Useless Eaters
by The Panda Man · 07/03/2007 12:05 pmIf you consider yourself “green,” have you truly considered what that movement stands for today? Are you sure you know what you are supporting? While most people have no problem with reasonable efforts to clean up our messes, the stridency and anti-Americanism evident in the global environmental movement today is quite a turn-off for many. Perhaps you think I exaggerate.
Human greed takes lion’s share of solar energy
HUMANS are just one of the millions of species on Earth, but we use up almost a quarter of the sun’s energy captured by plants - the most of any species.
The human dominance of this natural resource is affecting other species, reducing the amount of energy available to them by almost 10 per cent, scientists report.
Yes, this is an actual news story reporting actual scientific “research.” All of you people on the earth are soaking up too much sun, and hogging the benefits of plant growth. Cute little animals in the ecosystem are being cheated. And those of you who push “bio-fuels” as a fossil fuel alternative are just as bad. You are hawking damage to the earth!
They also warned that the increased use of biofuels - such as ethanol and canola - should be viewed cautiously, given the potential for further pressure on ecosystems.
You see, the real problem here is simply that too many humans are using too much solar energy to feed themselves.
This showed humans used 24 per cent of the energy that was captured by plants. More than half of this was due to the harvesting of crops or other plants.
And where does all of this lead us?
An agriculture professor at the
University ofMelbourne , Snow Barlow, said the paper showed humans were taking up too much of an important natural resource.“Here we are, just one species on the earth, and we’re grabbing a quarter of the renewable resources … we’re probably being a bit greedy.”
You see, all of you glorified apes, also known as human beings, are chiseling the world’s species out of their fair share of sunlight. Something must be done! It is obviously time to cull the herd and make room for more otters, seals, and spotted owls.
Hitler once said similar things about Jews, the disabled, and other “useless eaters” who were a blight on the world and consumed valuable resources.
But hey, it’s not easy being green.
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Green on the outside, red on the inside…
I think they are referring to John McSwine.
Sounds like a good excuse to stay inside in the AC.
A carbon-based bipedal life form descended from an ape.
Free the elements!!! C6 baby!!!
And what is canola? Just another name for rape seed oil! Further proof that the world is run by a secret group of white men, bent on suppression of all things feminine
By this logic, the more people that enter a room the darker it will become. How utterly ridiculous. Any person that supports this sort of idiocy should be forcibly restrained from ever writing anything that could be published.
My scientist friends may forget that wordwide crop production has increased massively because of we homo sapiens. So I guess we’re entitled to some of the benefits!
Besides, if we’re only taking 25%, WE’RE NOT TAKING ENOUGH!
By the way, where are our hurricanes this year? I’ve been promised by the media for over a month now that we’re all gonna die any day now from a hurricane, and they can’t even drum up a tropical storm to hype - what’s the deal? How much longer do we have to wait?
The Volkswagen diesel engine was originally designed to run on vegetable oil (canola) not petroleum diesel.
I think fish, marine mammals, amphibians, reptiles, and aquatic birds are using more than their fair share of water. I demand reciprocity! No water, no peace!
There’s only one reasonable solution and these people have it –> http://www.vhemt.org/
I think sunny may be the only one that can settle this.
Maltboy, every time I meet a Vegan I point them to that site hoping they’ll buy into the movement.
re: voluntary human extinction
Uhhh… sure. You go first.
BTW
I have 3 racks of ribs thawing and a brisket, a couple of chickens and some hot dogs for the chil’rens. I’m going to start sending up a butt-load of carbon into the atmosphere by way of smoky pecan wood early tomorrow morning. Any of you want to eat a few salads or buy a hybrid or wipe with one square or something so as to offset my gluttony? Anyone? Hello… Hello… is this thing on?
Dude - Read it some more. It’s actually pretty funny. Personally I think it’s a hoax, but the founder (Les U. Knight) has denied that for years. He’s either the best liar ever, or a kook. Either way he’s pretty creative. Check out the Eco Depth Gauge on this page. Good stuff. http://www.vhemt.org/ecology.htm
Maltboy
At first I thought it was a hoax by the name too. But, those people are so goofy (and it is located in Oregon I believe) that it very well could be true.
I argee with EL Duderino’s take on them… You first
I’ll load up my Kahr 9 MM with one round, and let ya’ll go first with the Russian roulette. ;=)
Maltboy,
I actually couldn’t read the link at work here. It was blocked and categorized as an “advocacy organization”. Hee hee!!!
I had seen it one time before though. I’ll have to give it another go over at home. Between that and Smacktle’s exitmundi… yikes.
How many times have I told you, “Turn off the Sun when you leave the room!”
Woo! Woo! Hat tip to malcolm who posted link to this article at 9:21 this am in open comments thread.
/malcolm nearly breaks arm trying to pat self on back. Keyboard is now dangling from desk and chair is overturned. Cat scrambles off back of chair. Papers are now scattered all over floor. Bride comes in room and says: “DELETED”
/click.
Fasternu - apple wood won’t make the ribs taste bitter. I don’t like to “Q” with Pecan.
Too bad - I could care less. Tomorrow we are celebrating with a bar-b-qued brisket and all the smoked foods we can find.
The house of cards that is the ‘green’ movement, will ultimately call for the killing off of large sectors of the population. I have always thought that we should let (Make)the enviro-activists buy the “Algore” car or comply with any other mandated fascist programme, first.
Reminds me of something a former employer told me, said his sister (the real owner of the company) was a real “animal rights” believer and one of her saying was “Kill all the people, save all the animals”. I told him to tell her to start with herself. Didn’t go over very well.
This is one scary cult! If you read some of their responses to “normal” reasons it is warped. Definately a push for the abortion advocates, and probably the euthanasia crowd as well.
The world is going to hades in a huge hand basket!