Best headline ever
by Owen Courrèges · 07/05/2007 3:17 pmNo, this isn’t the Onion. This is a bona fide headline — and real news no less! — from the Daily Record: HERO CABBIE: I KICKED BURNING TERRORIST SO HARD IN BALLS THAT I TORE A TENDON.
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May we suggest stomping if the opportunity ever presents itself again? Much easier on the joints and ligaments than kicking.
Here in the states he would be sued for failing to stop and render aid or maybe a hate crime of some kind.
While I have said before I wouldn’t pi$$ on these terrorist scum if they we’re on fire, I would actually enjoy the opportunity to tee-off and kick one of these these POS’s right square in the boys!
Murdering people please their idea of God? How more depraved can you get, murdering people to get chicks?
Let ‘em all stay in their 5th century sand-pit $hit-hole where they came from, and we will have a lot less problems from the ‘Religion of Peace’!
There was a different article linked at LGF. Here’s that one.
This part is of interest [my bold]:
I wouldn’t have wanted the authorities to have to whack the guy with their batons or make the poor burned terrorist wait to be treated or anything.
So balls is common vernacular for newspapers? I admire the mans balls who tackled the terrorist and bemoan the policemans lack there of.
Balls is OK - it’s the word Muslim that can’t be used.
“Then I kicked him with full force right in the balls but he didn’t go down. He just kept on babbling his rubbish.
“I couldn’t believe that he was still standing. I know I would have been floored by that kind of kick.”
Hitler
only had one ball
Goehring had two but they’re very small
(insert that terrorist’s name here) had something similar
some people say he had no balls at all
Should have let him burn and used his flaming,sizzling carcass to fry bacon…… IMHO
I feel a AC/DC song coming on….
PBFLoyd and Faster: I concur. I just hope the poor Muslim gets a baaad staff infection…/ooops! Did I say that out loud?
If we were 1/2 that passionate about our religion or our country we wouldn’t be dealing with the crap we dealing with now!
Maybe we should take note of the dedication aspect.
Rastus: your right on !