In the Old Testament, God tells Jehu:
I lifted you up from the dust and made you leader of my people Israel
And now his people Israel are doing a little lifting of their own:
It may not sound kosher but Israeli researchers are using pigs to test an innovative technology they say will replace cosmetic breast surgery. But we’ll get back to that later.
The MIM technique (Minimally Invasive Mastopexy), developed by the startup of the same name, promises to reshape, support and lift breast soft tissue in a much more minimally invasive manner than today’s cosmetic breast surgery. They’re calling their breast support kit the ‘Cup&Up’.
What we’ve done is build a silicon bra, insert it into the body and attach it to the ribs and to the fascia. It’s like a normal external bra,” he continues, “where a strip lies on the shoulder and attaches around the body. We attach it to the ribs instead of to the shoulder, and to the fascia in the lower part of the body.”
Keep up the good work, guys.
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Will there be like two rows of three nipples going down the gals abdomen?
http://www.agric.wa.gov.au/ikmp/images/0369059.jpg
Didn’t know women had a fascia? I thought that was an extrusion from the top of a home right below the roof above the soffit? Is that something that only on Israeli women have? Confused in Magnolia.
Will there be like two rows of three nips going down the gals abdomen?
http://www.agric.wa.gov.au/ikmp/images/0369059.jpg
Very interesting. But is it bullet resistant like these?
http://lonestartimes.com/2006/08/15/is-there-anything-they-cant-do/
Will there be like two rows of three n-ee-ples going down the gals abdomen?
http://www.agric.wa.gov.au/ikmp/images/0369059.jpg
Will there be four rows of nipples?
http://www.glanceimage.co.uk/images/imagebank/series_03/image_09.jpg
#3 Faster
There won’t be more than 2 nipples, but if you have the operation, you have to shop for new bras here:
http://www.yarmulkebra.com/collection.html
Mazel Topless?
This doesn’t sound kosher to me.
#8 - “Mazel Topless?” LOL! Now THAT’S classic, Fasternu!
Brassierres are horribly torturous uncomfortable devices which I avoid wearing on the outside of my body unless absolutely necessary. I can’t imagine letting (much less PAYING) anyone to install one inside my chest.
You guys are just sick.
ShinerBlonde,
Wish I could go without wearing something on the outside! I have to wear a minimizer, but it is comfortable. I don’t do surgery if it isn’t necessary! However, I’ve been thinking of a chin lift recently…….
Are you finding it difficult to keep your chin up lately, Neocon? If so, I’m sorry. I’ve had my moments lately, too. Keeping abreast (!) of today’s headlines is pretty depressing. Still, there’s a lot of good in the world - you just have to go out and find it for yourself because the MSM doesn’t bother reporting most of it.
Pictures Please!!