I just ran across an interesting comment on “Happy Furry Puppy Story with Norbizness,” a leftist blog from Austin. Commenter and Missouri innkeeper Scott Holder writes:
Norby:
Have you ever stumbled across one Matt Bramanti down there? He’s around your age and has some radio station, network, or something, and is a TX member of the right wing noise machine. If you’re familiar with him, go take a s— [Redacted by LST] on his car for me. Oh wait, you probably wouldn’t be let in the all white, gated surburban community I’m sure he lives in.
No idea if he’s in Austin. I’d go to his web site but I don’t want him to increase his hit count.
First, we ought to clear up the facts. Norby is 34, and I’m 25. I don’t have a radio station, alas. And the gated suburban community I live in isn’t all white. He is right on saying that he wouldn’t be let in. Not because of race, of course, but because my homeowners’ association frowns on public defecation.
Anyway, just thought I’d give y’all an example of the love and tolerance exemplified by the contemporary left.
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Anything from a liberal usually comes out of that end… and it all stinks.
BTW Matt, don’t you drive a Lamborghini Superleggera that you bought with all the money you make from your network of hate spewing radio stations and by oppressing the masses? That and the paper route…
Matt gets strays from the pound so he can kick them!
Evil, evil man!
Don’t forget the weather machine. I lease that baby to Halliburton.
Norman Bates was an innkeeper too….. Does he post under the name “Mother”?
http://course1.winona.edu/pjohnson/h140/studentsf01/psycho/psycho1.jpg
Hey, you left that damned thing on last week!!
Maybe you can use the weather machine to drop 50lb hailstones on his car?
Matt, doesn’t he know that as the ‘Prince of the Underworld’ that you might eat his skin and steal his soul? Best if he stays in Missouri where your demonic powers are weak!
And Gadfly claims the debate is being intentionally soiled(pun intended) by those evil vast Right Wing Conspirators!
I would agree the debate has been debased, but would point to cretins like this as to prove who is lowering the debate!!
Matt,
We should send this libtard a Texas version of “go take a s— [Redacted by LST] on his car for me”? Perhaps a small, dried cowpie? Then again, finding a dry one right now might present a challenge. I wonder where the nearest Home Depot is? We could order a bag of cow manure and have it shipped to him.
I dashed off a nice (really!) little email to the guy. We’ll see if he responds. I’m guessing he’ll either:
a) Not have the decency to reply, or
b) Reply indecently.
We shall see!
Way to go Matt, any time you can piss off a liblugnut. By the way what happened to you “zilla”?
i’m not a liberal: they disgust me almost as much as conservatives.
you typify the *n of 1* approach to modern american political discourse: one person *x* said something *y* to me and it makes me unhappy; therefore all *x* are horrible.
you and your ilk are destroying this country more than the car-DELETED imbeciles: at least they’re cartoonish enough to shrug off; but your lot passes yourself off as commentators and “true americans.”
you’re all vile, uncritical automata, and you’re responsible for the horrible mess that’s become of our politics. thanks for nothing, champ.
Please someone help poor Scott he may be part of the primate family, I believe they throw their feces at another member if they are attracted to them.
Or he forgot his medication again.
11
“you’re all vile, uncritical automata, and you’re responsible for the horrible mess that’s become of our politics. thanks for nothing, champ.”
Dang, what an angry little puke.
“automata”
Is that like a robot tomato or something?
sedulousApe - and you just added so much to the conversation! It’s good to know there are still polite, reasonable, and calm folks like yourself to bring back civil discourse.
“you and your ilk ”
Ilk? I’m not ilk. That’s for amateurs.
I’m a card carrying member of the Minions Guild of North America, local number 392.
Minions of the world unite!
In nasally effeminately voice:
“i’m not a liberal”
BTW you should capitalize ‘I’ onnaccounta it bein’ a proper noun and all……
I have been accused of a lot of things, but “uncritical?”
That’s a first!
Did it really say it was not a liberal?
See #11 look at the name, another dam primate. I believe they are learning to write also.
My God, Planet of the Apes is real !!!
“Oh my God. I’m back. I’m home. All the time, it was… We finally really did it.
[screaming]
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! Damn you all to hell!”
Matt
You uncritical? I have told you, how many times, that you needed to address that quirk in your persona?
Somebody peed on the it’s cheerios?
Can 1,000,000 apes with 1,000,000 typewriters recreate a Shakespearean play in 1,000,000 years?
I don’t know.
However we now know that one sedulousApe with one computer and keyboard connected to the internet can type a rant on LST in a short span of time.
I had no idea I wielded that much power. Somebody call ma and tell her I ain’t such a shmuck after all!
Looed in the dictionary. sedulous = assidious
Therefore - ASSidiousape.
All makes sence now.
“Dang, what an angry little puke.”
you damn skippy I’m angry, pal. you’re turning conservatism into a bad joke and you want to be congratulated for it. no dice: angry i am and angry i stay until you wake up and stop shaming yourselves, and me by association.
