Yeek,yuk and all that stuff

G.W. after the White House gig:

http://www.leaguelineup.com/ddopeeweebbpirates/photos/walmart_greeter2.jpg

Back to ya:

http://www.welaf.com/vc_gallery/ugly%20women/Freak%20Ugly.jpg

You wanna play rough do ya??

http://weirdpicturearchive.com/pics/fingerthrougheye.html

Dude on the left has GOTTA be a Katrina-ite. As an old farmer I worked for in High School used to say . . . “oughta been cut with a dull knife”

Hey Lizard-Boy, is that a Sharpie in your nose or are you just… ummmm… a freak that likes to put markers in his nose?

- Cat-Boy

BTW, stop staring at us. It’s rude.

LST = LoonStarTimes?

Y’all are gross!

Who in the world would think:
Hey! I’m gonna stick my finger through my nose, and see if it comes outa my eye….Hold my beer..

Hey, Hold my beer and watch this! A Redneck’s last words.

who gets caught - this could be funny and interesting.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/nation/4947485.html

Being a practical person I need to know how he blows his nose. And as the Indians used to say, “this green man speak with forked tongue”

Here ya go Hammie:

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1501AP_Oldest_DNA.html

There’s my Sharpie pen! Everyone keeps stealing my Sharpie pens!

OK, so they look ” special “, but if they ran for president and vice-president and made the right promises what percentage of the vote would they get?

10%? 20%?

More than Ron Paul.
Hee hee

the corning of America. get ready to pay more for your beer folks. seems like the farmers make more growing corn than hops. thank you federal government for the intrusion on private enterprise.

yep beef up chicken up corn gas up and lower mileage satisfying a lobbyist for them.

hey will ya remember these inflation increases on the above listed items when you calculate my soc sec increase this year based on inflation?

or will you calculate it based on Moore’s law?

#9 obviously it’s going to feature a LOT of democrats, there’s no other reason the abcnbccbscnn networks would not have been frothing at the mouth to print the list.

If there were mostly republicans on there, the media would have been filing injunctions and threatening lawsuits to get the list released…

16 thawk i think your right. this story disappeared until this article.

#15 dj25k,

I just did a post on that very topic last night.

#15 YES! Thank you stupid libtards for messing with our economy again! Let’s burn our food for fuel! Yea, great idea!

MORE proof that democrats have NO IDEA how basic economics works…

If we get 8 years of the Hildebeast we may very well descend into a third-world country.

ACtually, I don’t think democrats would mind that at all because it would create people who are permanently dependent on government…

Have you guys seen this:

http://www.selectsmart.com/president/2008.html

I ended up with John McCain as #1 - which considering, is probably correct if he wasn’t such a wuss. And Fred 2nd.

Cajun, my candidate doesn’t exist.

1. Theoretical Ideal Candidate (100%)
2. Duncan Hunter (78%)
3. Tom Tancredo (76%)
4. Newt Gingrich (72%)

Faster, that was exactly the order I got for the first four.

20
I ended up with Newt.

#20
How the hell did I end up with Al Gore!??!!!

I demand a recount.

Actually I ended up with Duncan Hunter as #1

John Mc was like at the bottom of the list before the dems.

1. Theoretical Ideal Candidate (100%)
2. Duncan Hunter (86%)
3. Tom Tancredo (86%)
4. Chuck Hagel (77%)

Fred Thompson was down at #8 with 70%, only one point ahead of McCain.

Mike Huckabee actually fared worse for me than both Ron Paul and Rudy Giuliani (but not by much).

Interesting poll. I’d be interested in how much each response was “weighted” based on how important the issue was rated.

Another demand for a recount.

1. TIC (100%)
2. Mitt Romney (73%)
3. Tom Tancredo (71%)
4. Duncan Hunter (65%)

Yikes. I didn’t “weigh” any of the issues. Gonna try again.

That’s interesting, i’m not surprised that I got Newt, but I’d have thought that Fred Thompson would have been higher. Who is John Gilmore?! Gore Beats Hitlery?!?!
1.Theoretical Ideal Candidate 100%
2.Newt Gingrich 79%
3.Chuck Hagel 75%
4.Duncan Hunter 74%
5.Jim Gilmore 72%
6.Sam Brownback 71%
7.Tom Tancredo 69%
8.Fred Thompson 69%
9.Mitt Romney 64%
10.John McCain 63%
11.Rudolph Giuliani 58%
16.AL Gore ?? 28%
20.Hillary Clinton ?? 21%
25.Barack Obama 12%
27.Dennis Kucinich 8%

When I look at my list it seems that nuances that I probably take into consideration such as electability are not reflected. For instance, while I like Duncan Hunter, I don’t think there’s a snowball’s chance he could win the general election so I’d be less likely to vote for him in the primary.

