1. A Newt on June 13th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
   

   I’m guessing those aren’t foxholes.
2. bweldon on June 13th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
   

   I can see the headline now…

   “Army Guided missile destroys brothel….” The army today announced that a guided missile test failed because of radio interference while the missile was in flight over the small island of xxxxx. The army will not confirm that the building that was destroyed was a brothel, however unidentified source in the local fire and police department have confirmed that the establishment was indeed such. The Army will also not confirm that the source of the radio interference came from sex toys that were being used within the establishment. More details as they cum available.

   Now all we need is a cunning linguist to confirm that this is true….
3. A Newt on June 13th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
   

   Apple has denied reports that its “Igasm” were to blame.

   As its spokesman said, “The FCC has ruled that, as long as they are not used on commercial air flights, the Igasm is completely safe and eff-eff-eff-eh-eh-eh-eh-tive…… ahhhh.”
4. FourAlarm on June 13th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
   

   Pictures. We need pictures…
   http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/images/homepage/igasm_1305.jpg
5. I.P.A.Bill on June 14th, 2007 at 9:16 am
   

   Ahhh…Oh! I’m sorry , what were you saying ??

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