Please stop making it mad, I am driving along Louetta towards I-45 when suddenly some type of brown substance was thrown at my wind shield. Hey I’m not Matt, I drive a cheap PT Cruiser. Its starting to smell bad . . . . . i can’t seeee
i also like how exercised you all get with little trifles like the screen name. much easier than addressing the shortcoming: only like-minded dimwits will ever listen to you if you can’t make the simplest of arguments without resorting to nonsense. for the love of BABY JESUS CHRIST IN A BARREL, think.
Bye Bye
Fun w/ trolls - V7.09.07
This one is as plagued with bugs as the last release.
Yup. Same bugs as the other versions.
Ya just don’t mess with the guy that controls HAL.
Bye Bye apeman, stand tall
must be meal time at the zoo or they are giving out the meds at the happy home.
Wow. Was that Voodoo OneBigCop (A Slight Return)?
Hamous,
Consider yourself vindicated on the earworm thing. I now have Jimi’s wah-wah buzzing in my head (which isn’t really a bad thing BTW).
Dude - Off topic but I went to Double Dave’s Pizza on Ella and 34th Friday night with my compadres. It’s pretty cool because you can take the kids, listen to live music AND drink beer. Not too many places like that around. My Godson is 12 and is REALLY into music of all kinds. He’s a big Jimi and SRV fan. I can’t remember the name of the band now but he went up and requested Voodoo Chile and they played one of the best versions I’ve ever heard. It really made his night.
Think I’ll go burn one and play some hacky-sack.
http://home.earthlink.net/~joebobzen/wavs/Poopin.wav
#27 Watch out for sedape, he sounds like he’s getting ready to start throwing apepoop……look out, it may hit the fan!!
O:
And, BTW, since I was born here, yes, I DO call myself an American, damn proud of it!!
Hamous, who was playing?
#29 “for the love of BABY JESUS CHRIST IN A BARREL”?????…….OK, bub bye!!
He should have taken the red pill…
Double Dave’s is awesome. We go eat the buffet there on Saturday a lot. Never once have I had poop thrown on me while I was there. Nor have I had to listen to a talking ape. No complaints here.
“little trifles”
Are those the little furry things on that Star Trek episode?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/st/gallery/images/340/tostribble3.jpg
bigjolly, I don’t remember but I’ll ask my Godson. I think he got their card. For some reason the name McClane sticks in my mind.
That guy is giving good liberals like me a bad name.
In an effort to insure that all participants on this blog are of good cheer and joy of self, I have taken steps to dis-associate you.
HAL
H.M.W.I.C.
gadboy, I think he was more of a Jeff Rense/Pat Buchanan kind of guy. He’s what you liberals usually use as an example of the stereotypical conservative
Hamous, man, I saw a band from Tomball a while back, Shannon and Lance G, that totally rocked. Just curious if it was them.
Here’s another good liberal:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/Famousphotoche-cropped.jpg
you know why I love Pat Buuchanan?
Is that Che in that picture, 426?
Uhh guys could ya please return this thread to flaming the troll or addressing the points Matt addressed in the original post?
All this talk of great places to eat, listening to good music, and imbibing adult beverages makes it real difficult to moderate this thread,
Thanx
Squawkbox
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and all round nice guy.
yup, Che… the Uber-lib… He’s still dead, but lefty twenty-somethings and the French love him.
Here’s how you flame a troll:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EryUvBttVCY
#51 - Why?
Matt I think it’s great you have gotten under their skin ( fur) so badly. Keep it up!
I believe I found an image of you know who:
http://tobkes.othellomaster.com/images/gorilla.jpg
426-don’t you think it’s weak to use an extreme example to portray everyone in a group? You putting up a picture of Che would be like me sending you a picture of David Duke and going “great republican” I know conservatives who wanted him to run for president.
I think that’s a bad comparison, gadboy. The ubiquitous Che shirts attest to the fact he is idolized by many on the left. You can’t go anywhere in this country and not see one. I can categorically say I’ve never seen anyone with a David Duke shirt on.
But isn’t being a conservative being an extremist? It’s what I hear in my left ear all the time. I thought we eat babies and burn old people like cord wood while inferior minorities bring us cigars and a mint julep?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mint_julep
That is typical passive-aggressive “tolerance” on behalf of the Left.
As long as they shout “you’re intolerant” first they think it gives them carte blanch to say any foolish and hateful thing they like.
Hamous gets it! He are smarterer…
I’ve never seen a Moussilini shirt (even though he had more akin with the left than the right) being worn. I’ve been called a fascist Nazi by a lefty for not wanting the minimum wage raised and also for wanting to seal the border (how that has anything to do with national socialsim I’ll never know, but when you have a good slur…). So, if it’s ok to call me an extremist then so be it. You guys perfected it….
Read Kos and compare it with LGF or this site and tell me who is out an of control extremist.
I don’t think i’ve ever seen a “Che” shirt, but this does tie into why i love Pat Buchanan. Most conservatives will tell you how tolerant they are, but you know they don’t mean it. Pat Buchanan will just come out and admit why he is against something or someone. He pulls no punches when he dislikes something or someone. Plus along with Bill Buckley and George Will he is so far ahead intellectually of all the other conservatives pundit that it is not even funny. I caught Neal Boortz on the radio today and In am embarassed that we attended the same university.