I guess that I’m a true Conservative. I like to think so.

Second try, clicked a few priorities. This poll sucks.

1. TIC (100%)
2. Mitt Romeny (69%)
3. Tom Tancredo (67%)
4. Ron Paul (65%)

Holy cow, I’m tri-polar.

For instance, while I like Duncan Hunter, I don’t think there’s a snowball’s chance he could win the general election so I’d be less likely to vote for him in the primary.

I thought the same thing. Which then made me wonder how often really awesome candidates have been passed up for that very reason.

Hamous, right you are, I’m for Fred Thompson if Newt doesn’t run, because I think he could win in the general election. McCain for sure can’t win the general eletion, and I doubt the primary.

Retaken LGF style:

1. Ron Paul (100%)
2. Ron Paul (100%)
3. Ron Paul (100%)
4. Ron Paul (100%)
5. Ron Paul (100%)

So how ’bout that Ron Paul, eh?

#31 bigjolly, Ron Paul?!?! What? And how did Kucinich get 8% outta me?!?! That’s not good!

LGF Style?

#32 Dude - There are some clear lines drawn, though. For instance, I don’t particularly care for Tancredo but if the choices in the primary were only McCain and Tancredo I would choose the Tank, knowing full well he would get blown out in the general election.

Right now, I’m with Dave. Gingrich or Thompson are the guys that could win the general election and require the least compromise of my positions.

Yeah Dave, whenever Little Green Footballs would have a poll up that didn’t include Ron Paul as an option, the Ron Paul-ites of the blogosphere would send nastygrams to Charles Johnson about it. So it got to be a spoof thing that they’d include “Ron Paul” on every poll, even in polls where it was a completely senseless option.

Here’s an example of the “WTH?” Ron Paul option:

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=26052_LGF_Poll-_Most_Boring_Debate_Ever&only

Theoretical Ideal Candidate (100%)
Tom Tancredo (95%)
Duncan Hunter (87%)
Mitt Romney (79%)
Sam Brownback (71%)

The Dems were 20% or less…

Normalcy. Some sense of sanity and normalcy… Guess I stumbled into the wrong dive…Again…Uh… help?

#26 Dude, looks like you and I are long lost identical twins. I had the same top 4 candidates as you.

This is atrocious and disgusting. There is nothing in this picture that is lovely and of good report.

#43 - look slightly down and to the right of the picture - there’s a very nice photo of a blue “Go Fred” shirt.

#41 - you think we’re normal here? Who’da thunk it???

Looks like another Local Government is listening to their constituents where the Prezidente and Congress can’t get their collectivie heads out of their rumps. Gotta love the ending paragraph quoting the person from Puerto Rico - that dude’s a citizen! Idiot reporters.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/07/05/AR2007070502151.html?hpid=topnews

#43 I agree Vlou - did you see that guy’s tongue? It’s not my blog and nomb but why must the O.C. pics often be shocking and repulsive? Isn’t life disgusting enough? I know… there’s no one forcing us to look…It just pops up whenever we want to see what anyone has to say…

willsin,

I’ll vote for Duncan Hunter if you do. Hamous would, be he’s afraid we won’t.

8^)

That would be “but” he’s afraid we won’t. Ugh.

#43 and 47 - we all know that Big is just trying to outdo Squawk…

No idea what you guys are talking about. I’m bland.

I’m always amazed at the number of people that don’t know Puerto Ricans are US citizens.

All my money is going to Theoretical Ideal Candidate, baby!

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And Mexicans, too!!

/We are the world…La la la la

How ’bout a bipartisan Ron Paul-Dennis Kucinich ticket? We’d officially be the weirdest country on earth. These guys could be the secretaries of State, Defense, and Homeland Security.

We represent the Lollipop Guild, The Lollipop Guild, The Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild,
We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland.
We welcome you to Munchkinland.

Unemployed bass player? Local band needs you.

What’s your solution to this “poor” woman’s scented problem?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070705/ts_alt_afp/uscourtemployee_070705151239

/ one solution: give her a gas mask to wear while at work.

#57 BigJ,

Naw man, it’s still too early for me to go to the magic kingdom.

