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by The Panda Man · 07/12/2007 2:17 pmFor years,
The goal? Achieve world-class status.
- We needed light rail, for example, to be considered world-class.
- We needed more sports stadiums to be world-class.
- We needed…well, you get the idea.
Now news has come to light that our city leaders have missed something that would give us that last touch of elegance needed to put the
No, this is no joke. The sex-obsessed residents of
Residents of
Oregon town say shape of traffic posts is offensiveKEIZER, Ore. - The City of Keizer is taking heat for installing a group of cement posts designed to protect pedestrians from cars, but which some say is a phallic symbol.
Is that a traffic post or are you just happy to see me?
City managers have resorted to the “Wow, you look nothing like your MySpace photo” defense.
According to Eppley, the posts were ordered from a catalog and looked much different on paper.
Fortunately, relief is on the way for the hot-and-bothered residents. After thinking long and hard, the city has decided to stop beating around the bush and will go S&M on its prudish citizens.
The city is looking into retrofitting the posts with metal collars and chains that run between them, which they hope will change the look.
It’s just crazy enough to work.
Now let’s get on the world-class ball (and chain) Houston!
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Since they were so expensive maybe they should also cover them with rubber to protect them from the weather and harsh treatment.
Those look like Jewish traffic posts.
In 1000 years they’ll be as enigmatic as the Moai on Easter Island.
Haveing been in construction for many years I’ve seen these posts before - they are indeed a standerd design .
Aren’t they kinda small??
#5
Maybe it was cold the day they took the photos.
Shannon, its the girth thats important.
Wonder if they would approve of this?
http://gsl.erdc.usace.army.mil/newimages/conc_port_a.jpg
The problem is, they were measured in internet inches.
At least they were circumsized them BEFORE they put them up! I’d hate to have been the city crew assigned to that job!
From the looks of them, these could also be trash recepticles with extremely heavy lids.
Can’t get enough pictures of those half-naked Gay Parade marchers. It was kind of like stumbling on Democracy Now without preparing myself. Keep up the good work.
Is there a tunnel there? I wonder what the entrance to that looks like?
KEIZER’S version of Hillary’s lockbox.
Said the cop to the blonde in the car,
“Did you not see you couldn’t go far?
There’s a post in the way!”
“I know,” she did say,
“But it just holds this attraction for me so bizarre!”
(Angel on my left shoulder) “Don’t say it!
(Devil on my right shoulder) “Oh go ahead!”
OK…OK… The angel wins this round…
G’night
The wienie is in the eye of the beholder! Sounds a bit like post envy to me!
I appreciate the bar mitzvah quip
I repeat what I have oft posted before, Houston will never be world-class until its Sports Authority replaces the crappy old polo field with a spectacular Polo Grounds to which Prince Tampon and Cruellmilla can come and officiate as Sri Lanka beats out Tanzania