Actually, this thread right here is a perfect example of sites like this in comparison to Daily Kos. Here today we had bozo the sedulousApe, who falls on the extreme right of the political spectrum. They expose themselves pretty quick because they can’t refrain from using the “Z” word in any discussion. But notice what happened. Within five comments he was gone, I assume banned. Such folks on the extreme left are the rule, not the exception, over at Daily Kos. It’s a freaking feeding frenzy of Leftie derangement!
All I can say is you must not get out much.
I just looked at Daily Kos. It looks as moderate as this blog.
On the silly Plame non-story from Daily Kos:
“I would have him (Cheney) secured to a tree on an isle, uninhabited except for a colony of very hungry fire ants, each ant representing a human victim who was sacrificed to satisfy his lust for Middle-eastern oil.”
I may be vile and pernicious
But you can’t look away
I make you think I’m delicious
With the stuff that I say
I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me, hoss?
I am the slime oozin’ out
From The Daily Kos
/apologies to Zappa
Did anybody ask how this Missouri fella KNOWS about Matt? I mean won’t go to the blog & is apparrently misinformed on some details. I mean why would he be asking this? Strange indeed.
Keep your head down Matt, ya never know what will be flying by!
I guess I’m just notorious.
What is this never-ending “all-white” nonsense these libtards keep spouting off about?
I have friends of all races, business partners of all races, and have dated women of several different races over the years. Where does the left come up with this nonsense?
Did you see the photos of aging lib actor Jack Nicholson on a yacht in the Meditteranean last week? He had 7 women in bikinis on his boat. ALL WHITE!
Missouri also brought us our good friend Kathleen Lees. How could anyone forget her rant about the “south”, and in particular, Texas.
The nadir of her rant was her description of Texas as a “festering boil on the ass of humanity.”
Is everyone from Missouri obsessed with defects and functions of the posterior of the human anatomy?
Matt,
You’re not notorious, just a notorious chickenhawk!
Relevant (and timely) as ever, Vic. Keep up the good work, sport!
I’ve got three serious questions for you, though:
1. Do you condone or oppose politically motivated vandalism?
2. Would you agree that “go take a s— on his car” tends to make anti-me people look like unhinged, criminal wackos with poor hygiene?
3. Knowing that this guy’s reaction to something he doesn’t like is to defecate on it, would you stay at his hotel?
Bramanti,
Nice questions, it seems that you’ve gone to the Sean Hannity school of questioning? Are you still beating your wife?
Do you expect me to say that I condone politically motivated vandalism? Of course not. But, I’ve seen on this blog many things said that are, just that, things said and not done. Just like those on the left, there are commentators here who say things, because it’s easy to say them in the anonymity of the web, but, of course are never ever going to be acted upon.
Now, question number two goes from the Sean Hannity school straight over to the Michelle Malkin variety of question utilizing the lovely phrase “unhinged”. So, I see, that if not the talking points, at least you are consistent with right wing phraseology (sp?).
I guess as far as question number 3 goes, I assume that this guy would like me since we both seem to have a disdain for tough talking right wing chickenhawks, so, I guess I wouldn’t have to worry about that.
I haven’t been around LST for some time as I got bored of the neocon rightwing thing a while back, but, I’m wondering, do you still feel so strong about the war these days? Of course I know that your brother is brave enough to be there and I of course respect his courage. But, the serious question to you is, has your chickenhawk bravado waned as the years have passed and you’ve come to realize that yes, we were manipulated into this war under somewhat false pretenses and it looks like we will be leaving soon having not achieved virtually any of the myriad objectives that were pushed on us for going in the first place?
I sure hope so, and I hope that your brother and his mates stay safe.
Oh, and, greetings from Mexico.
Polite as ever, I see.
I’m not married yet. You really should do your homework.
Well, I fully expected the “but” that immediately followed your halfhearted opposition.
The guy didn’t do it anonymously, suggesting he was serious and all too willing to take credit. And he incited others to commit the crime.
My dictionary says the word predates Malkin by a few centuries, but whatever. Care to answer the question?
Okay, here’s the place. Looks like a dump to me, but I guess some people dig that rustic charm. Watch out for the cats and their owner.
Glad you’re back. We almost got tired of waiting.
Stronger, I’d say, considering I now have to work my opinion magic against people who are actively trying to lose the war.
Adios.
good heavens that mr. ape person is a horrible little man. it’s quite unseemly to suggest that my willingness to suspend even the smallest of judgments in the service of *preserving freedom* is somehow unamerican. i *am* an american, by gum, and i’ll surrender my god-given rights to a man like dick cheney any day. enough of these awful, hateful liberals: i support our war president, i support our troops: keep our troops at war, where a good army is supposed to be. kill the enemy, and his children if he refuses to accept our evident superiority. we’re republicans, g-d is on our side. thank you g-d, that i was not born a woman, an arab, or a democrat.