Great poll
My top 10 are:
Duncan Hunter (84%)
Tom Tancredo (81%)
Jim Gilmore (68%)
Mitt Romney (68%)
Sam Brownback (67%)
Chuck Hagel (64%)
John McCain (58%)
Newt Gingrich (57%)
Fred Thompson (56%)
Rudolph Giuliani (49%)

It generally agrees with my opinion that I think a ticket with 2 of the 3 following would be a winner - Duncan Hunter, Tom Tancredo, Fred Thompson. I think McCain only squeaked by Thompson because he was in the military.

#58 - Send her through the patented Hamous One-Step Program: Step 1 - STFU!

#61 lol. We are on the same page today. Patience and tolerance is at -0- level. Gotta be careful and tread lightly.

#43 and 47 - we all know that Big is just trying to outdo Squawk…

That ain’t gonna happen. At this very moment in time I have my “minions” scouring the web for photos, images and pics that will amaze, daze and confuse the readers, bloggers and commenters of this austere publication.

/Hey put your hands back on top of the desk and get back to work.

#63 Uh oh… I sense clowns are near…

Great story about someone giving to the families of our troops that have passed on:

http://mfile.akamai.com/21772/wmv/gannett.download.akamai.com/21772/streaming/wmv/hancockportraits.asx

Saw this at LGF from Michael Yon:
http://michaelyon-online.com/wp/baqubah-update-05-july-2007.htm

“The official reported that on a couple of occasions in Baqubah, al Qaeda invited to lunch families they wanted to convert to their way of thinking. In each instance, the family had a boy, he said, who was about 11-years-old…..”

Read the rest yourself. It’s baaaad!

The MSM and DNC is worried about a few of these guys that had panties on their heads and if they had a koran to read at gitmo. Britain’s PM is afraid of offending these animals. Geez! The west is toast if we put up with the koranimals….

#57 - linky no worky

Works for me

My list came up Duncan Hunter, Tancredo then Brownback. That surprised me. Who is Gilmore? I am in overload stress about this border agent that shot the illegal in the tunnel.

Gilmore is a former Governor of Virginia.

I felt compelled to read what was behind the bland chart, and managed to absorb some of it until the information stated that it’s the governments fault genius’ ( 170 or better) do not fit into society and the government must do something to make this happen. GIVE ME A BREAK.

Fast I clicked the link to the MIchael Yon story. These blithering idiots the MSM are so inempt they wouldnt be able to read the monitor to recite the activites at the ” family dinner” Atrocity after Atrocity and the MSM thinks we are the bad guys…. It’s nuts.

Even if it isn’t true, but a legend there’s he pics of the decapitated children the media should be all over. But, what do you expect from the bunch of deleted-holes that go so far out of their way to show the US as the bad guy in all this!

Not publicly posting the results of my poll results. Would be run out of town on a rail. Besides, the questions were screwy and this is a messed up day. I plead the fifth…

her were my top 10

Theoretical Ideal Candidate (100%)
2. Tom Tancredo (76%)
3. Duncan Hunter (74%)
4. Mitt Romney (70%)
5. Chuck Hagel (69%)
6. Sam Brownback (66%)
7. Jim Gilmore (61%)
8. Fred Thompson (58%)
9. Newt Gingrich (57%)
10. John McCain (55%)

Elizabeth ……. did you play the Isley brothers?

#74 - So, Liz, you had all Republicans at the top of your list? That’s what I think it means…

#77 - Nope, Obama was at the top of her list ; - )

It’s that vision thing.

Or Shrillary.

Still dancin’ AW. Thanks!

Bite me Hammie. Bite me HARD.

#68 - here’s what I got……

This posting has been flagged for removal
(The title on the listings page will be removed in just a few minutes.)

#65 - Schmacky some of our PGR members have MET that awesome lady………….I suggested PGR needs to do a tribute run in her area and contribute to one hellovva great cause!

Fish, it was an ad for a “homosexual” female bass player. To be explained at time of interview.

#82 - What? Craigslist doesn’t appreciate a want-ad for a female homosexual bassist/vocalist?

Of all the intolerant…

#84 - aha!

“DOH!”

……couldda hadda V-8!

I bet inquiring minds would like to know if the bassist in question was a female or a homosexual first?

SNIKKER

#87 This inquiring mind doesn’t care…

Yes they are horizontal and parallel. The lines in the picture, not the female homosexual bass players.

#81 Oooh! Guess I nailed the #1 & #2 in your list

Who put the Shrill in the Hill-ary-ary
Who put the bam in Obama-lama-ding-dong.

#90 Wrong-O yet again Buckwheat! Now I get to bite YOU.

