to get along
Ilike my little world - I am always right and every one says tell us another Eric
Eric
Iran was is Persia. Persia was is Iran. Period end of story.
I am not going ot argue chicken/egg stuff. Iran was/is historical Persia.
And remember, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t wipe your friends on the back of the couch.
Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Now it’s Turkish delight on a moonlit night
Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you’ve a date in Constantinople
She’ll be waiting in Istanbul
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
Why they changed it I can’t say
People just liked it better that way
So take me back to Constantinople
No, you can’t go back to Constantinople
Been a long time gone, Constantinople
Why did Constantinople get the works
That’s nobody’s business but the Turks
It’s been all happening and I’ve not been here! Damn! A friend popped over and we got stuck into a couple of bottles of wine, cheese, salami, olives and crackers…but…we had a great time and lots of laughs and terrific conversation!
Iran is in Iran
Turkey is in Persia
Uless it MOVED during ancient times to border greece them MOVED back
My Christopher Columbus elementary history book and some stupid homer simpson Odyessy must have had me fooled all this time
Iran simply did not exist as a functioning state in the time of Spartus
America did not exist as a state back then either
Neither was china, Russia, insert every other country existing today but greece, Turkey (Persia) Syria, and Egypt (well Rome if we must)
Persia was Bulgaria, Turkey, Iraq, Iran, Kurdistan, Armenia and parts of Georgia
It was a really long time ago
My Point is Iran has Persian roots just like we have cherokee roots, not real relevant today
The Persians were killed off
Here Eric
Go argue with about 1,920,000 sources
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=History+of+Persia
Saying Turkey was Persia is like saying Ireland was Rome. It may have been part of the Roman Empire but it was still Ireland. Turkey may have been part of the Persian Empire at one time but it was still Turkey.
Be careful Squawkie. He was a history teacher too.
Ahh crap and all I was a rocket scientist brain surgeon turned trucker.
Squawk
I can clear my day…….
Turkey was the centerpoint of Persian at one time was the Capital of both the Muslim world and the Christian world
The Spartans fought Persia in Persia not in Iran
I guess my point was that Iran has about as much claim to being Persian as Ireland has to be Roman
Turkey was not occupied by Persia it was Persia
My Elementary School Book Said so so I’m sticking with it
Holy crap the weather is bad here in the sticks. Hope y’all are Ok.
Eric go argue with Google OK.
I’m hearing this.
Roflmao
Lake Travis is up 10 feet from the last two days rain.
Sweet.
Go Nancy Pelosi. Finish GWs hard work. Lets crash this beotch and start from scratch!
God bless.
#129 - Round one just blew through here. Looks like 2, 3, 4 and 5 are loaded up in Gaia’s sacred pitching machine ready to slam all us global climate change deniers over the next few hours.
#132 - Heh. I think there was a Stevie Wonder song about that.
It is good to be back btw. Being sick made me sick.
Yeah I just checked the ol’ weather rock outside and it says we are screwed here for weather for quite a while longer.
#113…not at all, Marc…or I wouldn’t be here! Or, perhaps it’s like water…water finds it’s own leve!
#136…Squawk…my weather rock said “Rock it!”…so I am…whether the weather wants to screw me or not…I care not! I’m along for the ride!
Whoops…”level” even in #136! Am I drowning or not??
I just couldn’t resist this and I need to go to bed, but this one is for DJ. Frank J has the inside scoop on Nancy and the Dems planning exit from Iraq:
http://www.imao.us/archives/007443.html
Sunny
It is raining so hard
/How hard is it raining?
The frogs are riding piggyback on the ducks.
For those who missed this earlier, The earth godess g-whatever has us surounded. Plea for help from Katy, TX!
http://www.katyweather.com/Lightning/RealTimeLightningDetection/tabid/57/Default.aspx
Lucky ducks, Squawk!
I adore rain…I wish it would pelt down here right now. In saying that…today has been a beautiful day here…perfect late summer, early autumn weather.
Squawk
just playing with you glad you are feeling better
I posted this late last night when most sensible people were sleeping. This is the true, unfiltered story on how Nancy Pelosi and Democratic leadership devised their plan for surrendering in Iraq:
http://www.imao.us/archives/007443.html
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Go here:
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