Hey, kids, having trouble with your smooching skills? Finding it hard to locate a mate? Have no fear! Technology is here. At least according to David Levy and his newly minted Ph.D. on human/robot relationships.
At first, sex with robots might be considered geeky, “but once you have a story like ‘I had sex with a robot, and it was great!’ appear someplace like Cosmo magazine, I’d expect many people to jump on the bandwagon,” Levy said.
Jump on the bandwagon? That’s one way to put it. And which state will legalize it first? Dr. Levy predicts it will be none other than the great state of Massachusetts.
Levy predicts Massachusetts will be the first jurisdiction to legalize human-robot marriage. “Massachusetts is more liberal than most other jurisdictions in the United States and has been at the forefront of same-sex marriage,” Levy said. “There’s also a lot of high-tech research there at places like MIT.”
What can you say? Another one for the “you can’t make this stuff up” archives.
One last thought. As you’re lying there in romantic bliss with your lastest model X3-2Z7H Bunny model, ask yourself this question: Is Bunny thinking of you or that shiny silver stud she glimpsed on the assembly line?
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I was going to send this to you but the last one some aspersions upon my character than only Jeremy the Panda man could surpass so I didn’t
Okay so the make art teacher butt painting in a thong was a little over the top!
I’m still retching over it
I think I left the worst cast in cast some aspersions - out
Unintelligble post number 743 by Eric
I thought Tipper Gore was already the first person to marry a robot.
Sarge
Ouch!
How embarrassing for the state of Massachusetts:
Can I order a male robot, about 6′4, dark hair, eyes, mustache… who cooks, cleans, and loves to dance? Make him about 40. hehehehe He must know how to adore at all times, and knows I am always right. He must be able to fix things, like drippy faucets, wire in a new switch for the dishwasher, and generally be handy in ALl things.
How would it be any different from sex with an “inflate-a-date?”
Just think - no more Cialis moments for Mr. Robot.
Great… ‘Cherry 2000′ becomes reality.
With my luck, I’d get a robot that hogs the TV remote, elbows me in the nose when I’m asleep and farts under the covers… No thanks.
#10, but it’s a robot, you can return it as damaged hehehehehehe
Can I order my doll with a “clapper” built in? You know, I just clap and it shuts up…
A guy can only dream…
Once upon a time, I aimed the remote control at my wife and pressed the mute button.
(Yes, I’m single now…)
If its Massachusetts, it will likely be “same-sex” robot marriages.
and when the robot files for divorce? will it get half the stuff?
Robots have no rights!!!!!!!!
Coming soon to a theater near you… Terminator Five, The Rise of the Machines–In Divorce Court!
(Btw, I might have gotten away with the mute button thing if the TV had actually been ON at the time…)
Good Lord. He never took middle school hygiene! He never saw the propaganda film!
Joking about about human/robot marriage serves only to demean gay marriage.
Elizabeth/American Woman - You sound like a couple of washed up feminists. What do you two have to offer to attract a “good man”? Instead of sitting around and complaining about men and waiting for tom selleck to sweep you off your feet you two need to re-evaluate yourselves and your lives.
#16 - if it marries then it will have rights. Wonder how the dolphin marriage is going?
#19 houstondem, Thank you for your evaluation. I assure you your remarks will be taken into consideration. Flush.
#20 there is a dolphin marriage?
Getting back to basics…
What benefit is derived from entering into a binding commitment with the words: “By the power vested in my by the State of…?”
I can sign a binding civil contract to buy a house or a car (for example) and that is pretty much universally recognized.
Why should a marriage contract be any different? What give me (or you, or the state) the power to decide who can marry who?
{I know, I’m just full of questions, but I’m still a bit new around here…}
What’s the difference?
#22
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3191923,00.html
#24 - off the subject but what did you think of the Rugby World Cup?
#19 Houstondem. You really want to psychoanalyze me?
ROFL! Thanks Dude, you provided the best giggle of the weekend so far! Now kindly excuse me while I search my past for yet undiscovered maladies and personality disorders…
I guess lubricants won’t be just for the menopausal crowd anymore? I can see a whole new market for “after market upgrades” that arrive wrapped in brown paper.
#19 - if there was ANY grey matter lurking underneath your posts - you’d be dangerous
(no worries - there AINT)
Wow this whole thing is just a disgusting thought…
and good heavens methinks #19 has either just been through a nasty divorce or forgot his meds today….