Big Jolly, can we do the ink blots next? Those are always fun. Can we? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Will it get you out of your pissy mood?

Katfish is upset cause they wouldn’t accept a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.

#93 Promise.

Hmmm…
1. TIC (100%)
2. Duncan Hunter (84%)
3. Tom Tancredo (81%)
4. Mitt Romney (79%)
7. Fred Thompson (67%)
8. Newt Gingrich (66%)
12. John McCain (53%)
13. Rudolph Giuliani (53%)
14. Ron Paul (40%)
…and then the Dimlycrats

To be honest, I was surprised to find Mitt Romney as high on the list as he was, and to find Fred and Newt as low as they were (although I doubt Newt would be electable in the general).

And I was mortified to find I had a 22% agreement ratio with Shrillary, although most of that probably had to do with my answers of wanting a “fresh face” (no previous presidential runs) and “currently married to first spouse” (I guess she gets sympathy points there).

Katfish is a bass player. Or was.

Anybody else gotten the latest GOP begathon email?

Anybody else laugh hysterically before hitting the delete button?

re current pic

Q: How many legs does this elephant have?
A: Thursday.

The elephant has 8 legs…and 4 feet…go figure.

Q: How many legs does this elephant have?
A: Ron Paul.

OK… OK. I’ll quit with the Ron Paul already.

#101 - But that was funny

I’m thinking Liz had TIC, Tancredo, and Hunter as 1,2,3…

/ducking and running

No black dots.

There is no dark side of the moon really…
As a matter of fact it’s all dark.

Thump thump. Thump thump.

All you epileptics - DON’T LOOK!

there are no black dots

/twitch

Were they disenfranchised?

#98 Kyle, mine actually came in the snail mail. I just couln’t think of anything creativly snide enough to send the card back.

It’s not an elephant, it only appears to be an elephant, it is a Pubby and Pubbys have no legs, Pubbys do nothing but wallow around in their own lotts.

Though shalt not complain about BigJolly’s Open Comments pictures again. If thou do, HAL has promised that we will see a weekend of these.

Who in heck is Kent McManigal?

1. Theoretical Ideal Candidate (100%)
2. Ron Paul (66%) Information link
3. Kent McManigal (57%) Information link
4. Tom Tancredo (46%) Information link
5. Chuck Hagel (43%) Information link
6. Mike Gravel (43%) Information link
7. Duncan Hunter (41%) Information link
8. Newt Gingrich (41%) Information link
9. Dennis Kucinich (36%) Information link
10. Mitt Romney (36%) Information link
11. Barack Obama (35%) Information link
12. Al Gore (33%) Information link
13. Jim Gilmore (32%) Information link
14. Alan Augustson (31%) Information link
15. Wesley Clark (31%) Information link
16. Sam Brownback (31%) Information link
17. Bill Richardson (30%) Information link
18. Christopher Dodd (30%) Information link
19. Fred Thompson (27%) Information link
20. Joseph Biden (25%) Information link
21. Hillary Clinton (25%) Information link
22. John Edwards (24%) Information link
23. Mike Huckabee (24%) Information link
24. John McCain (23%) Information link
25. Rudolph Giuliani (23%) Information link
26. Michael Bloomberg (22%) Information link
27. Tommy Thompson (21%) Information link
28. Elaine Brown (17%) Information link

Jolly
That picture looks like I covered my butt in many colors of ink and then sat on a white canvas.

Please bring back the clowns, tatooed women or something. PUHHHLLLEEEAAASSEEEEEE

thabk you very musch. re-puke-lican part of texas i would rather light firecrackers with my money than give it to you!!! ask why!

Oh crap now he is doing the Rorshach inkblots.

ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH

Jaime he’s a “radical libertarian”:

http://kentforliberty.com/

re: inkblots

Yesterday I complained about hastily medicating kids. Now I want some of what they’re taking. Uppers… downers… sidewaysers… whatever. Just gimme some.

wont say what the first one looks like due to mixed company… second one reminds me of Aragog, Hagrid’s pet in one of the Harry Potter movies.

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I could creatively rewrite that but HAL wouldn’t let me.
:>)

I was just going to comment on the pretty pictures and before I could, we have a change. The right picture is the left picture on steroids…… what do I win? We had such a downpour thunderboomer come through, I unplugged for a bit.

Really, all I see is circles.

Man, what is today acid trip Friday?
http://updates.promium.com/images/comics/acidtrip.jpg

HOLY CRAP! MY EX WIFE EEEEYYYAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

Whoa! It’s Batman!!!

