Easy money : Lone Star Times

Easy money

by Matt Bramanti · 03/29/2007 10:59 am

Are you a woman?

Work for a small business?

Use a laptop computer?

How’d ya like to make $90 bucks?

Here are the details:

Woman ages 25-40 who work for a small businesses (approximately 9-25 employees) are needed for a computer software usability test. Must not have participated in a focus group or product test in the past 6 months.

90 minute interviews will take place at Hill Research in The Woodlands on either April 3, 4, or 5.

Call 281-363-3840 ext. 126 and leave a message, or email your interest to info@hillresearch.com. Please give the name of your company and two good phone numbers where you can be reached. There is a short phone interview to see if you qualify.

If you are selected and participate, you will be paid a $90 honorarium. Even if you know you don’t qualify, feel free to refer someone you know who does.

And regardless of your gender, age or employment status, feel free to go to www.hillfocus.com to register in our confidential database. Information is kept strictly confidential and is never used for marketing purposes. Registered participants are first to be contacted for future projects for which they are a good fit.

I’m registered… just waiting to get called for the “pizza and beer” focus groups.

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26 Responses to “Easy money”

Big45Iron on March 29th, 2007 at 11:01 am

It it’s on the weekend, I’ll cross dress for $90, lol!
Robert on March 29th, 2007 at 11:06 am

So Matt, what is your commission or are you just looking for “pizza and beer” money??
Matt 'Zilla' Bramanti, CPO™ on March 29th, 2007 at 11:18 am

Heh, no commission. I just thought y’all would want easy money.
southerntragedy on March 29th, 2007 at 11:23 am

1st I got jypped from the restaurant survey and now this? Harumph! (they don’t require an I.D., do they?)
hamous on March 29th, 2007 at 11:24 am

What if you’re a lesbian trapped in a man’s body?
EricPJohnson on March 29th, 2007 at 11:51 am

Curious, what would men get paid?
Robert on March 29th, 2007 at 12:11 pm

I learned this from the Clinton “war room”:

Is there any truth to the rumor that the reason they want women is because they are more likely to buy into any service they might offer after the test?
David Benzion on March 29th, 2007 at 12:36 pm

There are no products or services offered after the test… this is legitimate, straight-up market research. The researchers want to study the reactions of target consumers to a product currently under development.
I Am Iron Man on March 29th, 2007 at 12:58 pm

Man, maybe I can rent the War Department out for the day….
http://www.punisher-art.com/misc_art/sketches/lady_punishers/she_hulk_punisher.jpg

It’ll keep her off MY back!
Robert on March 29th, 2007 at 1:00 pm

We all know there are no strings attached. We just having some fun at your expense (I mean income).
Smacktle on March 29th, 2007 at 1:17 pm

I’ll pay $90 just so Big45 won’t crossdress:

http://www.mystickreweofsatyricon.com/toga2002/alwaysthebridesmaid.jpg
I Am Iron Man on March 29th, 2007 at 1:34 pm

Will it be anything like this?
http://www.killerclips.com/clip.php?id=37&qid=1803&PHPSESSID=d23b3e145b1e3dc5ff4452efd695265a

The scene in Ghostbusters with Dr Venkman the effects of negative reinforcement on ESP ability?
Big45Iron on March 29th, 2007 at 1:39 pm

Do I hear $180?
I Am Iron Man on March 29th, 2007 at 1:49 pm

Big

You gotta wear this…..
http://www.csu.edu.au/division/marketing/tms/T101/Circusoz.jpg
Big45Iron on March 29th, 2007 at 2:01 pm

Iron, I believe that pic belongs to GimmeMyTinFoilHat.
Big45Iron on March 29th, 2007 at 2:05 pm

If I’m going to do it for money, I’m going to look at least as good as these guys:

http://www.patrickswayze.net/Movies/wong12.jpg
I Am Iron Man on March 29th, 2007 at 2:18 pm

Probably gotta shave in places that ain’t never been shaved ‘afore. Forget it…..
Big45Iron on March 29th, 2007 at 2:22 pm

I’m still waiting for the $180 or $270 bids.
hamous on March 29th, 2007 at 3:01 pm

C’mon guys let’s take up a collection. I’ve met Big. Trust me. You do not want to see him in drag!
american woman on March 29th, 2007 at 3:04 pm

ok it says you have to have a lap top… is this a computer or a lap….. top? hehe I don’t want any cross-dressin, 230 lb man sittin on my lap doing market research !!
Big45Iron on March 29th, 2007 at 3:09 pm

Hamous, perhaps this is where I should up the anty to a larger amount if folks don’t come across with the green!! Or we could have Smack and Shakey in drag together if folks don’t pay me!! That should scare anybody!!
emmekelley on March 29th, 2007 at 3:16 pm

#6

EPJ

Where do you think they get the $90 from to pay the women? :)) The men have to pay the $90 so they can give it to the women for all those years of not getting equal pay. LMAO. I again don’t qualify since my ID says I am over 40. But then again they might not ask for ID. :))
emmekelley on March 29th, 2007 at 3:22 pm

#11

Smacktle

Oh my Gosh. ROFLMAOATTNPIMP™
emmekelley on March 29th, 2007 at 3:36 pm

#14

IAIM

Was that the man partner in the Fifth Element? ROFL
emmekelley on March 29th, 2007 at 3:43 pm

#21

Big45Iron

I have met Smack and Shakey,I have even seen Smack with a tiara on his head. Maybe you are right, I don’t think I want to see those two in drag. Would they have to be in drag together in one dress? ROFL.
southerntragedy on March 29th, 2007 at 8:05 pm

Emme #25: I thought Smackie looked pretty spiffy in a tiara, holding a wand….Shakey might not have the legs to pull it off though.