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31 Responses to “Attention men: Online women are easy”
  1. PBFloyd on August 30th, 2007 at 3:13 pm

    Sex on the first date?? WooHooo!!

    Damn, in the old days you had to at least take ‘em out, and act interested in them!

    Now all I guess you have to do is just show up.

    Life in the new millenium isn’t all is was cracked up to be, IMHO!

  2. ShinerBlonde on August 30th, 2007 at 3:40 pm

    I am absolutely astounded at the statistics - for both men and women - which show how many people have sex, especially unprotected sex, on their first date.

    Considering the subject matter, I can’t help but think that the statisticians got it wrong and/or the people they studied fibbed, or…

    Maybe I’m just exceedingly naive…???

  3. american woman on August 30th, 2007 at 3:57 pm

    #2 shiner, I agree……but nearly a third would be 32%. 3/4 of 32% is still not a huge number.

  4. Elizabeth on August 30th, 2007 at 4:09 pm

    Listen up Gals. Meeting online is fine. Meet in person for the first time in a well lit, public restaurant - preferably during the day for lunch. Take separate cars! Do not have him pick you up at your home or in any way let him know where you live! If you want to date him, repeat this procedure for atleast the next 3 dates or until you feel comfortable.

  5. malcolm on August 30th, 2007 at 4:30 pm

    Who commissioned this study and at what price?
    This is even a waste of Chronicle space. I can’t wait to see what’s next? Matt: your getting married. Whatcha reading this drivel for? Red Zilla…where are you?
    /ducks, quacks and waddles outta’ here

  6. RickG on August 30th, 2007 at 4:34 pm

    17 %

    Yeah, right, ladies.

  7. Fasternu 426 on August 30th, 2007 at 4:37 pm

    17 percent of women report having had sex on a first date, compared with 42 percent of men

    Uh, are they gay men or what? Since there’s a bit of a difference between 17% and 42%.

    The wimmenses are lying or the men are bragging (also read lying).

    Never post your real picture online:
    http://imalbum.aufeminin.com/album/D20060208/164640_Q53CJEO1E6LRUTOM4V2UKCSROO1K7Q_fat_H204106_L.jpg

  8. Fasternu 426 on August 30th, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    17 percent of women report having had sex on a first date, compared with 42 percent of men

    Uh, are they gay men or what? Since there’s a bit of a difference between 17% and 42%.

    The wimmenses are lying or the men are bragging (also read lying).

  9. american woman on August 30th, 2007 at 4:41 pm

    Fast it’s all a pack of lies…….men scream ” hell yea I scored” and women smile sweetly and say ” oh no, never on the first date” Frankly, I am surprised the percentages aren’t closer together.

  10. Fasternu 426 on August 30th, 2007 at 4:42 pm

    Know who’e easier? The drunk chick at the end of a bar at about 0145am. You don’t even have to know her first name.
    http://www.myspacecomedy.com/images/funny/drunk_chick.jpg

    Or so I hear.

  11. Elizabeth on August 30th, 2007 at 4:50 pm

    I tell young people who ask, “How do I know if this person is right for me?” the following;

    The right person will make you want to be a better person for yourself and for them. They will make you stretch and strive to better respect yourself, reach for goals and plan for your future.

    You won’t want to sleep with the right person too soon - because you will realize this is “special” and you will not want to damage this relationship by disrespecting yourself or them. The right moment with the right person is worth waiting for.

    Ask Sarge, he was afraid he was going to be dumped into the “friend” catagory for a while… We dated for 2 years and have been married now for 8 years.

  12. Fasternu 426 on August 30th, 2007 at 4:50 pm

    Want to find a good woman or man for real? Go to a Sunday school singles class.

  13. american woman on August 30th, 2007 at 4:54 pm

    Good advice both Elizabeth and Faster. I wonder what the percentages are when too many adult beverages are envolved.

  14. Fasternu 426 on August 30th, 2007 at 5:01 pm

    I tell young people who ask, “How do I know if this person is right for me?” the following;

    If she bums a dip of Copenhagen off of you, she ain’t right.

    If you go on a lunch date and on the way to the restaurant, she asks if you could drop by and get some money from her “Baby Daddy”. She ain’t right.

    If she introduces you to her Parole Officer. She ain’t right.

    If she wears a tube top and you can see the Tasmanian Devil tattoo on her back. She ain’t right.

    If she wears a tube top. She ain’t right.

    If she chews her toenails. She ain’t right.

    And….don’t pull her finger, she ain’t right.

  15. Fasternu 426 on August 30th, 2007 at 5:03 pm

    Almost forgot:

    If on a date and you get pulled over by the police, they know her first name and ask her what corner she’s working now. She ain’t right.

  16. Shannon on August 30th, 2007 at 5:11 pm

    Ooh, that’s why I’m easy
    I’m easy like sunday morning
    That’s why I’m easy
    I’m easy like sunday morning–Lionel Ritchie

  17. Shannon on August 30th, 2007 at 5:14 pm

    If she wears a tube top, she ain’t right??

    Now wait just a damn minute…

    /trying to recall if he ever married one that didn’t wear a tube top at one time or another

  18. american woman on August 30th, 2007 at 5:21 pm

    I am glad someone spoke in favor of the tubetop…… next you will attack halter tops…… I throw down the gauntlet ( halter top) when that happens!!

  19. RickG on August 30th, 2007 at 5:25 pm

    I dated a preacher’s daughter once. I couldn’t believe I found the only chaste preacher’s kid in the damn country. :-)

  20. Fasternu 426 on August 30th, 2007 at 5:28 pm

    Let me clarify:

    If she looks like two grapefruits in a pair of panty hose but wears a tube top, She ain’t right.
    http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/3/3c/250px-Droopy_Dog.png

  21. Elizabeth on August 30th, 2007 at 5:29 pm

    #17 If I wore a halter top these days, the gauntlet wouldn’t be the only thing “thrown down..”

  22. RickG on August 30th, 2007 at 5:30 pm

    19.

    Naw, huh-uh, Faster. I’m not opening your link this time!

  23. Fasternu 426 on August 30th, 2007 at 5:34 pm

    It’s ok… really

  24. Fasternu 426 on August 30th, 2007 at 5:34 pm

    I’d let my 7 yr old look at that one!

  25. Elizabeth on August 30th, 2007 at 5:35 pm

    Pssssttt…AW - Li’l girlie secret… Raise your arms, reach for the heavens and praise the Lord at every opportunity. Not only does it make God happy, it makes ‘em appear “perky”. ;)

  26. Katfish on August 30th, 2007 at 5:35 pm

    #16 - Bubba I recall 66% of those 3 and tube tops WERE included!!

    YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHAW!

  27. Katfish on August 30th, 2007 at 5:37 pm

    #18 - I too dated a preacher’s daughter once - and except for my wife that was the most amazing kisser I ever smooched!

    All that chastity was jumping madly off those 2 lips lemme tell ya!

  28. left-2-right on August 30th, 2007 at 5:41 pm

    Two years???…did the Blue turn to Purple…he should be a Field Marshall instead of a Sarge…

  29. Matt Bramanti on August 30th, 2007 at 5:48 pm

    Matt: your getting married. Whatcha reading this drivel for? Red Zilla…where are you?

    It’s kinda like one last cigarette before the firing squad lines up. :)

  30. Fasternu 426 on August 30th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
  31. vlou on September 3rd, 2007 at 10:54 am

    Lookout for me…I am an exception to being “easy”. If anyone cares to meet me, I’ll be obliged provided it is at a police department or sheriff’s office in the Intake office (just kidding).

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