#121 Faster,

Just don’t turn down HF Lane. That one can really ruin a good trip.

It’s aliiiiiiiiive.

It’s a swallow tail butterfly , obviously

1. Theoretical Ideal Candidate (100%)
2.Tom Tancredo (78%)
3.Kent McManigal (76%)????
4.Duncan Hunter (76%) ?
5.Ron Paul (74%)?!?!?!
6.Chuck Hagel (58%)?
7.Mitt Romney (56%)?!?
8.Newt Gingrich (54%)YES!
9.Jim Gilmore (53%)?
10.Sam Brownback (51%)?
11.John McCain (47%)NEVER!
12.Fred Thompson (42%)GO FRED!!
13.Rudolph Giuliani 37%)snooze
14.Tommy Thompson (35%)YEA!
15.Mike Huckabee (34%)?
16.Mike Gravel (31%)?
17.Dennis Kucinich (29%)?
18.Bill Richardson(27%)oh HELL NAW
19.Hillary Clinton(27%)NEVAH!!
20.Christopher Dodd (26%)yawn
21.Joseph Biden(26%)oh HELL NAW
22.Al Gore(23%)this is a JOKE right?
23.John Edwards(23%)PUKE
24.Barack Obama(22%)not if he was as white as Michael Jackson!
25.Alan Augustson (20%)??
26.Wesley Clark (19%)NOPE
27.Michael Bloomberg (17%)NOPE
28.Elaine Brown (6%)WHO?

Just what I needed. Ex-mothers-in-law day on LST.

It looks like a perfectly symmetrical bug of some kind.

Who is the freaky one pickin the pics? I clicked on the link……… poor cow, surely underage.

BigJ, you are making the comments seem especially incoherent today. And not even an EPJ on hand.

just plain weird stuff here today. the changes on the front page makes a drunk drunker.

That one’s vaguely pornographic.

I guess HAL has run out of the office, sparks flying off the top of his head.

its a fat frog …… Big Jolly you have cabin fever?

#130, or is it udder age.,..

some water songs for today..

Bobby Darin - Splish Splash Lyrics

Splish, splash
I was takin’ a bath
Long about a Saturday night… yeah!
Rub-a-dub
Just relaxin’ in the tub
Thinkin’ everything was all right.

Well… I stepped out the tub
Put my feet on the floor
I wrapped the towel around me
And I opened the door.

And… then-a… splish, splash
I jumped back in the bath
Well… how was I to know
There was a party going on.

They was a splishin’ and a splashin’
Reelin’ with the feelin’
Moving and a groovin’
Rockin’ and a rollin’… yeah!

Bing, bang
I saw the whole gang
Dancin’ on my living room rug… yeah…
Flip flop
They was doin’ the bop
All the teens had the dancin’ bug.

There was Lollipop with-a Peggy Sue
Good Golly, Miss Molly was-a even there, too!
A-well-a…. splish, splash
I forgot about the bath
I went and put my dancin’ shoes on… yea!

I was a rollin’ and a strollin’
Reelin’ with the feelin’
Movin’ and a groovin’
Splishin’ and a splashin’… yeah!

Yes… I was a splishin’ and a splashin’
I was a rollin’ and a strollin’
Yeah… I was a movin’ and a groovin’ … woo!
We was a reelin’ with the feelin’… ha!
We was a rollin’ and a strollin’
Movin’ with the groovin’
Splish, splash… yeah!

I was a splishin’ and a splashin’… one time…
I was a splishin’ and a splashin’… woo-woo!
I was a movin’ and a-groovin’…

Gene Kelly - Singin’ In The Rain Lyrics

I’m singing in the rain
Just singin’ in the rain
What a glorious feeling
I’m happy again
I’m laughing at clouds
So dark up above
The sun’s in my heart
And I’m ready for love
Let the stormy clouds chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the rain
I’ve a smile on my face
I walk down the lane
With a happy refrain
Singin’, just singin’ in the rain

This ink blot looks like the skeletal form of a women’s reproductive area………… do not call the men in white coats!

I knew it would eventually be clowns. I’m going to stick my head out in the rain.

the sky is falling, it is pouring so hard. A friend in Tyler said they have so much rain, 200 year old oaks have tumbled over…… too wet.

That looks like a red cana bloom like the ones in my back yard…. or were until the rain squished em.

bigjolly, don’t you have some C.O.W.s to post or something

He’s afraid tht WP will eat them like last time…

that and he is busy playing with his inblots…

that should be INKBLOTS

that and he is busy playing with his inkblots

Eww, gross. He should do that somewhere else…